Do this quiz it makes u relise ur not the angel u thought u where!


This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is 245.60

What's your full name:Kerryleigh Ann Frances Canning
When your birthday: 23rd feb
Where were you born: Combe
How many teeth have you got: 30something?
How long is your big toe:Ehm?? like an inch??ahha
What is your faveroute song eadmau5- I remember
How many contacts do you have on msn;.i dont do msn
What deoderant do you use:whatever comes to hand

Have You Ever (:
Licked your foot: No?
Seen a blue cow: No ?
Been sick on someone: Nope
Blew bubbles with your spit:Yes Haha
Eaten a chilli:Yep
Squeezed someones bum: Yup

Currently (:
Wearing:Clothes
Having: Your ma
Doing: This
Feeling:bored and my arse is numb
Located:Carlow college!
Watching:nothing

Do you (:
Kiss your mum & dad:Yup
Give money to hobo's sat in the street: Well Sometimes
Have nice knee's: Em no, who does?
Watch porn:maybe
Drink milkshakes:uch

Friends (:
Do you kiss your friends: Yup
Who have you known for the longest:Grace or claire
Who's your best friends:A handfull
How tall are they: mostly shorties ha and a tallie
Who's the funniest: Claire
Which animal reminds you of your best friend: Cat, or a Crow
How many friends have you got:Enough

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope
What do you want to grow up to be:I still dont no!!!!!!!
Who do you love at the moment: My Friends
Love your mum: Yep
Have animals if so, what: a doggie
Funniest moment in your life:too many
Have you broken any bones: Nope
Faveroute film: donni darko

Last person who
Felt your bum: eh classified
Looked at your boobs: once agian
Made you piss: Claire bear!
Danced with you: Claire bear
You kissed:a boy?
Had a fight with: my mam
Licked you: becky murphy

Do You (:
Have dimples: Nope
Like marmite: NO
Like kisses: Yup
Look at peoples bums when they walk: Sometimes
Have nightmares: Sometimes
Pop spotsh lordy its fun
Shout at your mum: sometimes

What Do You Think Of (:
Arabs & packies: Hey dats not fucking cool
Michael Jackson: Leg bag
Gay men/women: they're people too
Taking drugs:it happens
Smoking:eh a little anti-social
Drinking tea: Meh
This Or That (:
Finger or thumb: Thumb
Hugs or kisses:Kisses
Usher or ne-yo: Ne-Yo
Friends or family oth

Taky but ohhh lordy you know you like cheese on toast! ; )


1.We have 4 speeds and many positions
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3.We love getting dirty
4.We know how to ride our mounts
5.We perform well with animals
6.We like to be in control
7.We’ll ride it for hours
8.We know how to handle a big girth
9.We get off easy
10.We’re always on top
11.We like it rough
12.We have our legs spread all day long
13.We love using whips
14.Stradling is our natural position
15.We don’t mind being bucked around
16.Endurance riders do it longer
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot?