Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, skrew back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Now ol' Milo as we all know's
Got loadsa dappa suits
London bred and he keeps his head
'Though he's got Italian roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
'Til he reaches the finals
And whether he wins or whether he don't
'I always bite me eyeballs'

Now our friend Den, hours he spent
Down the snooker hall
On the old green baize his mates seem amazed
At skills with a snooker ball
And them long shots, he never ever got
Why? The old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot
'Cos I wear these goggles'

Pot the reds then, skrew back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Hahaha... brilliant. Steven literally drank himself on to a fireplace ... not easily done, I tell ye!

yo colly it HAS been a VERY long time? how are ya kid? xx

Well cousin, didn't know you hung around here!

Hi!

This is an invitation to join Irelands own social networking website

My username is slippytits70

Colly McCann...what is the craic? Long time no see!

hey wot did u think of brysons on fri??? did u enjoy it?

colin! how the hell are ya? hows ur dissertation coming along?

hey colly! hows u? havent been properly talking to u in ages!

my feet are soggy

hey wot ye think of friday??? did u stay in dublin all weekend then?? wb

hey colly!!! hows u? ill be at the commonroom on saturday. looking forward to it xxx

hey lastnite really kickd ass!!! wot ye think?? i believe u guys r playin in the common room in like 2 weeks or so!!! wb ps if u can add me!!!

dats a shame!!! im sure da ppl hu r playin rn't as gud as u guys!!! the common room wud b mad 2 give u more bookins soon!! well gud luck wit dat anyhow!!!

FUCKIN AMAZIN GIG SATURDAY NITE HOPE 2 SEE YAS DER SOON AGAIN

hey u guys kicked ass on sat nite!! it was so much fun!! hope u guys r playin there soon again!!!

colly wots up? aint seen ya in ages mind u i aint been in uni in ages oh well!! cu monday maybe hope u and holly are grand
Over and out

COLLY YOU LEG