1) - Spell Your Name Without Vowels: mlss
2) - Are You Single? yeps
3) - What’s Your Favorite Number? 7
4) - Favorite Colors? purple blue orange
5) - Least Favorite Color? white
6) - What Are You Listening To? Say by john mayer
7) - What Do You Smoke? nope
- Are You Happy With Your Life Right Now? from friday on i will be yes!
9) - Anyone Ever Said You Resemble A Celebrity? yes, reese witherspoon! i dunno how myself!
10) - What Is Your Favorite Class In School? chemistry. hanging out with thee gang! lol
11) - Do You Shop At Hollister/Abercrombie/AE? no ingles?
12) - How Do You Make Money? magic word, *ahem* daaadddyyy
13) - where do u get educated? Drumraghh
14) - Are You Outgoing? sometimes
15) - One Word To Describe You? weird
16) - Favorite Pair Of Shoes? black booty ones
17) - Do You Own Big Sunglasses? indeed
1 - Where Do You Wish You Were Right Now? somewhere with a temp of about 40
19) - What Should You Be Doing Right Now? revising, 2 to go

"THE CANS"

Can You Blow A Bubble: yes
Can You Dance? does swinging ur hair about count?
Can You Do A Cartwheel? not a hope in hell
Can You Do The Splits? funny
Can You Tie A Cherry Stem With Your Mouth? no
Can You Touch Your Toes?: nope
Can you whistle?: can doo
Can You Wiggle Your Ears? yerr
Can You Wiggle Your Nose?: yep
Can You Roll Your Tongue?: yesss

"THE DIDS"

Did You Ever Run Away From Home? noo
Did You Ever Want To Be A Doctor? not a did but a want
Did You Ever Want To Be A Fire Fighter? nope

"THE DO"s"

Do You Believe In God?: dunno
Do You Know How To Swim? weeeeee bit
Do You Like Roller Coasters?: LOVE them
Do You Own A Bike?: yes but wheel is all bent
Do You Think You Could Be on Those Reality Shows? might possibly get on and then be booted off

"THE LASTS"

Last Person You Hung Out With? the bro davin
Last thing you said out loud? Rambo is the shizz
Last thing someone said to you? ever see the oul rambos?

"THE WHATS"

What Is The Temperature Outside? ermm night time soo dunno bout 8 or so?
What Was The Last Restaurant You Ate At? rue
What Was The Last Thing You Bought? dress
What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?: tea
What Was The Last Thing On TV You Watched? rambo

"THE WHOS"

Who Is Your Newest Friend You Added To bebo? :S dunno
Who Was The Last Person You IM"d: saide
Who Talked To You On The Phone Last? tasha
Who Was The Last Person You Took A Picture Of?emma
Who Was The Last Person To Leave You A Comment? meggyyyy

"HAPPY SECTION"

Are You A Happy Person? a lot of the time
What Can Make You Happy? good conversation nd a bowl of cheerios
Do You Wish You Were Happier? yes
Can Music Make You Happy? yesss

"HATE SECTION"

Do You Actually Hate Anyone? hates a strong...yes yes i do
Ever Made A Hate List? in my head
Are You A Mean Bully? no one isnt

"LOOK AT ME SECTION"

Do You Believe In Yourself? not an iota
What Is Your Current Hair Color? brown
Have Any Tattoos? nope
Straight Hair Or Curly: curly
Currently Wearing: pjs

"HAVE YOU EVER"

Hugged Someone?i think the last time was 1998? give or take a year
Been On The Phone Until The Sun Came Up? no, have done on msn
Laughed So Hard You Peed In Your Pants? no
Laughed So Hard You Cried? suree have

A R E. Y O U:
1. A Cuddler? Yeahh =]
2. A morning person? Hmm depends on the time?
3. Are you a perfectionist? sometimes
4. An only child? Nope
6. In your pajamas? Nope
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart? Nope
8. Okay at styling other people's hair? ayeee
10. Addicted to MySpace/Bebo? nah not as much
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: nah not really

D O. Y O U:
12. Bite your nails? sometimes
13. Get paranoid at times? dont think so
14. Currently regret something that you have said? Nah
15. Curse frequently when you get mad? yes =/
16. Enjoy country music? jus one song
17. Enjoy jazz music? er dont think ive listened
18. Enjoy smoothies? yeps =]
19. Enjoy talking on the phone? yesss
20. Have a lot to learn? of course
21. Have a pet? Cat...name is fatty =]
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person? nah
23. Have all your grandparents? Nopes
24. Have at least one sibling? Yes
25. Have been told that you are smart? yeps
26. Have broken a bone? yep my left wrist
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone? who doesnt?

H A V E. Y O U:
28. Changed a diaper? Yeps
29. Changed a lot over the past year? dunno, i think keel said i had!
31. Had surgery? tonsils and perhaps in a weeks time lol
32. Killed another person? only in my head =]

L A S T .PERSON. W H O:
1. slept in bed besides you? tasha
2. Saw you cry? Mumma
3. Went to the movies with you? sab and a few others
4. You went to town with? Tasha shauna mattie and andy
5. You went to dinner with? la familia
6. You talked on the phone? Tasha mc d
7. Said 'I love you' to and really meant it? keelan .....twas drunken haha
8. Broke your heart? i dnt have a heart lol
9. Made you laugh? the oul uncle cathal

W O U L D .YOU. R A T H E R..
1. Tatoo your Back or Leg? Back
2. Be serious or be funny? Funnnnnyyyy..
3. Drink whole or skim milk? skim
4. Die in a fire or drown? Neither =[
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents

A R E. Y O U:
1. Simple or complicated? erm i dunno
2. Gay? only when i watch caberet
3. Hardcore? yes =/

D O .YOU. P R E F E R:
1. Flowers or Sweets? Flowers
2. Grey or Black? Grey
3. Colour or Black and white photos? black and white
4. Lust or Love? Love.
5. Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles. =]
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late.

A N S W E R. T R U T H F U LL Y !!
1. Do you like anyone? Nopes
2. Do they know it? refer to ^^
3.Do They Feel The Same Way? ^^ again

D O .YOU. P R E F E R...
1. Sun or moon? Sun
2. Winter or fall? Autumn
3. Left or right? Right
4. 10 acquaintances or having six best friends? Best Friendsss =]
5. Sun or rain? Sunn
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
A B O U T. Y O U
1. what time is it? 21;27
2. Name? Melissa O' Kane
3. Nickname? millie,millila,meligia,melly,dolly
4. Where were you born? Omagh =]
5. What is your birth date? 29th July
6. What do you want? to have a bit of sense
7. Where do you want to live? not ireland

U N I Q U E!
1. Nervous Habits: biting my nails
2. Are you double jointed?: HAHA NO
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yeah
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? Yeah =]
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Suree can
6. Do you make your bed daily? Nopee
7. Which shoe goes on first? whichever shoe is closer
9. Ever thrown one at someone? bros
10.On the average, how much money do you carry with you? whatever is handed to me
11. What jewellery do you wear? Watch,Bracletsss
12. Do you twirl the spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
13. Ever Eaten Spam? yep
14. Favourite ice cream? Ben & Jerrys
15. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? 3 or 4 i dont know haha

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt