THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
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> > Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half
> > discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
> >
> > Between 21 and 30, a woman is like UK. Well
> > developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot,
> > relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
> >
> > Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently
> > aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
> >
> > Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the
> > war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and
> > borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> >
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A
> > glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone
> > knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
> >
> >
> > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >
> > Between 15 and 90, a man is like the USA ......
> > Ruled by a dick.

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