1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Samuel Thomas

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Samuizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Hyaena

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)
James Rockington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Thosawee.....AHAHAHAHAHAH omg that is funny!

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink).
Blue coke

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name and fathers middle name)
Edward....(mum doesnt have one)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Black Ollie

That one suked tbh.

there has definately been thousands!! and we are now going to share as many as we can remember!!!
-The Three Musketeers!!
-Runnin round in the rain topless
-Can heads house burnin down and the floppy cats and loose tarantulas
-Cinema trips includin sum in the dark
-and after cinema nachos NACHO ,NACHO MAN HEY HEY
-Bowling! (jordan using the toddler ramp)
-Bewl water! sam howes gun! and our charity -dress up as a girl thingy.
-A lil bit of curby
-Trying to think of a resonable nikname for jordan....defo not viper or cobra but maybe browza
-Spam and Sta in the adventures of .....LADDER!
-Hi what can i do 4 u!!!? ....................You can fook off!
-Bob and jordy joggin to the bull but not acctually joggin!
-Hey i know lets go round sams and play monopoly!
-Wanna try a bit of ...cheeeeeshz!!?
-Excuse me im gonna be sick...pass a bag...NOPE THATS 3 PENCE!!
-Oooops i just cummed *i mean C-A-M-E.
-Knock down ginger but the onli 2 houses we ever did!
-Comic relief roadside salút!!
-Moving road signs at night cos we are rebels!
-Throwin chips at a door then jordan tryin hide the chips up his jacket.
-Dale hill woods puttin off the golfers!
-The legandary ditch im sure we all fell in like all the time.
-Chestnut wood at night then runnin bak cos summin made us jump!
-Bobby and Sam trekkin around the cuntryside!
-Bed fighting (dw nuttin dirty)
-Runnin home in zig zags along the road.
-The most awesome run ever ...THE TX!
-Sam and bobbys hit singles ---'I had ur mum..' and 'Babymakers'
-The luke rees OGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-Bumper Boards down Bobbys hill!!
-The daily shop!
-Football wiv the ceczs
-The internet is definately for porn
-Shoppin for K-swiss
-Jordy and Spam creating are pal...Barney jat-escos
-The canheads weekly garden sale of complete shiiiiit!
-Bobby and Sam bein harassed quite nicely by passer bys (girls)
-Putting george in a man u shirt and generally beating him up.
-Our rather embarrassin and impressive sex positions.
-The sam thomas show and the bobby standen show....
-......Includin the hounddogs-Snoop cat, M&Ms and skittles and the rival gang the ugly ducklings- kanye east and 50 dollars
-Watchin ticehurst play on the bins drinkin american styled cola
-Finding the you-know-what mags in the paper bin :S
-Jordan and Bobby findin the nuts mag at skl
-Bob and Sam ringin the phone box as peeps walked past 'uve won a million pounds!'
-Starting on adults for the shear hell of it
-The water bomb war which was acctually pretty shit but most were gd

AND THTS THE MOST WE CAN THINK OF AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME!










X

1 hundred tings bout me!
1. Name: Spam
2. Birthday: may 28th
3. Place of Birth: pembury!
4. Zodiac Sign: gemini
5. Male or female: male
6. Year: 11
7. Best Mates:Jordan,Si,Jaz, Bobby
8. Occupation: Student
9. Residence: Crowborough
10. MSN Screen Name: 5!R-$P@m-A(0t (Samimon!!)™
11. Hair Colour: v.dark brown
13. Hair Length: longish/shortish
14. Eye colour: brown
15. Weight: last time i checked bout 9 and a half stone
16. Height: i think 5 foot 6 or summin
17. Braces: used to!
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings?: no
20. Tattoos?: no
21. Righty or Lefty?: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: ermmmm shawn broadhurst i think!
23. First Award: 5 metres swimmin badge or summin
24. First Sport You Joined:football
25. First pet: dawg
26. First Real Vacation: Peru
27. First Concert: havent bin to 1
28. First Real Love: For me to know..yadda yadda yadda

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Blades of glory!
30. TV programme: all sorts!
31. Colour: belueee!
32. Rapper: eminem
33. Band: rhcp and frattelis
34. Song Right Now: Pendulum-Propane Nightmares
35. Friend: Jordan,Si,Jaz,Charli
36. Sweet: fruit pastelles!
37. Sport to Play: football
38. Restaurant: dunno reli
39. Favourite brand: yves saint laurent and nikey pikey
40. Store: sports world
41. School Subject: art
42. Animal: dowg
43. Book: i duno
44. Magazine: i dont read em
45. Shoes: k -swiss

___Currently___

46. Feeling:very tired
47. Single or Taken? shingle
48. Have a crush: merber
49. Eating: a club
50. Drinking: lime pop
51. Typing: well duh!
52. Online?: no
53. Listening To: traffic cops
54. Thinking About: u dont wanna know lol
55. Wanting To: g2 bed
56. Watching: traffic cops!
57. Wearing: ysl shirt n jeans

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? yer
59. Want to be married? Yer
60. Careers in Mind: havent the foggiest
61. Where do you want to live: ticehurst no, jks duno?!
62. Car: dodge charger

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: any
64. Hair length:any
65. Eye colour: any
66. Measureents: any
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: average
71. Easygoing or serious: sort of both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny not rel;i bothered just not massive.
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79. Had Alcohol: Ye
80. Smoked: ye
81. Ran Away From Home: ye
82. Broken a bone: i think i have
83. Got an X-ray: Yeh
84. Been with someone: Yeah
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: most probably lol
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeh
87. Cried When Someone Died: ye
88. Cried At School: yeah

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: not reli
90. Miracles: duno
91. Love At First sight: merber
92. ghosts: ye
93. Aliens: not aliens but beings from other planets
94. Soul Mates: yeah
95. Heaven: dunno
96. Hell: dunno
97. Angels: duno
98. Kissing on The First Date: yeah
99. Horoscopes: no!
___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? that would be tellin !