Ms. Kouris and i are tight.


For those in 9b at cgs you will know what i am talking about, for everyone else, let me fill you in.

Maths- to me it is the agreed worst subject kids have to endure, and to make things even worse is Ms. Kouris.

I have strong suspicions that Ms. Kouris is an evil devil vampire witch, heck i’m all for vampires but not a maths crazed one. Okay so a few weeks ago we were given the most irrelevant assignment, for maths. It was due last monday on the 25th, and then we were given until the 29th to get it done. It is now March the second its a saturday and i have not started it. Even though i told her i would, but its not happening.



when it was due on friday, i planned to pretend to have a lesson, but Mr. Steyn has caught me already pretending to be having a lesson, so it wasn’t going to work. So i go to maths saying im supposed to be doing "french" right now.

The evil devil vampire woman *Ms. Kouris* says "Wheres your assignment"

"Oh no, i seemed to have left it at home!"

She looked a little disappointed, but the converstaion continues and people i kid you not, but this was said;

"Well Carla if you can’t get it to me by recess i have to give you a wednseday det."

"Can’t do wednesdays."

"Then we’ll make it a friday,"

"I’m busy fridays too"

-Someone interrupts- "Give her a saturday"

I check my diary and see that workshops have been cancelled next week, "No, wait, i can do next Wednesday"

M.s Kouris leaves the room, so i decide to go to my locker and get my phone, to call the school up pretending to me my mum, to then ask if i can leave a message for "ms. Kouris" so i grab my phone, head to the bathroom to make the call, and guess whose in the freaking bathroom?

Ms. Freakin Kouris!

i should have probably screamed out "rapist" since teachers cant go int the bathrooms, but instead i said, "Um, can i go to the bathroom?" since i hadn’t actually asked her....

she just looks at me and walks out.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Anyways i call the school and its engaged so i give up and head back to class, you may think this is the end, BUT NOOOOOO

Ms Kouris feels sorry for me because i take and extra subject, i find this hilarious because anyone who pities me is a complete retard.

So she says, "Seeing as you also take french, i’ll let you hand it in next week."

So stupid me gets up and yells, "Yes! i’m off the hook!"

so its sunday, 7.39pm, the things is due this week.

i’m truly fucked :]

I am willing to give you a test like what carla did on her myspace...(I dont give a fuck if you don’t know carla) okay lets start


QUESTION 1

You want to invite your very sad and depressed friend to a day out so you can change the way he/she thinks. Your friend constantly says no so do you

A)Keep Nagging him/her till he/she says yes

B)Convince them by saying he/she doesent need to bring money and you will bring $500 in which you really wont bring $500 and instead the usual $10 to $15

C) Bag your friend until he/she either says yes or cuts him/her self or possibly cuts you until you bleed to death and he/she would say, I know a place we can go, we can go to hell together, and you can blurly see him/her kill herself.

QUESTION 2

You see one of those "Famous" thomas the tank engine rides over at the shops...do you:

A) Walk off and say "Not for me, im to cool to ride in one of those baby invested noisy machines that will try to run me over"

B) Ride it and as it rides around the entire shop, your sitting there nodding your head as if you were the pimp of the train

C) Plan an entire "Toture course" for the ride such as using, A Razor wire tunnel, super slippery floors, squirting something in the drivers eyes and/or the classical forceing of the driver into one of the shops or even the toilets.

QUESTION 3

Your friend is hogging your phone and a very good photo or video op shows up do you:

A) Ask nicly for your phone even though it has the highest chance of not working.

B)Snatch the phone of your friend with the high risk of dropping and breaking your phone.

C)Slice your friends neck off and grab the phone upon relising that your friend was already recording or took the photo in which you pull of a I dident kill em look

QUESTION 4

Lets just say you hate the footy...The entire family is watching the footy and theres only one T.V in the entire house and you were planning something to watch that was going to be on the T.V for the first and only time on T.V do you

A) Forget about it yet your shaking and mumbling god i really wanna watch it but i cant ARRRGH

B) Have an orgasm about it and saying GOD I WANNA WATCH IT PLEASE LET ME WATCH IT OHHHH ARRGH GRRR!!!

C) Pretend to like the footy whilst slowly reaching for the T.V plug and trying to ruin it for you and your family and when you finally do it you go If I cant watch what i want, you cant watch what you want and then your cousin screams out Stubborn bitch and that when you get nasty and perform a Jacky Chan move with butter knives and sporks thinking there ninja stars until you are convinced your family is dead and you then think your unstopable and go on a rampage until somebody kills you

QUESTION 5

Your in maths with the worst teacher in the world and she is being the biggest bitch as always to you and when somebody does somthing wrong she puts the blame on you, do you

A) Do the samething as usual and start a screaming war with your teacher until he/she screams at you go to the co-odinator or principle just because he/she can’t think of anything else to scream at you which means you won the war

B)Act all nice to your bitching teacher thinking that if your nice he/she will stop but it doesent work and you just put up witht the fact you can’t beat your teacher

C) Taking this to your advantage thinking that if you get a student to rub there leg on he/she they will yell across the room to you and then you will reply Just because he/shes rubbing there leg on you and you want it to keep going, doesent mean you have to scream out to me and say im rubbing my leg on you so that it looks like you tryed to stop this little thing going on

QUESTION 6

You just started your partime job but it had to be at McDonalds, the first customer just has to be the mother of your worst enemy and your worst enemy is standing next to her, everytime you give out the food they claim theres something wrong and this keeps going on