1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u pull me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

11 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Claire Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

28 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

~When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

~Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"

~Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

~Ask, "did you feel that?"

~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

~Swat at flies that don't exist.

~Tell people that you can see their aura

~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"

~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

~Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

~Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf"

~Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout "let go you bastard "

~Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again, Mr Elevator."

~Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction