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Joseph Desmond

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Me, Myself, and I
Retro Rocks
The Other Half Of Me
Savage-Muck Gerard C

Savage-Muck Gerard C

A Gayman in a straight body??

Music
Frames, Damien Rice, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, , Jeff Buckley, BIFFY CLYRO, Charis, Creed, Dream Theater, Foo Fighters, Dragonforce, Death Cab For Cutie, Joss Ritter, Mark Geary, Fightstar, Incubus, Idlewild, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, Maximo Park, Mugger Dave, The Fratellis, Motorhead, Police, Elliot Smith, Athlete, Placebo, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rolling Stones, U2, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Coldplay, Metallica, Muse, Plain White T`s, Radiohead, Turn, Wolfmother, Elliot Smith, Arcade Fire, The Frank and Walters, Fall Out Boy Etc
Films
Hot Fuzz, Once, In Bruise, American Beauty, Lock Stock and..., Ladder 49, Fast & Furious, Green Mile, Devil Wears Prada, Million Dollar Baby, Shrek, Mr Potter, American Pie, Lost, Prison Break, The Bourne Films, Die Hard
Sports
Soccer, Dodgeball, Crazy Golf at night, Marbles, Pro Evo etc
Scared Of
Balloons Freak the living shit out of me..
Happiest When
At a live gig, On a dancefloor, Shopping, selling a car, listening to music whilst driving fast :-)
Accessorie Item of the Month
Old Tweed waistcoat available in all good charity shops and some rubbish ones 2?
Todays fact is tommorrows knollege
If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5, 368, 708! (or £’s or whatever currency).

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    • Inallinanyways!

      New Word

      Created by Colin Farrell in clon

      Stared in Alexander the bleedin deadly

      This phrase can be used in any sentence,

      Examples ;

      How are you inallinanyways
      That was a great film inallinanyways
      Im drunk inallinanyways
      I Rattled your Auld Wan inallinanyways
      Are you headn out inallinanyways

      Can even be used on its own like.........................Inall
       inanyways

      Lets get this word in the dictionary

      use at own risk

      END

      0 Comments 247 weeks

    • Cork Slang

      Cork Slang
      This is your first lesson in de frases of de Cork biys. C'mere I
      realize

      some of the feenos and de wans have pure hassle with de Cork
      speak like.

      So have a lash of it and there'll be less gowls around.

      How bad!



      PART 1: EXPRESSIONS

      1) C'mere = Excuse me

      2) I will yeah! = no!

      3) What's the story fella? = how are you?

      4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

      5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

      6) Here la = here you are

      7) There la = it's over there / look over there

      8) State a him la = He looks bad

      9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

      10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight
      with you.

      11) Pure = very

      12) Two fucks = care

      13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care

      14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork
      sentence. E.g.

      Ah know like you understand don't ya?

      15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a
      sentence.

      16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

      17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da
      fuck outa ya

      18) Have a lash off = have a go

      19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

      20) Be wide = be careful

      21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)

      22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful

      23) How bad bhoy = good

      24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not
      necessarily a Celt.

      25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance





      PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

      26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag
      prostitute

      27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on
      gum, has

      earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly
      norries (see no.71)

      28) Jammy Rag = a tampon

      29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff
      / gaylord
      homosexual 29 b) Hairy = Child molester /
      peodaphile or old person /

      experienced person

      30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)

      31) Wan / bure = female

      32) Young wan = female child

      33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

      34) Small fella = Male child

      35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan
      = mother/father



      36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers

      = knackers

      37) Apache = joyrider

      38) Salk = stolen car

      39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker

      40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

      41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

      42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff
      vagina

      43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)

      44) Langer / langerdan: prick

      45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person

      46) Gimp = Feckin eejit

      47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling
      from side to side)

      48) Fifty = Stood up

      49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

      50) Yolkes = ecstasy

      51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash

      52) a nodge = small bit of hash

      53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size

      54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash

      55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash

      56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai

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    You live in a mansion.
    You'll make $900,000 a year.
    You own a limo.
    Your job will be either a doctor or scientist.
    Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
    You'll only have one kid.
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      Tell them to feck off!! Now's your time Joe, move up here! Get a house with me!!

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