FRIENDS Friends! FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

Cheers !!

WOULD YOU...
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] be my bf/gf
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] doss with me?

DO YOU...
[_] think im gud lukin?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to meet up with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to sex me?
[_] think im weird

ARE WE...
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_] enemies?

AM I...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] loveable?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] fuckable?
[_] mean?

HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?

Who wud be in control?
. Wud u grab my head?
. Wud u whisper in my ear?
. Wud u talk dirty to me?
. Wud u say my name?
. Wud u go down on me?
. Wud u let me give you a hickie?
. How many rounds would we go?
. Wot wud u wanna do afterwards?
. Wud u take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
. Wud u lick and bite me al ovr?
. Wud you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
. Wud u fall asleep with me when we were done?
. Where wod u wana "do it" at?
. Wud u be loud or quiet?
. Wud you mind if i liked you?
. Wud you do it 2dy?
. Wud yu do it 2morrow?
. Are you going to re-post so I can answer them for u?