Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III, Mr. T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger broke every bone in Sly's face, left him mildly retarded and unable to remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

A break in the space-time continuum occurred on July 9th, 1986. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy into Mr. T while he was pitying some fool. Mr. T and Chuck Norris had words (better known as jibba jabba). Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the exact moment Mr. T punched him in the chest. The result was an alternate universe where Mr. T roundhouse kicks people and Chuck Norris pities fools.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't pity the fool, thus creating a neverending loop of pity and pain.

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

Mr. T does not have to kick the crap out of you, crap runs out of your ass in fright when you come into contact with Mr. T.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

001. NAME – Paula
002. NICKNAME – 'P' or 'Pablo'
003. SINGLE OR TAKEN – Singlywingly
004. ZODIAC SIGN – Gemini (sometimes i am my evil twin)
005. MALE OR FEMALE - Female
006. SCHOOL – Harding Memorial & Newtownbreda High School
007. IPOD – Yeah i got one but need another!
008. HOW MANY BUDDIES ON UR LIST – which list? i have so many
009. HAIR COLOUR – Light brown dark blonde call it wot u will
010. HAIR LONG OR SHORT – short hair rules
011. EYE COLOUR - Bluey greeny sorta brownie
015. HEIGHT - 5'7
016. DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE – yes
017. DO U LIKE URSELF – aye i'm alright
018. BRACES – on my tousers once
019. DO U THINK UR AWESOME - thats maybe pushing it a bit
020. PIERCINGS – ears, one of them twice
021. TATTOO - pretend ones, tho i'm contemplating
022. RIGHTY OR LEFTY - righty

Your Firsts:

023. Surgery – Tonsils & Adinoids, prob not correctly spelt,i was 7 i think
024. First piercing – 16 or 17 (havent told my dad yet!)
025. First Award – Cup for athletics or maybe it was swimming
026. First Sport You Joined – Swimming
027. First pet – Dog - Starsky, tho i don't really remember much about him, we had
budgies, are they pets? i had a cat once called Freddy, mad thing,
turned out to be a Holly. Wee Daisy ruled bless her she's gone now.
028. First vacation – gb camp rocked!
029. First Concert – A-ha

Your Lasts:

030. Last Pancake – no idea
031. Last Alcholic drink – now
032. Last song u listened to – broken strings, james morrison
033. Last kiss – 17 days ago
034. Last person u talked WITH on the fone with – the 17 days ago guy
Favorites:

035. MOVIES – chick flicks
036. TV SHOW – Brothers and Sisters, Two pints
037. MUSIC - most stuff
038. DRINK – magners
039. BODY PART NOT ON THE FACE – is this my body or anyones body?
040. SPORT TO WATCH - football and athletics
041. WHAT DO U SLEEP IN – a bed
042: FAV ANIMAL- Dillon
043. IM EATING – too much
044. IM DRINKING – too much
045. IM THINKIN BOUT – the last kiss
046. LISTININ TO – james morrison
047. WAITIN FOR – my next kiss
048. WATCHING – the box
049. WEARING - work uniform

Your Future:

050. WANT KIDS – maybe
051. WANT TO GET MARRIED – maybe
052. CAREERS IN MIND – train driver.........haha i dont think they'll let me

Which is better with the Opposite sex:

053. LIPS OR EYES – Eyes, but he would really need lips too
054. HUGS OR KISSES – Both are necessary
055. SHORTER OR TALLER - Taller
056. ROMANTIC,SPONTENOUS,LARMA – one of each, what is larma anyway
057. NICE STOMACH OR NICE ARMS - Both
058. SENSITIVE OR LOUD – sensitive and a bit loud so i dont have to be
059. HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP - relationship
060. TROUBLE MAKER OR HESITANT – bit of a trouble maker i guess

Have you ever:

061. KISSED A STRANGER – Yes, shame on me
062. DRANK BUBBLES – as in the wee bottle u get as a kid??
063. LOST GLASSES – probably
064. RAN AWAY FROM HOME – yes but my friend karen wouldn't go any further
than mcquittys at the top of the street
065. BROKEN A BONE – finger
066. GOT AN X-RAY - yes
067. BROKEN SOMEONES HEART – don't think so.........if i did let me know
068. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN – yes
069. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED - yes

Do You Believe In:

070. GOD - undecided
071. MIRACLES- not really, if it happens then it was always goin to
072. ALIENS – no
073. MAGIC - don't think so
074. HEAVEN - these questions are too hard
075. SANTA CLAUS - YES!
076. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE- is it a 1st date with someone u've known for ages or a 1st
date with a stranger cos it totally depends like!
077. KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE – probably
078. ANGELS - hmmmmm..............

Answer Truthfully:

079. IS THERE SOMEONE U WANT TO