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- Mazi
i love my boyfriend.
and my bezz.
and my crew.
facebook me. Mazi Artis
mazi.x@live.com
r.i.p nick calton.
r.i.p nan.
miss you always.
- The Other Half Of Me
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we have the same laugh (: ♥
- playlist
- let's have a bit of ska. bit of punk. bit of reggae. bit of rock n roll. bit of metal & a bit of everything else (Y)
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Mazi & Leah amusing Youtube (Y)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wMoq...
dubbed 'part of your world;-the little mermaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOnmK...
funny cinderella re-mix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_bOL...
'lion king' Hitler & the nazis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFLn...
erection in 'the little mermaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbCfK...
hidden sex references in disney films
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eIN...
catwalk model falls over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN...
dead ringers jeremy kyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Mta...
part 1 of jeremy kyle VS most hated family in america
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPB1q...
part 2 of jeremy kyle VS most hated family in america
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k2vl...
part 3 of jeremy kyle VS most hated family in america
only watch this if you have 30 mins of bordem or just as sad as us! it's rather gripping tho (Y)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEX-X...
britains got talent- sore loser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42HuY...
chav video part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPxVj...
part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAmN...
emo boy takes a trip to emo mart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjAy...
sheep in the island (random)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uvE4...
lion king 2 backwards xD
enjoy(Y)
xxx
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Memories 2007;;
Wathcing Bruce Fall Up An Escalator.
Staying At Leahs Dads.
Fridey Night Crew Go Tu Hunstanton (& Piss Everyone Off xD) Building Castles, Jellybeans & Swordfighting On Thee Beach xD
*Balances Orange Peel On Foot* Look At Thatt Skill!
Watching Funny Chav Videos For About 4 Hours At Leahs.
Photos In Woolys Mirror.
Hiding The Sheep.
Cradle Of Filth Gig.
Drowning Pool Gig.
3 Panic Cell Gigs & Signed Shizz & Jaigermeister!!
Snorting Sherbet... John & Vince & Myles & Will xD
Jesus & Rodney Corner.
Gansta Day In Lynn.
POTC Night With Keady & Rabbit.
Hot Fuzz- The Only non-Chav People Ther Lmao.
Cooking With Leah (Never Gain!!)
Rabbit: Why Is ther A Carrot In The Pie? (it was pappaya)
Rabbits Pool Party.
Leahs Poem!!!
Spending Half Days Watching Disney!
The Drawing Competition!!
Cinema With Leah & Her Mum & Brothers =]
Pride & Prejudice In English.
Maize Maze.
"im the gimp!"
"i was a rabbit in my former life"
"make him scream, make him cry, make him want an apple pie!"
Me & Charlie Seeing The Word ANAL In Coutdown
Timmies Party.
Walking To Ozzys then Bekiis At 7am.
Leah: Whats that you've got there Charles?.........I'VE GOT A WIND UP TORCH!!
Watching Toast King.
Hiding In the Car At My Uncles Wedding.
Luaras' Ever-Changing Hair Loll.
Groping Mr Gs Shiny Head At Pumpkin Parade.
Fang Clan.
My Skitzo Cat.
Roosticles & Green 5s In Business (Y)
Peglers High Pitched Guyrly Scream When The Lights Go Out On thee Bus.
Waxing Ozzy.
Waxing Bruce On Thee School Bus xD
Bruce Putting His Hand In Piss, Lifting It up then Putting It Bk.
Careers Day In Springfields... Free Shizz xD
Kitts Hous Party- Me & Geeg Throwing Tampons At Dans Friends Cars xD
Bekii Being Ina Mood On Thee Last Day Cuz Me & Kitt Wanted Sleeping Beauty On xD
Naked Men & Novelty Vegetables!!
OMG It's A GOOSE!
'Thatt Stupid Bitch Ran Over My Conker!!'
Think O' Summore Fo' Mich Plizz?
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Meine&&ConasStoory_=]
kitt smells && needs tuu shave her armpits.
alex has no pubes cuz i ripped them out wiv my teeth then burt his bum fluff off cuz i light his fart.
jim gave ozzy a front wedgy so ozzy ripped jims balls off && put them in his eyeholes =]
then connor came along ripped his willy off nd used it as a nose.
so now jim looks like a snowman.
but he hasnt got a scalf so connor knitted his pubes 2gether 2 make 1.
&& then cona borrowd georges ickle willy tuu put on jims head.
&& blew itt uup && itt poppd.
so conna cudnt give geegs back so geeg borrowed connors but connas was 2 big for geeg nd he fell over.
&& then we found out thatt conas willy is made of metal && geeg was magneted tuu the radiator && couldnt giv cona his willy back so cona couldnt evaah make babies so he turnd into a woman && now bekii is a lesbian=]
but then one day conna found out that the was a willy shop so he brought a new 1 so bekii went straight agen nd magz went jealous cuz now she cudnt hve bekii, so magz got a will nd she was happy cuz she cud have bekii agen nd bekii dumped connor cuz magz's was bigger dan his.
so now mag stoled bekii && cona did geeg uup thee ass cuz geeg was stil stuck tuu thee radiator.
but geeg was 2 tigh nd snapped connors nig off nd he was sad cuz he cudnt afford a new 1, and he was sad cuz bekii dumped him so he comited suicide by shovein magz 64incher in his ear and throo his brain.
Thee End =]
*Dude... It Seems We didnt Remove Geeg From Thee Radiator lollz*
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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Friends, series 10 :)
2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
lol no
3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
everyone says dad but idk. maybe both?
4.Is that your natural hair color?
yep. blondee ftw.
5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
10
6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope
7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
i wouldn't say 'crush'
8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
couple of years. and he fucking better lmao
9.Can you lick your elbow?
sadly not.
10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
seeing as i live in a bungalow... not very.
11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
see how big i was ;)
12.Do you wear fake tan?
nope.
13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
it's a good feeling when you need it lol.
14.What is your favourite room in your house?
my room.
15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
cup of tea :)
16.Do fish make good pets?
idk they smell lol.
17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich (Y)
18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
yeah lol.
19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
LG kc550
20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£86.
21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Justin's dads.
22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
erm.. yeah?
23.When’ s the last time you showered
last night.
24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
deffo lmao.
25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
single. double on saturdays lol.
26.Do you make your bed daily?
yeah
27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
no idea.
28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
it's justin's
29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3- facebook. google. bebo.
30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
ew. no. way. i. fucking. hate. that.
31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
sometime at the weekend.
32.Do you take compliments well?
idk. not.
33.Do you find piercings attractive?
a few but not too many.
34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
fly (Y)
35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
yeah.
36.Where does number one live?
weston hills.
37.Would you date them?
i am :)
38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
my dad lol
39.What color of socks do you have on?
odd ones lol. one's pink & stripey & one's blue & stripey.
40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
nein. i do have a wonky finger tho (Y)
41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
depends if i need to shower or not.
42.Have you bought anything today?
nein.
43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
idk. don't think of exs as attractive now lol.
44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
in my room.
45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
afternoon (Y)
46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yep lol.
47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
odear god idk. i lick many things :S maybe a window? lol
48.How many pics of just you do you have?
er....
49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
does the chinese count? lol
50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
viMto
51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
ooomg you look rough lol
52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
nah.
53.Lap top or pc?
pc lol
54.What color is your keyboard?
blue/grey
55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
tiscali. mum.
56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
yep.
57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
yep.
58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
yep xD
59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
yea :$
60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
secretive
61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
neither. ever.
62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
yeah :)
63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
yeah but rarely.
64.Do you text or call more?
sameof both i think.
65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
irritating. a complete twat. ugly as fuck. and not funny in the slightest.
66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
i do.
67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
camera needs charging...
68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
my crewwww at prom (Y)
69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
yes. sad fucker.
70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
i did until now...
71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint
72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
how much is a pillow? :S
73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
orange (Y) just to piss kitt off.
74.How many tv's in your house?
4
75.Type your name using only your elbow
jmaZ\U8I
76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
NO
77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
YEAH :)
78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
definately not.
79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
yeah i think so
80.Favourite sports to watch?
i don't.
81.Can you play Poker?
nope.
82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
all the time.
83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
nope.
84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
nope.
85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
sometimes.
86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
nope.
87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
both.
88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
bouncy castles :D
89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
lol yes.
90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
not really.
91.Look behind you, what do you see?
a door :O
92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
5p :(
93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
none.
94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
nope.
95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
er... no.
96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
soggy mank. lol
97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
sometimes :$
98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
fucking 'av em.
99.Have you ever broken a bone?
yep.
100.How many times have you moved house?
once
101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
i'll let you know when i manage it.
102.Curtains or blinds?
curtains.
103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
kinda
104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
nope
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1.What is your name?
Mazi
2.How old are you?
16, 17 in septemberr
3.Who are your best friends?
leah. justin. bekii. kitt. kjay. jess. sofie.
4.Do you have a bf/gf?
yes thanks.
5.Are you happy with your life?
it's abit of allriiight
6.And your love life?
amazing.
7.What's one thing you want right now?
to go shopping.
8.Are you currently missing anyone?
yeah, a fair few people tbh.
9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month?
yep.
10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months?
yep.
11.When was the last time you went shopping?
around a month or 2 ago.
12.What's your msn screenname?
- Mazi (L) Justin, i love you.
13.What's your bebo username?
Mazi XD <Mazi___x>
14.What phone have you got?
LG Kc550i
15.What time was your last text message received?
yesterday at 16;44
16.When time was your last text message sent?
today at 10;16
17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say?
something hillarious about 2 people form leah.
18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook?
ed booth
19.Do you get along with your parents?
yeah :)
20.How many siblings do you have?
just the one.
21.Who makes you happy?
justin<3 leah, bekiikittkjaysofiejess, alice :D
22.Are your family close?
immediate family, relatively.
23.Are you in love?
yes.
24.How many times have you gotten drunk?
i fair few.
25.Ever tried drugs?
no
26.Do you want children?
i don't know
27.Do you believe in yourself?
sometimes.
28.What age do you want to get married?
idk
29.How do you want to die?
preferably not please.
30.What are your fears?
sharks, open water,
31.What's your favorite place to go shopping?
lincollnnn (Y)
32.Do you think you have ever been in love?
i think i am atm :D
33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you?
sometimes.
34.Have you ever punched someone in the face?
i wish lmao
35.What are your views on abortion?
tbh, it's not really killing at technically it's not breathing. but then it depends on the circumstances.
36.Do you smoke?
nope
37.Who in your close family smokes?
cousin & a couple of aunts. that's as close as it gets.
38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple?
either BRIGHT pink or dark purple lol
39.How many pets do you own?
2. cats :)
40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
buttons.
41.IPod or iTunes?
ipod?
42.Do you own an MP3?
yeps.
43.Do you own an iPod?
nope.
44.If you do, what type of iPod?
-
45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls?
boys are easier, but probably girls.
47.What do you think of beyonce?
i'm sure she's a lovely person, but she can't dance. it's actually embarassing to watch some of her videos.
48.Do you watch skins?
nope i have a life.
49.How often do you lie?
daily lol
50.What is your favorite style of music?
i don't really have a favourite. but i do like abit of punk.
53.Have you seen dirty dancing?
nope.
51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see?
tv, chair & my dad's computer hat (don't ask)
52.How many people, on average, do you text each day?
one, maybe 2.
54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?
what's the difference?
55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh?
nope.
56.Do your parents live together?
yeah
57.Are you a virgin?
no
58.Shopping or cinemas?
shopping
59.What colour are your curtains?
spiderman bwoii! so that'd be red & blue lol.
60.How many messages have you sent from your phone? (You can check via settings, calls, time&cost, message counter, or something like that)
27 since 7th march.
61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
jager. and pina colada caribbean twist.
62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends?
for nearly 12 years xD
63.Have you enjoyed this quiz?
not particularly
64.Anything to say before you go?
erm bye?
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lav you.
town saturday? none of us have actually seen you in a month & we miss you & we'd appreciate if you were there yeah. xxx
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Town at 11 tomorrow ? I would ask tonight on msn but am at me nans so yeah will come on Bebo on my phone lol x
lmao smooth mazi ive been playing online games for the past hour. i am so sad lmfao. haha i bet mr hunter enjoyed marking your E
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i love maisie :] i really need to revise history but im not in the history mood
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lololol yeah, i think he was man-period-ing or something, i mean, it was hilarious. and and and i serously cant' >.< i really want to go aswell
but yeah, ima try and be a proper geek tomorrow and knuckle down 
LOL. xxx
lol, yeah he has xD and he wasnt best pleased
me and mum laughed though x) and youuuuuuuuuu tooooo 
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I am getting used to the name Bokka now haha! It's well beautiful. Awh. OMG, The B.O actually gave me such a headache (N) aha. He's strrrrrrrange. I thought he was gonna rape me cause I was on my own on the bus when you'd gone x) ilu x
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ahh sweet stuff. ohmy. thats why i didnt take art. although i do like to do the odd drawing lol. im going to kings lynn college next year to do a levels in psychology, english lit⟨, socialogy and media. how about yourself? xxx
noway!! i thought you were at college with sonny and all that. aha my bad
aye, i agree. revision is totally pooping me out aswell. its like it sits there, and it calls my name, but im never going to do it. although i need to, coz i cant risk failing my exams ;O lol xxx
ah, good times, good times
hehe, thank you sweety (: how's college going for you? xxx
it does, it does
i am indeed my love. i suppose you seen me singing somewhere then :$ i have an x-factor audition on the 5th may. proper excited, even though i dont believe in all the shitty reality shows. doing it for the experience i suppose. xxx
good stuff (: aha. it is, it is. but lets not let it. let us make this conversation go on...& on...& on. for a long time, until we are both sick of each other. aye, i like this plan
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