100.WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE SONG?
A dont wan actually!

99. FAVOURITE COLOUR?
purple or black maybe :$

98.MIDDLE NAME?
**** hada little lamb...

97.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?
aye!!! coarse! me boyfriend!!!

96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?
o aye :$

95. BEST BREAK UP SONG?
dunno...stacks a songs.....Neyo...sexy love, becoz of u...they top the list!

94.WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO?
Cambrigde! oOoOo!!! Al send yeez a post card ppl!

93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
2fast 2 furious & along came polly...in the wan night like!! haha!

92.WHAT MAKES YOU MAD?
LEROY n ME MA realli gets me sometimes....

91.FAVOURITE FOOD
well a chicken ball special with po-po sauce comes pretty close!!!

90. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
a cant decide!

88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE SAME SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
yep

87. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
aa......naw a dont think so!

86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
me livin room

85. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
wee brother and wee sister o)

84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY ON YOUR PHONE?
it says: Yip dat sounds gd a ws finkin bout dm 2day.lol x x x

82. WHAT IS SITTING TO THE LEFT OF YOU?
a next catalogue, a yellow yo-yo and me fone :$

81.WHERE IS YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW?
sittn on the sofa ere.

80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
aye millions....vrrrrrt!

79. WHO IS THE 5TH PERSON YOU GOT A MISSED CALL FROM?
me boyfriendz ma...

78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
me fone...

77. CLOSEST SILVER OBJECT?
digital cam!

76. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
aye course a do...WILE LOUD ASWEL!

71. Do you own any pets?
naw i have difficulty keepin pets.....well....alive like.

72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY MUSIC?
prob las night at work on da radio!

69. WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS?
Dyin....or chokin. that wud scare the shyte outta me hi...

68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW?
the dish washer n me ma talkin...

67. HOW MANY DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM NOW?
well that depends on wat qualifies as a drug.... haha naw naw nun actually...

65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
knickers ana white dressin gown!

64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
dunno...emma dunne maybe?

63. DO YOU SING?
aye....ana used d be dead good...but now am not

62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
Screamo...

61. ROCK OR RAP?
rap obviously!

60. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM?
choc!! by absolute MIIILLLLES!!

59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
paul kayne

58. WHO LAST CALLED YOU?
midden!!! the mad man!!

57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR AT THE WEEKEND.?
depends what i wear a suppose

56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
this and suckin on me neaklace....

55. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’ TO?
andrew....me manfriend!! (he aint no BOY)

54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
depended on hu it was....like me family or close friends (andrews in bofa dem!)aye ad like d fink solike.... but other ppl a wudn naw...

53. LATEST THING YOU’VE RECENTLY LEARNED?
that you acn hang a pair of wet jeans on the wshing line with just 1 wooden peg...(leroys improvisation!)

51. WHAT CAN YOU SMELL?
air???

50. WHERE IS IT?
everywhere ive been told!

49. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW?
aye me ma standin readin over me shoulder....

48. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND?
dont fink i av wan...

47. IF YOUR EX WANTED YOU BACK, WOULD YOU TAKE THEM BACK?
AAA....NAW!!!!

44. BED SHEET COLOR?
cream/ pink/brown/gold...a fink

43. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE CARES ABOUT YOU?
aye! lol

42. CAN YOU SWIM?
aye am a dead good swimmer!

37. FAVORITE SMELL?
when ye lift ur food at da chinks n get in2 the car n ye can smell it!!

36. EVER GONE A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT EATING?
ayee.. randomly like....cud do it now tho!

35. AMERICA OR CANADA?
america probli

33. WHO IS THE YOUNGEST PERSON YOU'VE DATED?
dont go wey ppl younger than me...sorry!

32. JEANS OR HOTPANTS?
jeans (Y)

29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON?
nooo....

28. DO YOU OW

leave me a wee memory people... a want this a mile long please so lets get goin!!

[/] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[/] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[/] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[/] You have walked into a lampost
Total: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow...
[/] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[/] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[/] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 3

[/] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[/] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[/] You have caught yourself drooling.
Total: 3

[/] You have fallen asleep in class
[/] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[/] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[/] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.(boyd)
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
Total: 4

[/] You have used your fingers to do simple math.
[/] You have eaten a bug accidently.
[/] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[/] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[/] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
Total: 5

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[/] You break a lot/enough of things.
[/] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[/] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[/] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.
Total: 4

All together: 23


Now, take that number and multiply it by 3

23
x 3
69% retarded....More than half for me....(but we all knew that anyway).