NASTY SEX POEMS"
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

TELL ME

1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= call me
18= you're soo cute
19= i dont know you?
20= man can i just f*ck with you
21= i want you in my life

yo put a x beside da answer it


Do i look like a good kisser?
[] yes
[] no


Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no


Am I?
[] beautiful!
[] sexy azz hell
[] fine
[] pretty
[] cute
[] iight
[] ugly!



I look like..
[] a player
[] wifey type
[] one time thing
[] next gf
[] or all


If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No


Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] have sex with me
[] date me
[] or all

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10


what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] fucc buddy
[] girl friend
[] wifey
[] friend w/ benifits
[] or all