It's as big as a jaguar.
Its claws are as big as cups.
It has four ears, two are for listening and two are sort of back-up ears. Some of the ears are on the inside of its head.
It has a retractable leg to leap up at you better.
Its tail is made of magnets, so if you're made of metal it can attach itself to you.
It lights up at night.
For some reason it has a tremendous fear of stamps.
It only has eyebrows on Saturdays.
Instead of a mouth it has four arses.
It lives on the moors of Craggy Island, or at least the place where there should be moors.
Many of the locals think it might be a kind of giant fox.

1. Harry's tail adventure
2. Andrew Punching the lightbulb in the flat resulting in the lost of electricity in the whole house
3.Taking a wheely bin and placing it outside the neightbours house while they were watching us
4. scaring the bejesus out of people by pretending to be the Cops in an unmarked car
5. Ebbie getting searched by the D.S (drug squad)
6.Pulling the plug on the kareoke machine one night
7.Cathal's and Andrew's remdition of the Kaiser Cheifs "ruby" at 3 in the morning one night
8.Prank Phone calls pretending to the be Gardai
9.studying hard on a topic on a subject that we didnt need to do
10.Why the Monkey was Never in Uniform

Read these hilarious Cyber Sex.... Things...

THE COZ: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
THE COZ: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
THE COZ: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
THE COZ: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
THE COZ: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******ing charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
THE COZ: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
THE COZ: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
THE COZ: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn......................... j_gurli3: *logs off*

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping