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Tesco's condoms: Every little helps!

Nike condoms: Just do it!

Craig David condoms: Whats your flaver?

Peugeot condoms: The ride of your life!

New galaxy textured condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk?!

Pringles condoms: Once you pop you cant stop!

Halifax condoms: Who gives you extra?

Telletubbie condoms: Again again!!!

Cadburys creme egg condoms: How do you eat yours?

Churchill car insurance condoms: Ooohhhhh yes!!!

Gilette condoms: The best a man can get!

Insette condoms: For the extra hold

Mcdonalds condoms: I'm loving it!

Good year condoms: For a long ride go wide

Treseme condoms: Used by professionals

Lynx condoms: Because you never know when

Muller light condoms: So much pleasure but wheres the pain?

Andrex condoms: Soft strong and very long!!!

Sure crystal condoms: Unbeatable against white marks

Cadburys condoms: Give in to your happiness

Heinz condoms: Its all going on!

Flash condoms: Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Red bull condoms: Gives you wings

PC World's condoms: Were with you every step of the way

Duracell condoms: You can just keep going and going.....

1. Slept naked? yes
2. Taken a shower with someone? Nop
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Stole anything? no
6. Been in love? urmm, no not properly
7. Been dumped? Yup
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? borrrowed..
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? god no
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? college YES !!!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yes
20. Lost a friend? yup
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Been to an island? yep.
23. Slept in until 3? No
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Nop
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes!
26. Made a snow angel? obviously!
27. Played dress up? oh yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes, i dont do loosing.
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? nop
32. Felt an earthquake? YES
33. Touched a snake? NEVER, they should all be burnt
34. Ran a red light? haha yes.
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? yep
37. Been in a car accident? No
38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? yes
39.Used a fake id? Not yet
40. Crawled through a window? yer, to get in the house wen locked out
41. Been lost? Yes, many times. d of e..
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yep
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yerr!
50. Kissed in the rain? yep
51. Sang in the shower? no, cos singing in the car is better
52. Made love in a park? No
53. Had a dream that you married someone? No
54. Glued your hand to something? yess
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no, dreamt it once :S
57. Been a cheerleader? no, cant imagine me as one !
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? No
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? - all the time, only watch them in company
61. Played chicken? nop, watched people
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? if weird strangers on bebo count!
64. Broken a bone? nose?
65. Been easily amused? yes quite often
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yes do that often to lol.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? nop
68. Cheated on a test? Yeah - french lessons!
69. Forgotten someone's name? too often
71. Done something dumb while drunk? yes - too many times!!!
73. Blacked out from drinking? haha not yet - kieran has tho
74. Played a prank on someone? yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? depends what you call late.
76. Made love to anything not human? Lol no
77. Failed a class? i didnt fail french
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yep
79. Smoked pot? no
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? no
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? no
82. Thrown strange objects? yup
83. Felt like killing someone? yes, but wouldnt carry it out!
84. Thought about running away? No.
86. Got a piercing? ears. want my nose done.. not sure tho
87. Cut your own hair? noo
89. Made a parent cry? yep
90. Cried over someone? yes
91. Dated someone more than once? uhu
92. Had/Have a dog? Yes
93. Have an iPod? yup a black one
94. Smoked a cigarette? yes
95. Been in a band? no
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
97. Broken a CD? yes
98. Shot a gun? yes - i cant aim..
99. Wanted someone but could never have them? yep
100. Got angry with a condom machine? nop

DONT JUDGE ME
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUSTmust not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I DON'T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent.
I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITHA MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.
I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.
My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be w/ me 4 sex.
I WEAR LEG BRACES, so I MUST be "crippled"
this is to help people understand that stereotypes are dumb! and normally are not correct...get to know people dont judge them.