Shona B

i want a holiday

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  • Female, 25, Luv 180
  • from Aberdeen
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  • Member since: February 2005
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Me, Myself, and I
Finished Uni and now looking for a job. How will i survive only working full time? I wonder if you can ask to work full and part-time?!?!?!

2008

Cavan
Dublin Twice
Nephew Born
Turkey
Graduation
Music
Muse, Mika, The Killers, Nirvana, Amy Macdonald, Texas, Placebo, Scouting For Girls, The Hoosiers, Kooks, The Feeling, Plain White T's, KT Tunstall, Jack Off Jill, Travis, REM, Radiohead, Nickelback, Moby
Sports
Badders AKA badminton. I also have plans on joining a gym at some point in the next few years. Now taken up wii fit and loving it.

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Mark Twain
Happiest When
sleeping :) playing wii, reading, communicating, relaxing, working, writing

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  • IRN-BRU'S IF (after Rudyard Kipling)

    IRN-BRU'S IF (after Rudyard Kipling)

    If you can bounce in six inch heels all night

    And still walk home in your bare feet

    If you can keep two passions burning bright

    And see there's still some romance in defeat

    If you can hit the foreign beach without a tan

    Or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt

    If you know you're easily the better man

    When side by side with suits in just a skirt

    If you can party in the summer rain

    With Kamikaze midges in the mud

    Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain

    Of seeing in the New Year in the scud

    If you can wait and wait for 1p change

    Then proudly give the lot to charity

    And know for certain it's not strange

    To call your lunch dinner and your dinner tea

    If you can handle folk who call you Jock

    Then you'll have really earned your Irn-Bru

    You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock

    And what is more you'll feel phenomenal too.

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  • Delia's way

    Delia's Way
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .
    The Real Woman's Way
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
    Delia's Way
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
    Delia's Way
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.
    Delia's Way
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
    The Real Woman's Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough shit. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
    Delia's Way
    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
    The Real Woman's Way
    It could keep forever. Who eats it?
    Delia's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a shit?
    Delia's Way
    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Why do I have a man?

    Finally the most important tip

    Delia's Way
    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
    The Real Woman's Way
    left over wine???? Helllloooo

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  • Best out of office auto replies

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

    3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you sendme until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

    4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged EUR5.99 for the first ten words and EUR1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

    (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

    6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

    7. I've run away to join a different circus.

    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

    8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

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Tuesday, November 24
You may feel like you stumbled into a barrel of Freudian Slips today. It seems no matter what secret you try to lock up, it sneaks out through your subconscious. Any boo-boos you make are recoverable, though. A friend of yours is going to find great humor in your discomfiture.

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7 February
Lucky Color:Amber
Personality Strengths:Care, Vibrance
Personality Weakness(es):Ego
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Slapstick
Adjectives to Describe You:strong, daring
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Driven and focused - you know what you want from life and importantly you know how to get it. You have always been hard-working and a perfectionist, you understand that there is no substitute to hard work in life.

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  • Emma Robertson
    Emma Robertson

    Hello there!!! hows you? been up to much? well heres a gorgeous pic for you :L :L :L xx

    14 weeks ago
  • Jo B
    luv Jo B

    We are moving to Stuartfield (near Mintlaw). Moving on monday so am stressed but very excited! There will be a housewarming prob at the end of Sept so I'll let you know when I have more details,

    Booo to the lack of holiday. I almost booked one the other day as there was a bargain to be had but decided that we should really spend money on getting furniture etc instead this year x

    14 weeks ago
  • Jo B
    luv Jo B

    I'm good thanks, move house in 2 weeks thoughso starting to get a bit stressed with everything we need to do! Have you managed to get a holiday sorted out yet? x

    16 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    Emma Robertson

    hahahahaha just re read the horoscope thing that is just in general isnt it for the days :L :L :L :L :L :L happy belated birthday from 7months ago :L xx

    17 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    luv Emma Robertson

    Hey Shona how are you? what have you been up to? oh is it your bday today? going by your horoscope thing at top says it is or maybe i am just thick!! well if it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY and if not oh well have a nice day anyways :L :L :L xxx

    17 weeks ago
  • Jo B
    luv Jo B

    Hey, hows things with you? Long time no speak, hope life is good! x

    19 weeks ago
  • Garry MacDonald
    Garry MacDonald

    Hi Shona,

    just admiring your boogie bus piccies you uploaded. Asda night out am guessing. was it a good night? boogie bus be better than anything they used to organise

    gx

    20 weeks ago
  • Claire Anderson
    Claire Anderson

    hi shona he is not to bad the sickness has finally stopped today so looking better but he is still really sore and he wont speak hasnt hardly spoke since friday morn. but never mind i am sure he will be back to normal soon enough

    23 weeks ago
  • Julie Martin
    Julie Martin

    Hey, i'm good thanks. How r u?
    I know, it has been ages! We're all so bad at keeping in touch :)
    I'm just working away, you?
    xxx

    27 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    Emma Robertson

    Its nothing special shona simple wedding simple dress! strapless with bits round the chest plain bottom half with a bow at the back god it sounds shit :L :L :L :L i dont even fit into the bloody thing and its two sizes bigger than my normal clothes. So joined curves see if i can loose and inch or two xx

    28 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    Emma Robertson

    Thanks Shona!!! hows you anyways? xx

    28 weeks ago
  • KT Smith
    KT Smith

    I'm alright thanx :)

    34 weeks ago
  • KT Smith
    luv KT Smith

    Hiya hun, howz u doing? :)

    34 weeks ago
  • Claire Anderson
    Claire Anderson

    hey shona sorry it took so long to reply . im stressed because my house is getting done up new windows n doors ,new kitchen, bathroom etc and the house is a shambless never mind be worth it anyway how r u

    34 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    luv Emma Robertson

    Thought it was to good to be true!:L were fine thanks Amelie full of the cold again such a pest she had it for three weeks then it went away for a week and now back again but its not just a normal cold when they are that age as she cant breath through the nights and forever coughing shame when you cant do much to help. Apart from that all fine. How are things with you still working away as usual!! xx

    34 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    Emma Robertson

    hey shona hows you? god your not actually off today are you? x

    34 weeks ago
  • Emma Robertson
    luv Emma Robertson

    Hey shona how are you? spotted you at the cinema last thurs?! you were standing in the line for foooood so just left you to it :D what did you go and see? xx

    36 weeks ago
  • Graeme Smith
    luv Graeme Smith

    thanks shona dont feel 33 anyway hows your other half getting on work ahollic

    38 weeks ago
  • Lynsey Tait
    Lynsey Tait

    right ok jusdt a final wee goodbye then love. ill c ya soon. be good and keep in touch. those booksa are ace lol xx love ya, miss youalready x

    39 weeks ago