No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

'if anyone has any objections to what we are doing here... please feel free.. to keep them to yourself'

And Yes You've Had Your Teeth Done!

I'm not an ambi-turner.

This house is a fuckin' prison! On the planet of Bullshit! In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Bitches need to stop blaming all your problems on us. Stop tellin' a nigga,'You fucked up my self-esteem'. Bitch it's called SELF-ESTEEM! It's esteem of your mothafuckin' self. How am I gonna fuck up how you feel about you simple bitch?

This shit right here nigger?! This shit right here nigger?! Right here this shit nigger?! This shit here nigger?!

Jeremy thinks it's awesome 'cause Jeremy has a beard

WHAT IS THIS?? A SCHOOL FOR ANTS?? How can you expect us to teach children to learn to read good, if they can't even fit inside the building...the centre has to be at least...*thinking*...three times bigger than this!!

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT

'WHAT ABOUT BEING NAKED IN THE LIQUOR STORE? I WAS NAKED IN A LIQUOR STORE AND...'

SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU CAN GET HEPATITIS IF YOU DO COKE WITH ONES BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN HANDLED SO MUCH. BUT I TESTED OUT THE THEORY FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND I DECIDED IT’S BULLSHIT

WHAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA GUNAAAAA DOOOO

123, 334, 567, 798, 10, 11, oh...

If you ain't smoking weed because you got a good job, then by all means make your paper booboo. but if you ain't got a job, and you not smoking weed I don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life

I mean, I thought my boobs were pretty large but appearently they're not, so...