Vincent Buttner

woah, 21 weeks since i last updated. so here goes...im a little bit pissed, yay

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Vincent Buttner
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  • Member since: February 2005
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When the package is this pretty, no one cares whats on the inside
Me, Myself, and I
We are he-man woman haters, We feed girls to alligators!


I need someone really bad.
~ Are you really bad?


If you like it, Lick It, Slurp It, Slide It, Shake It, Bake It, Stir It, Buy It...Shout my name loud as you ride It
The Other Half Of Me
Philip H

Philip H

"Good Looking, erm, in his own way"

Evil
Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

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    • Very Drunk / Blond / Both, Moments of Verbal Wonder (always in the smoking area, go figure)

      Nothing tastes as good as thin feels

      Jiggle the handle, thats door is as sticky as an old whore

      Just listen to that, the most beautiful sound in the world, kids screaming.

      " -'to make a fur coat, 170 minks had to be analy electrocuted, thats torture',
      'No, thats Fashion' -"

      I need a drink, a man or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man.

      He is a gay man trapped in a straight mans body, and not in a good way.

      Your eyes are like two brown diamonds.

      "i should never have sneeked that sip of water last night, i'm such a pig"

      Pass the Tissues, we've all got some Issues.

      "It's not fair, the gays have ruined the Rainbow for everybody else".

      Like a Homosexual with Alzheimer's Disease, I come out every week.

      What is the Speed of 'Dark'?

      On the other hand....you have different fingers

      Liz: -"who is a laughing stock?"
      Vinny: -"Cattle with a sense of humour"

      I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

      Donal: "How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?"
      Liz: "Who uses invisible ink anymore?"
      Donal: "the Garda, and the FBI"

      Random Stranger on the Dancefloor:
      -"do you think my sister looks like a pre-op transexual?" (points at sister)
      Vinny:
      -"No, she looks post-op"
      Random Stranger:
      -"can i french kiss you?"
      Vinny:
      -"yeah OK, but have a mint first."

      "my phone keeps vibrating....no wait....thats just me"(Whurp PuPuPuPuPuPoo)

      "His eyes are Huge"
      - "What? you ate how many sausages"
      "I said, 'his eyes are huge' nothing about food"
      - "what are you talking about, who has what sausages"

      "- 'the wall keeps moving when i lean on it',
      "eh thats a door not a wall' -"

      "I tried to reach for a chair that wasn't there, did you not see the chair that i reached for that isin't there"

      "STOP NOBODY MOVE, i dropped the lid to my poppers.... oh thank christ there it is"

      "I've got a sweaty back,
      you other brothers can not sweat as much as me and Patch" - thats not how Pat got his name, but a coincidence all the same.

      "shut your filthy whore mouth player, player"

      1 Comment 974 days

    • WHY GAA IS BETTER THAN SOCCER

      WHY THE GAA IS BETTER THAN SOCCER

      1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his personalised brand of leisure wear

      2) GAA nicknames are better (The Bull, The Bomber, etc.) . Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames

      3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to Ronaldo or Sibierski

      4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does it

      5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub

      6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew

      7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery results

      8) All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets

      9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA

      10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like

      11) No segregation at GAA games

      12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of Carlow

      13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park

      14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty

      15) The GAA may not appreciate its women as much as it should but at least we all know who Cora Stanunton is. The most famous woman in English soccer is Posh Spice

      16) Under age players get to be part of the biggest days in hurling and football at half-time in the All-Ireland.

      17) Micheal O'Murchearaigh.

      18) If a GAA player ever jumped at a spectator like Eric Cantona did the rest of his team would join in. So would the rest of the crowd.

      19)Vinnie Jones grabbed Gascoignes testicles. Paudie O'Se decked Joe McNally during the National Anthem. McNally learnt his lesson. Gascoigne just got worse.

      20) The GAA season always leaves you wanting more. The soccer season leaves soccer people demanding less. "Fewer games please"

      21) Old soccer players get testimonials, Old GAA players just slip down to junior.

      22) Rural villages = A Church, A Post-office, a Pub and a GAA pitch.

      23) Pints after the match with the lad you knocked seven shades of shite out of in the game.

      24)Croke park on a Summer's Day.

      25)Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!

      2 Comments 995 days

    • Vinouirs Drinking Facts and Rules

      Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

      . It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice. (ah my famous walks, just to make sure everyone gets a chance to look at me)

      . Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

      . Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up. (insert: Soft Glasses)

      . Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

      . If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your drink preference. (thats a skobie thing to do, unless they are a skobe)

      . After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.(lately when i ever do accidentally catch a glipms my hair had gone a done and gotten its Boof-On)

      . Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

      . The only thing that tastes better than free drink is stolen drink. (thank u Terry Sweeny)

      . If you bring Dutch Gold to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the Budweiser in the fridge.

      . Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every idiot would be doing it.

      . Never sulk on or at the side of the dance floor.

      . Only dance if there is a designated dance area. Not in aul'lads pub like in Inchicore.

      . Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar. (when do we ever leave until the dj is putting his records in his car, and then there is always the sing-song)

      . If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English. (so what does Vin do, speak faster and sound like Rain Man)

      . Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious. (not so funny when ur the drunk person)

      . If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is mine.

      . If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

      . If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.

      . Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

      . If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell spirit.

      . There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.

      . The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.

      0 Comments 1013 days

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    • Planetlove Ireland Official
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      9 weeks ago
    • The UnTruthable Girl
      The UnTruthable Girl

      Hiya hun :D how u sweetie. :D :D

      10 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Gary Cantwell
      luv Gary Cantwell

      Hey Hunni!! How's you?? You still having a ball or sleeping it off!! miss u loads! x

      10 weeks ago
    • Patt
      luv Patt

      Hey ya hun!!
      Awww mising you loads too babes!!... was just reminising of drunken sunday 'fruit cocktails' on the balcony! lol....We are hoping to make a visit back to Dub to see you all in Sept ( have amsterdam and visit home to kerry in between ) so we let you know the plans... Hope all is well Eire side?? and you misbehaving as best you can :) Huggs to des! Xxx..

      18 weeks ago
    • Denny Bear
      luv Denny Bear

      im really sorry man my mate of my football team dad died on the monday so my head was up my hole il make it up dont worry

      18 weeks ago
    • Sabrie Malone
      Sabrie Malone

      ah Vinnny, how are you and your beautiful smell :D

      18 weeks ago
    • Linzi
      Linzi

      good nite last nite hun???taxi home was very funny with the taxi man ha :L !!!u better be out the wekend kk??xx

      18 weeks ago
    • Light Nightclub
      Light Nightclub

      Hi Vincent Buttner,
      Summer Has Begun @ Heaven Nightclub With Our New Summer Sale Prices, We Have Cut Our Prices To Give You The Best Value For Your Money.
      Check Out Are New Deals.....

      Thursday Back To THe 80's, With 3 euro a drink All Night Long. Doors 11pm till Late.

      Friday New Admission Price 10euro All Night, If You Arrive Before 11pm You Get In Half Price (5euro) Doors Open 10.30 Till Late.

      Saturday New Admission Price 10euro All Night, Members Free Entry Before 11pm, Doors Open 10.30 till Late.

      Sunday Night Party With Marty, All Drinks 3euro, Doors Open 10pm till Late.

      Hope to See you @ Some Stage Over The Weekend.

      Heaven Nightclub

      19 weeks ago
    • Gill Traynor
      luv Gill Traynor

      Aw i love your profile pic. That pic was taken nearly a year ago. Im 23 on monday. Oh getting old now!! lol

      20 weeks ago
    • Light Nightclub
      Light Nightclub

      Hey Vincent Buttner,

      Heaven Nightclub's White Foam Party Starts Thursday 2nd with 3euro a drink, Doors Open 11pm.

      Friday Night Doors Open 10.30 till Late,

      Saturday night Wear White Get Admission Half price B4 11.30, With Fm 104 Dj Frank Jezz, Doors open 10.30 till Late.

      Arrive Early to Avoid Dissapointment,
      This Will be one of The biggest Foam Party's in Dublin Ever Dont miss out.

      See you all There.



      20 weeks ago
    • Gary Cantwell
      luv Gary Cantwell

      Im good babes!! you've had a busy time then!! lol :)
      Well after your rest you should have a break away here!! :) hint hint!! miss u loads x x x

      21 weeks ago
    • Gary Cantwell
      luv Gary Cantwell

      How are ya hunni?? x x x

      21 weeks ago
    • The UnTruthable Girl
      luv The UnTruthable Girl

      X0X0X0 :)

      26 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Patt
      Patt

      4 days and counting!!! :) Looking forward seein you Sat hun! Roll on the hangover!! :) xx... P.S. we wont be re-inacting the below activities....we'll be even WORSE!! LOL... xx

      26 weeks ago
    • Gary Cantwell
      luv Gary Cantwell

      Ah memories... that was the night we woke you coz you fell asleep like that with the lit cigarette!! lol :L

      27 weeks ago
    • Power Muff Girl Tink
      luv Power Muff Girl Tink

      Hey ya babes hows things with you? ya comin down for cork pride???? Miss u sniff xxxxxxxxxxxxx

      28 weeks ago
    • Aine D
      Aine D

      vinny hunny!!!!

      I vaugely remember seeing you on sunday night!!! missing your sister yet??

      28 weeks ago
    • Denny Bear
      Denny Bear

      ive no exams just project work 2 hand up so im busy busy busy at the mo plus i lost my fone so ul have 2 send me a mail with ur number ,sounds good about the nite out in zoes wud defo b up 4 it

      29 weeks ago