Im so JDM my blood type is R ,

Im so JDM I keep a red flare in every room in my house ,

Im so JDM my Honda lawnmower has VTEC badges ,

Im so JDM im going to import my children ,

Im so JDM the sofa in my living room is covered in BRIDE material

Im so JDM I sleep on the right hand side of bed

Im so JDM Tein made my bed springs

Im so jdm my plates are square

Im so JDM de curtain pole in me bedroom is a cusco strut brace

Francie Bellew doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was hitting another full forward twelve yards away.

When Francie Bellew was a child, he made his mother finish her vegetables.

When Francie Bellew pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Francie Bellew won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.

Francie thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Francie Bellew....Sounds like a fair fight.

If Francie Bellew was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

What colour is Francie Bellew's blood? Trick question. Francie Bellew does not bleed.

Francie Bellews cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

There was going to be a special edition Francie Bellew toliet paper, but Francie doesn't take crap from anybody.

Francie Bellew always gives blood. Just never his own.

Francie sleeps with a night light, not because hes afraid of the dark, because the darks afraid of him.

Francie's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Francie once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Francie puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Francie's fist.

Francie died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Francie Bellew doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is.

Francie does not break wind. He destroys it.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Francie is going to walk.

Francie once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

King Kong and The Incredible Hulk once had a fight. Francie won.

Francie never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is.