Joseph Desmond

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Savage-Muck Gerard C

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A Gayman in a straight body??

Music
Frames, Damien Rice, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, , Jeff Buckley, BIFFY CLYRO, Charis, Creed, Dream Theater, Foo Fighters, Dragonforce, Death Cab For Cutie, Joss Ritter, Mark Geary, Fightstar, Incubus, Idlewild, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, Maximo Park, Mugger Dave, The Fratellis, Motorhead, Police, Elliot Smith, Athlete, Placebo, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rolling Stones, U2, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Coldplay, Metallica, Muse, Plain White T`s, Radiohead, Turn, Wolfmother, Elliot Smith, Arcade Fire, The Frank and Walters, Fall Out Boy Etc
Films
Hot Fuzz, Once, In Bruise, American Beauty, Lock Stock and..., Ladder 49, Fast & Furious, Green Mile, Devil Wears Prada, Million Dollar Baby, Shrek, Mr Potter, American Pie, Lost, Prison Break, The Bourne Films, Die Hard
Sports
Soccer, Dodgeball, Crazy Golf at night, Marbles, Pro Evo etc
Scared Of
Balloons Freak the living shit out of me..
Happiest When
At a live gig, On a dancefloor, Shopping, selling a car, listening to music whilst driving fast :-)
Accessorie Item of the Month
Old Tweed waistcoat available in all good charity shops and some rubbish ones 2?
Todays fact is tommorrows knollege
If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5, 368, 708! (or £’s or whatever currency).

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  • Inallinanyways!

    New Word

    Created by Colin Farrell in clon

    Stared in Alexander the bleedin deadly

    This phrase can be used in any sentence,

    Examples ;

    How are you inallinanyways
    That was a great film inallinanyways
    Im drunk inallinanyways
    I Rattled your Auld Wan inallinanyways
    Are you headn out inallinanyways

    Can even be used on its own like.........................Inall
     inanyways

    Lets get this word in the dictionary

    use at own risk

    END

    0 commentaires 490 jours

  • Cork Slang

    Cork Slang
    This is your first lesson in de frases of de Cork biys. C'mere I
    realize

    some of the feenos and de wans have pure hassle with de Cork
    speak like.

    So have a lash of it and there'll be less gowls around.

    How bad!



    PART 1: EXPRESSIONS

    1) C'mere = Excuse me

    2) I will yeah! = no!

    3) What's the story fella? = how are you?

    4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

    5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

    6) Here la = here you are

    7) There la = it's over there / look over there

    8) State a him la = He looks bad

    9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

    10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight
    with you.

    11) Pure = very

    12) Two fucks = care

    13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care

    14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork
    sentence. E.g.

    Ah know like you understand don't ya?

    15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a
    sentence.

    16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

    17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da
    fuck outa ya

    18) Have a lash off = have a go

    19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

    20) Be wide = be careful

    21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)

    22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful

    23) How bad bhoy = good

    24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not
    necessarily a Celt.

    25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance





    PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

    26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag
    prostitute

    27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on
    gum, has

    earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly
    norries (see no.71)

    28) Jammy Rag = a tampon

    29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff
    / gaylord
    homosexual 29 b) Hairy = Child molester /
    peodaphile or old person /

    experienced person

    30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)

    31) Wan / bure = female

    32) Young wan = female child

    33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

    34) Small fella = Male child

    35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan
    = mother/father



    36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers

    = knackers

    37) Apache = joyrider

    38) Salk = stolen car

    39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker

    40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

    41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

    42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff
    vagina

    43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)

    44) Langer / langerdan: prick

    45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person

    46) Gimp = Feckin eejit

    47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling
    from side to side)

    48) Fifty = Stood up

    49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

    50) Yolkes = ecstasy

    51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash

    52) a nodge = small bit of hash

    53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size

    54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash

    55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash

    56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai

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My result is: Here is your life

You live in a mansion.
You'll make $900,000 a year.
You own a limo.
Your job will be either a doctor or scientist.
Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
You'll only have one kid.
You'll die at forty because of alcohol.
Yes, you'll make it to
heaven!
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  • Alan O Connell
    Alan O Connell

    r u still diving on the left wing!!!!

    Il y a 34 semaines
  • Mugger Dave
    luv Mugger Dave

    Mugger Dave play Club Cuba on Eyre Square in Galway on May 29th!!
    Where will you be?

    Il y a 35 semaines
  • Mugger Dave
    luv Mugger Dave

    Mugger Dave play Paddys bar on Prospect hill in Galway on April 2nd!!

    Il y a 38 semaines
  • Daire Coughlan
    Daire Coughlan

    Joint top goal-scorer now boy! :L :L :L

    Who would've thought!!!??? :P

    Il y a 39 semaines
  • Peter Des
    Peter Des

    you came out even because you had no bets down. good your a fool. you have to speculate to accumalate ya know.

    Il y a 40 semaines
  • Daire Coughlan
    Daire Coughlan

    How things Dezo!?

    I'm having my 21st in the Loft bar, on Thursday 9th of April.... sorry if I texted u or left ya a comment on Facebook already, but it would be class if you could make it! Unfortunately, there will be a dress code..... no "retro"/bums aload! So I'd say u'll have to lose the silk pants, and orange waist-coat! ;) :L

    Il y a 40 semaines
  • John Crowley Il y a 40 semaines
  • John Crowley
    luv John Crowley

    Mugger Dave play Paddys bar on Prospect hill in Galway on April 2nd!!
    Ou est-ce-que tu serais?

    Il y a 41 semaines
  • John Crowley
    luv John Crowley

    Tell them to feck off!!
    Now's your time Joe, move up here! Get a house with me!!

    Il y a 41 semaines
  • John Crowley
    luv John Crowley

    I claim ya

    Il y a 43 semaines
  • John Crowley
    luv John Crowley

    Cmon Joe Thursday the 26th, Go on!! LOVE

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • John Crowley
    luv John Crowley

    Intro by Mugger Dave

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • Mugger Dave
    Mugger Dave

    Mugger Dave ?
    Roisin Dubh?
    Feb 26th?
    10pm?
    Boom Boom Boom!!?
    Where will you be Mister Boombastic?

    Il y a 46 semaines
  • Savage-Muck Gerard C
    luv Savage-Muck Gerard C

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    Il y a 46 semaines
  • Savage-Muck Gerard C
    luv Savage-Muck Gerard C

    jager master rules!;
    1:drink JAGERBOMBS!!!hundreds of em
    2:we must dance under the rios strobe light
    3:a shoe must be taken off and danced around
    4:somebody must fall
    5: most importatnly, somebody MUST be saved by the operation jager team!
    6:there has to always been sum1 whos fuked out of their tree
    7:Never leave a fellow Jager Master behind. Masters take care of their own
    8:MUST always have3ppl doin d"nyt @ d roxbury dance"
    9:there must be hours of woeful dancing
    10: somebody must spend a portion of the night in the loo
    11: sum1 must steal smting e.g mixer/a pint/free shot tikets!
    12:No excuses. Play like a champion!

    Il y a 47 semaines
  • Savage-Muck Gerard C
    luv Savage-Muck Gerard C

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    Il y a 48 semaines
  • Savage-Muck Gerard C
    luv Savage-Muck Gerard C

    I was in the civic at the time of take off. it desimated the max d or whatever ya call it. ill testify to it in court. i want denny crane as my council

    Il y a 48 semaines
  • Peter Des
    Peter Des

    gimp

    Il y a 48 semaines
  • Peter Des
    Peter Des

    true story i won't lie to ya. based on actual events.

    Il y a 48 semaines
  • Alfy
    Alfy

    i don't know how to tell ya but the big huge massive tree just fell on the shed and we all know the mini was in there i reckon its like a pancake now. well you win some you lose some. wasn't much of a thing anyway.:L

    Il y a 48 semaines