Andy Cleland

Enjoyin a day off pottering around

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  • Man, Hartjes 205
  • uit Donaghadee/Bangor (formerly Lurgan)
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  • Profielbezoeken: 2.566
  • Lid sinds: February 2005
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  • www.bebo.com/andygcleland

Over mij

Me, Myself, and I
my name is Andy....
I like a glass of Bucky of a Monday and of a Saturday evening.
I am obsessed with cars and like to have at least three. I have one dog Nevada (for the min)and three cats...Kai, Giah & Binx and a fish called Oscar had another called Suckie Suckie but he got eaten!(Now have Suckie Suckie number 2) and a 14 yr old son called Scott.
I moved to Donaghadee to be nearer the beach but never go!


Recent Findings:domain names

1.A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is
www.whorepresents.com

2.Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4.Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5.Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
Mijn wederhelft
Chloe C

Chloe C

She's my wee Clingon

Music
rock, pop , dance and usually the current no.1
Films
Moulin Rouge, Grease , Romy & Michelle and cheesy comedy's. Horrors and anything that doesn't involve me thinking!!
Sports
no way
Scared Of
dust...
Happiest When
drunk...and I win a tenner on the lottery

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  • Child Support Agency Claims


    Ha Ha!!!!! 1 hour ago

    The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
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    > 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A, was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
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    > 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps..
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    > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 112 Grand Avenue Headsborough, York where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
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    > 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
    > Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
    >
    > 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
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    > 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
    >
    > 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squadies look the same to me. I can confirm however that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
    >
    > 8. Peter Williamson is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
    >
    > 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom ..
    >
    > 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.
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    > 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby. After all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one it was that made you fart.

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    Fish are still alive - thanks for your help yesterday :) That's Horatio in the picture btw, hence the sunglasses.

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  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Oh now did you not know that santa knows where every one lives you are just making excuses cos you have been a bad boy this year havent you !! Things are good this end i have joined slimming world and have half a stone off in 3 weeks going well

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  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    luv Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Hey how are you keeping are you getting ready for santa

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    BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY

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    WITH RESIDENT COLIN GENT

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    only 5 quid entry

    8.30 til 1am ( be early )

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    Remember folks , its every sat night !!!

    House music all night long !!


    Lovin it !!!!

    2 weken geleden
  • Jordan X
    Jordan X

    :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD



    BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY

    SAT 28TH NOV


    JORDAN X

    One of Northern Irelands fastest growing dj talent


    WITH RESIDENT COLIN GENT

    and support from McNiece


    only 5 quid entry

    8.30 til 1am ( be early )

    >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

    Remember folks , its every sat night !!!

    House music all night long !!


    Lovin it !!!!





    3 weken geleden
  • Jordan X
    Jordan X

    REMEMBER FOLKS - THIS SAT


    8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)


    OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !!

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    14TH NOV

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    Support from BigK (Nioldskool)

    Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus


    only 5 quid entry

    8.30 til 1am



    Lovin it !!!!

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  • Jordan X
    Jordan X

    o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8)


    OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !!

    BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY

    14TH NOV


    DJ GLEAVE

    Support from BigK (Nioldskool)

    Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus


    only 5 quid entry

    8.30 til 1am




    Lovin it !!!!

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  • Jordan X
    Jordan X

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    OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !!

    BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY

    14TH NOV


    DJ GLEAVE

    Support from BigK (Nioldskool)

    Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus


    only 5 quid entry

    8.30 til 1am




    Lovin it !!!!

    4 weken geleden
  • Jordan X
    Jordan X

    REMEMBER FOLKS, THIS SAT AT BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY - BELFAST




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  • Jordan X
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    LETS BE SEEING YA !!!

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  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    luv Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Hey i fixed them super glue is a wonderful invention lol maybe you should give me a job ha ha ha

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  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    luv Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Hey hun how are you i left a wee comment on the ghd site its a matter of life or death lol well not quite but just as serious lol

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  • Carley VibekittykillerDecoy
    Carley VibekittykillerDecoy

    Andy Cleland

    so ya comin down to decoy tonight? This months info inc Halloween are all up on the website - make sure ya register on the gaydecoy website so you get info on free/£5 entry!

    yep...get your bootie to the floor; Tina Hart joined by guests Frankie & Gerard (Dubarrys) with Sansie next week & the awesome £2 drinks!

    if you're headin to Pink tonight have a blast - & bring your ticket to decoy as its £5 entry all night for pink ticketholders :)

    yeooooooooooooooooo!

    xoxoxox :D

    7 weken geleden
  • Sonya B
    luv Sonya B

    awwh im only getn ur comment nw lol hav to arrange anotha nite!!! :) xxxx

    wer was u hidin frm the camera?? lol

    xo

    8 weken geleden
  • Trudy-Tuesday
    Trudy-Tuesday

    andy winemark :L :L
    such a good nite!!
    did u recover ok then lol
    kfc mmmmmmmmmmm
    xxx

    8 weken geleden
  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    luv Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Oh crap i enjoyed the frisks that was my guilty secret pleasure lol thanks for the red stuff have some back

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  • Trudy-Tuesday
    luv Trudy-Tuesday

    loveeeee D:

    hows u??

    10th cant wait!
    xx

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  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    luv Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Ta for the luv i am just having a quiet one this weekend johnny heading to manchester for the football so i am on my lonesome lol have a good night and have a drink for me xoxo

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  • Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw
    luv Joanne Hanna Nee Shaw

    Good morning how are you keeping any crack

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  • Trudy-Tuesday
    luv Trudy-Tuesday

    nope not bein just as drunk lol
    never again!
    cant waits till yaz come downn! wee heart for ya
    xx

    11 weken geleden
  • Trudy-Tuesday
    luv Trudy-Tuesday

    il y a quatre personnes dans mon fammille.et vous??


    lol love french!
    oooww i was so drunk at the wknd andrew wasnt even good!
    how was urs??
    xxxxxxxxxxx

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