What month were you born in
JANUARY AHOY!!

Where do you live
glasgow

…Describe Your…

Wallet/purse?
POLKA DOT

Dream car
A HIPPIE VAN BUT I DOUBT ILL EVER DRIVE BUT A CHAUFFEUR COULD DRIVE ME IN A HIPPIE VAN? YES

Toothbrush
PINK AND FREE AND SOCIAL-ANIMAL-Y!

Jewellery worn daily
RINGS, BRACELETS, NECKLACES

Pillow Case
YELLOWISH?

Eyes
BROWN/GREEN yet more green really

Room
A slight mess but not too bad and nice and colourful and filled with my wondrous paraphernalia!

Love life
lovelee

Cologne/Perfume
PERFUME IS A GREAT FILM

Cd in stereo
EDITORS

Piercings
EARS

Wearing
BLUE DRESS THING, JEANS, BLACK SHIRT THING,

Wanting
moneyyyyyyy and summerrrrr and flattttttt

What does your headline mean
LOTS OF SLAPPING AND TICKLING AND FUN AND FROLICS BASICALLY...and dancing...now!

Last thing you ate
soup bean tortillas....best not to ask

Something you are afraid of
edward scissorhands

Do you like candles
YEAH

Do you like the taste of blood
NO!

Do you believe in love
YEAH

Do you believe in soul mates
I DO!

Do you like seafood
I LOVE IT! (NOT OCTOPUS THOUGH!)

Do you remember your dreams
SOMETIMES...OR THEY COME TO ME DAYS AFTER

Do you consider yourself a study freak
I CAN BE

What’s your favorite thing to do in the place where you live
LAUGH and complain about pervy painters

Do you like tattoos
YES

Do you burn easily in the sun
OH YES

Do you speak another language other than English
YES

What’s something you wish you could understand better
WHY SOME PEOPLE ACT THE WAY THEY DO

Are you shy around a crush
NOT REALLY...DEPENDS WHO IT IS REALLY

What book would you recommend to anyone
THE SECRET HISTORY BY DONNA TARTT

Last show you watched an entire episode of
FRIENDS

Last movie you watched at home
notes on a scandal

Got any plans for the weekend
working me thinks - still no dough to do much

Who do you miss
kirsty and keren and mum and me bro

Last incoming call on your cell phone
my bro

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer
I DONT DOWNLOAD...I DONT UNDERSTAND

Last time you swam in a pool
ABOUT A MONTH AGO

What was the last thing you bought
VANILLA SOYA LATTE

A secret about you
IM NOT TELLING

Ever made a prank phone call
OF COURSE

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
NO!

Have you ever written poetry
NATCH!

How many people have you kissed
I WONT GO INTO THAT

Have you ever won a trophy
NOT A TROPHY BUT OTHER FINE DELIGHTS

Are you a good cook
ERM WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED

Do you know how to pump your own gas
INTO BIKES?

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital
MY FRIEND

What do you think about most
TREES

Something you hate about the person you love: hmm...
U CANT HATE ANYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE YOU LOVE! DISLIKE BUT NOT HATE!

Something you wish your mother or father had warned you about: I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO WATCH EDWARD SCISSORHANDS SO YOUNG BECAUSE NOW IT HAUNTS ME!

Something that's holding you back from achieving your dreams: BEING FAR TOO INDECISIVE

Something you think you could win an award for: SINGING

Something you fear more than anything: LOSING PEOPLE I LOVE AND SAYING GOODBYE

Something you wish people would understand: I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SOME PEOPLE CAN BE SO NASTY TO ONE ANOTHER!

Something that keeps you going everyday: SMILING

Something amazing that happened last summer: I WENT TO GERMANY AND CYCLED!

Something you hate that people say: "MY BAD" (I DETEST THIS!), HEN, DOLL...

Something you refuse to pay money for: STUPID CRAP THAT WASTES YOUR TIME LIKE NERDY GAMING

Something you wish you could have told that person that you never saw again: HUH?

Something that really stands out about this year: BEING WITH THE JOBBY TEAM IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

Something you like that everyone else thinks is weird: ANNE OF GREEN GABLES HAHA

Something that makes the problems in your life not seem so bad: MY FRIENDS AND WATCHING THE NEWS!

Something you listen to when you're in a really good mood: DAFT PUNK

Something you do when you're trying to calm down: GO FOR A WALK/TAKE A DEEP BREATH...DO A POO? OH YEAH!

Something you do when you wake up at three AM: GO BACK TO SLEEP!

Something you love doing on cold rainy days: LYING IN BED AND HEARING THE RAIN SOUNDS! OR LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW! BUT I CANT DO THAT COZ I ALWAYS HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF TO DO!

Something that you always run into/trip over: MY PHONE CHARGER, MY SHOES, THE KERB ON THE PAVEMENT, WALKING INTO LAMPPOSTS AND THEN APOLOGISE AND REALISE IT'S A LAMPPOST!MEGGA!

Something that irritates you more than anything: FAKE PEOPLE, PLAYING THE SAME DVD OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO IT CAN BE HEARD IN THE WHOLE BUILDING, PEOPLE TRYING TO BEAT YOU AND BE COMPETITIVE WITH TOTALLY STUPID THINGS LIKE MAKING DRINKING INTO A COMPETITION, CLAIMING THEY KNOW MORE ABOUT MUSIC (THAT REALLY ANNOYS ME!) AND STICKY DANCEFLOORS (NOT DUE TO SPUNK-SPILLAGE BUT MERELY ALCOHOL SPILLAGE!)

Something you're addicted to/can't stop doing: USING THE INTERNET

Something you had to give up but didn't want to: ERR I DONT KNOW!

Something that really stands out about you: MY CRAZINESS NATCH!

Something about you that's like everyone else: HUH?

Something that really stands out about that Certain Person: HUH?!

Something that you say a lot that others have picked up on: DUDE, LIKE, 'YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?', FANNYBALL, JOBBY, WANK

Something that makes you change the channel: MOST THINGS!

Something that really turns you on: LEAVES ARE MY RELIGION...OH YES! HAHA! OO GUYS THAT HAVE LOVELY HAIR, DARK HAIR... I LOVE HAIR (ON THE HEAD)- COLIN FIRTH, J FROM FIVE, TALENT, PASSION ABOUT MUSIC

Something that really turns you off: NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AND WHEN THEY HAVE A REPUTATION OF BEING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
1. SLEAZE/2. BASTARD/3. CUNT/ 4. CHEATING BASTARD/ 5, SWINE/ 6. MEAN/ 7. DISRESPECFUL/ 8. DISHONESTY/ 9. CUNT...AND FINALLY (WHICH KIRSTY WOULD AGREE WITH...A
STUPID CUNT! (WITH NO BRAIN, SMALL GENITALS AND SILLYNESS)

Something you wish you could change about your life: I WANT TO HAVE A BIT MORE MONEY TO BUY LOTS AND LOTS OF MUSIC ON MY LIST

Something you say every night before you go to sleep: NIGHT TO PEOPLE?

Something that you don't think will ever change about you: MY MADNESS, THE FACT THAT I CAN ENTERTAIN MYSELF SO EASILY (EARLIER I RAN TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IT WAS HILARIOUS!), THE FACT I SMILE ALL THE TIME, MY OPTIMISM AND BEING SYMPATHETIC SO EASILY, WANTING TO HELP PEOPLE OUT AND THAT I LAUGH A LOT.

Something about you that you think will soon change: IM NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH RUBBISHNESS! NOT THAT I DO ANYWAY BUT ST

my top 16

Write down the people in the order they appear on you top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...

1.Aidan...aka aids/aidie
2.Kirsty...aka Kirst
3.Keren...aka Keroo
4.Charlene...charlenehead
5.Steph hughes...jobby sis
6.Steph sim...stefflee
7.Esther...estle
8.Tom...tombom
9.Heather...macfeather
10.Steph mackin...shubba miguel
11.David...Dave
12.Cathie...dancee
13.Stacey...Runny bum
14.Nick devonald...dev
15.Lesley...presley
16.Pueblo...amazing

Q. Have you ever kissed 6?
A. Only on the face-cheeks!
Q. Whats your least favourite thing about 13?
A. she likes weird men lol
Q. Whats the best memory you have of 9?
A. Boogying and taking over the dance floor at Strath Union
Q. Whens the next time your gonna see 4?
A. September 3 for Bday action if not before!
Q. Is number 8 pretty?
A. tom has pretty hair
Q. What was your first impression of number 7?
A. How great she is
Q. What do you like most about 14?
A. His ability to stand up straight
Q. How did you meet 2?
A. Through Roseanne who I'd already made friends with and Kirst lived with Rosie!
Q. Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A. No. Only in one of her short stories!
Q. Is 1 your best friend?
A. one of my best friends yeah
Q. How long have you known 1?
A. since mr anderson sprung upon us in geog haha
Q. Have u seen 3 naked?
A. well she is my other bebo half so of course! no not really lol!
Q. Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A. she loves me she's told me! but not sexually silly!
Q. Whats the last thing you did with 6?
A. had dinner in the slug...razorlighting tomoz though
Q. If you could give anything to 15 what would it be?
A. Her pj's which I still have from the Dominican!
Q. Would 2 and 16 make a good couple?
A. Kirsty should go to Pueblo yes!
Q. If 1 was a crayon what colour would he/she be?
A. brown like his lovely poo and sexuallllll hair!
Q. Hav you ever been to 3's house?
A. I have...well her flat!
Q. Whens the next time you will see 5?
A. maybe this week?
Q. Are you close to 7?
A. we are bosoms
Q. Do you get on well with 11?
A. indeedy but i dont see him enough!
Q. Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A. Yeah lots of us went once and had to stick it out in the front row!
Q. Whats 13's house like?
A. No idea!
Q. Have you ever been angry with 12?
A. not really
Q. Would you ever make a move on 10?
A. lol no im not that way inclined (i like boys plus she'd punch me haha!
Q. What do you and 16 talk about the most?
A. If I talk to the project i ask how everyone in the village is and how everything's getting on.