(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked anything else
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(_) been arrested
(_) been fired
(x) been in a fight
(_) snuck out of parent's house ((and grandparents))
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) been busted by the police
(x) kissed a stranger
(_) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school pretending to be ill.
(_) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone die/dead
(_) been to Australia
(x) been on a plane
(_) thrown up in a bar
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(_) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(_) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(_) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up(i was very drunk though)
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves(not for years)
(_) gone toboganing
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(_) used a fake ID
(_) watched the sun set
(_) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car accident(yea nd 1 of em wz when i wz drivin lol)
(_) had braces
(_) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight(again drubnk)
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(_) pole danced
(_) questioned your heart
(_) been obsessed with post-it notes
(_) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(_) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke(again drunk)
(_) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your mouth(and nose)
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus(he never fuckin wrote bak)
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(_) fallen in love with someone of the same sex
(_) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(_) made a bonfire on the beach
(_) crashed a party
(_) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading(not 4 years)
(x) had a wish come true
(_) humped a monkey
(_) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(_) screamed "cock" in class
(_) ate cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them.
(x) sang in the shower
(_) have a little black dress
(_) had a dream that you married someone
(_) glued your hand to something
(_) got your toungue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes(drunk)
(_) been a cheerleader
(_) sat on a roof top
(_) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel(not very well)
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(_) didnt take a shower for a week
(_) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(_) had a tree house
(_) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(_) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(_) worn a really ugly outfit to school
(x) gone streaking(a bit but was a bit drunk)
(x) played ding-dong-dash
(x) played spin the bottle
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(_) caught a fish then ate it
(x)laughed so hard you cried
(_) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(_) French braided someones hair
(_) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(x) been kicked out of yo

On the 1st day of xmas my true love gave 2 me

1 A power hungrey weegie, muirski

2 Dirty weegies

3 Benefit frauds

4 Crack dealers

5 Homeless bums

6 Mental patients

7 S.T.D'S

8 Head teachers

9 Unemployd's

10 Dirty hoars

11 Fat slags

12 Graham Nortons

On the 1st day of xmas my true love gave 2 me

1 A fine and a n aaa-ssbo

2 Dirty weegies

3 Benefit frauds

4 Crack dealers

5 Homeless bums

6 Mental patients

7 S.T.D'S

8 Head teachers

9 Unemployd's

10 Dirty hoars

11 Fat slags

12 Graham Nortons