So many memories involving me and Jakk, where to start? : )
For ages we had planned to go shopping together seen as though be both share the love of it : L Walking home from school one day we were discussing where we would go and what we would do, when we came across a auburn golden shimmer of light, which turned out to be the hairy goodness of Andy Pee [Aka Samuel Ellis]
Andy Pee was quite shocked to find out we knew him after he'd asked me sarcastically for his number, Me and Jakk laughed for hours afterwards about his sexy beard : D
In Leeds Gay bar or fancy restaraunt..? hmm ; )
Urban Outfitters, sexay shop but costs more than my house in there? ahaha
Bitching about how you could get the same stuff for alot cheaper in primark, and the sexay underwear with cherrys on it, which you can get from primark for cheaper ; )
The hours on end we spent in TK Max looking at absolutlry everything in the shop,
Me trying to choose Jakk some boxers outa the big box of them : L
And the edible Urban Decay body powder Jakk covering us both in it, and then me trying to lick it all off my hands. It tased well nice
Jakk and his DD+ bra that i kindly found for him, fitted like a glove ; )
And the cheapo fake tan which i still have a dodgy like from that : L
On our hunt for a greggs all around the city center only to come back to find there was one where we were stood in teh first place : L
And then being all grown up in starbucks with frappucinos and hot chocolate : D
And me sticking my rubbish from my necklace onto the bannister when the worker from there was looking and me trying to hide it with my head : L
Then going back into topshop and stealing this locket thing that was on teh floor with no label or owt : L
Me and my gaydar searching for hot gay men while Jakk paraded arouns shouting "DO YOU WANT ANAL?" with the mucky looks from this old woman, that clearly wated some anal : L
The gay chav in primark who was looking at Jakk so i started throwing thongs at him and put a G-string on Jakk's head : D
The robber in TK-Max with his little kid, the rebel man whilst we were stood there laughing and applying more fake tan : L
And with all the clothes and boxers we were looking at saying stuff about Snail and Cotton "Oh Snail's got those" "Cotton 'd lke that"
And stoned Brooky coming and jumping on Jakk trying to get randomers to hug him : L
The cool brummie woman on the bus with the accent, and then argueing over what accent big brother has on telly : L
Oh good times good times