You will not make this putt, you jackass!

Man you actin like a real Mc Asshole!

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!

'If we ever get sepperated, Just whistle... I'll come running, I promise.'

'GET OVER HERE!!!'

Im Gunna Hang out with my Wang out, And im Gunna Rock out with my Cock out

Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

The Lotus in Konoha blooms twice . Feel the Power of Youth!!!

'I love only myself and fight only for myself. And as long as I think everybody exists to make me feel that way... the world is wonderful... a soul needs a purpose to live, and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive... '

Uhh...Naruto, That Was Really Cool How You Got The Poison Out And All But If You Lose Any More Blood... You Are Going To Die ^.^

I like them ripe and luscious with curves like that, see? And big, but not too big, know what I mean? If you bring me something like that, I will train you 'till the cows come home! (Naruto brings him a watermelon) THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU MORON!!

Your still too weak, You dont have enough hate, And you know something? ...You never will...

Now run, run into the sunset and suffer. But don't mess up your hair!

What a drag

I will never give up! That's my way of ninja

My dream is to become the greatest Hokage, that way the whole village will stop disrespecting me and treating me like im somebody ,somebody important

A meeting where men are expressing their feelings of friendship through fist-fighting!? .... Why didn't anyone tell me about this!?