Conor Patrick
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- Ich über mich
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...Tastes like moonshine
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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So there was this woman and
she was, uh, on an airplane and
she's flying to meet her fiancé
sailing high above the largest ocean
on planet earth and she was seated
next to this man who, you know
she had tried to start conversations
an really, really the only thing
she heard him say was to order his bloody mary
And she's sitting there and she's reading
this really arduous magazine article about a
third world country that she couldn't
even pronounce the, the name of and
she's feeling very bored and very despondent
And then, uh, suddenly there's this huge mechanical failure and one of the--the engines gave out
And they started just falling an thirty thousand feet
and the pilot's on the microphone and he's saying,
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Oh My God, I'm Sorry"
and apologizing and she looks at the man and she--and she says,
"Where are we going?" and he looks at her and he says,
"We're going to a party, it--it's a birthday party.
It's your birthday party, happy birthday darling.
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much."
And then, uh, he starts humming this little tune and--and, uh, it kind of goes like this, it's kinda0 Kommentare 104 Tage
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Shooofle thingee
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
- What does next year have in store for me?:
Blue Eyes
- What's my love life like?:
Jude Law and a Semester aboard
- What do I say when life gets hard?:
There Are a million reasons for why this might not work out...and just one good one for how it will
- What Do you think upon waking up?:
I cant win
- What song will I dance to at my wedding?:
Flowers in the window
- What do you want as a career?:
our Bovine Public
- Favourite place?:
Alabama Acres
- What do you think of your parents?:
Contrast and Compare
- What's your Pornstar name?:
Sexy Plexi
- Where would you go on a first date?:
On Board
- Drug of choice?:
These Photographs
- Describe yourself:
Waiter at the Station
- The song that best describes my school principal?:
Seventeen Hands
- What is my state of mind like at the moment?:
I could Die for You
- How will I die?
The Firghtning reality of the fact that we will all have to grow up and settle down Some Day
0 Kommentare 118 Tage
not sure yet bud hopefully soon but gta see
xxxx
alryt love whats been happening?
xxxxxx
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OMG LOLAAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
...Fuck you.
<3?
Shoe laces west,
Think all have a spare pair kicking about tho,
wose the lace made from Lambs wool? it was soft,
av you gt ma id and bag?
xxx
yeah i thought it was quite a random comment - so i kinda guessed you were drunk. and plus when i was speakin to you in base ee weren't sober...
so you makin the mixtape?! haha.
sorry for forgettin your jumper!
yes please?
were you on bebo at 3o'clock in the morning?! conor's a loser..
well i really want that mixtape conor.. we really do sound american when we say that.
yeah no worries. il bring it then if i am goin.
erm il get it too you sometime soon.
hows the mixtape comin along? haha.
iv got a new laptop so all my music is lost.. i'm gutted!
you wish..
however i prefer the longer hair!
when ee wantin your jumper back?!
ahh nice skin conor.
we dwarves are known sprinters. Very dangerous over a short distance..
I'm his gardener..
aw thanks
i dunno when its out but his new stuff is great
i think was tourin with the felice brothers for a while dno if he still is
thanks for the add fellow willy mason fan !
youve a deadly taste in music
xxx
Ya mun, pubey knows.
I preying that he still has that MandM costume!
aw aye, the shots ntht probz wasni the best idea, but hey ho! I cant wait for pubey next week!! Then party on the pitch after that! happy days mun!!
haha, Im still feeling it a little today, I'll live tho, the hardest cunt in hawicks gotta keep on trouping!
I imagine your a bit ruff today? you and ali wer the labeled mess' when i left last night ahaha. happy days mun!