If you get over 45 then you're a bad influence.

01. smoked
02. consumed alcohol
03. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
04. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
05. kissed someone of the same sex
06. had sex
07. had someone in your room other than family
08. watched porn
09. bought porn
10. done drugs
TOTAL: 8

01. taken painkillers
02. taken someone else's prescription medicine
03. lied to your parents
04. lied to a friend
05. snuck out of the house
06. done something illegal
07. cut yourself
08. hurt someone
09. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
TOTAL: 8

01. missed curfew
02. stayed out all night
03. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
04. been to a therapist
05. been to rehab
06. dyed your hair
07. received a ticket
08. been in an accident
09. been to a club
10. been to a bar
T0TAL: 7

01. been to a wild party
02. seen the Mardi Gras
03. drank more than four beers in a night
04. had a spring break in Florida
05. sniffed anything
06. wore black nail polish
07. wore arm band
08. wore t-shirts with band names
09. listen to rap
10. own a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 7

01. dressed gothic
02. dressed prep
03. dressed punk
04. dressed grunge
05. stole something
06. been too drunk to remember anything
07. blacked out
08. fainted
09. had a crush on your neighbor
10. had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 8

01. snuck into someone else's room
02. had a crush on your best friend
03. been to a concert
04. dry-humped someone
05. been called a slut
06. called someone a slut
07. installed speakers in your car
08. broken a mirror
09. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 6

01. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
02. seen an R-rated movie in theater
03. cruised the mall
04. skipped school
05. had surgery
06. had an injury
07. gone to court
08. walked out of a restaraunt without paying
09. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
TOTAL: 7

01. owned an apartment
02. broke the law in the police's presence
03. cheated with someone
04. got in trouble with the police
05. talked to a stranger
06. hugged a stranger
07. kissed a stranger
08. rode in the car with a stranger
09. been harrassed
10. been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 7

01. met face-to-face with someone you met online
02. stayed online for 12 hours straight
03. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
04. watched TV for 12 hours straight
05. been to a fair
06. been called a bad influence
07. drink and drive
08. prank-called someone
09. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
TOTAL: 8

01. cheated on homework
02. held hands with someone of the same sex
03. been pushed into a pool
04. played pool
05. watched 5 hours of MTV straight
06. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
07. had a crush on someone younger than you
08. worn eyeliner
09. skinny-dipped
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair
TOTAL: 8

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pink milk doesnt smell good gone off...

im a, jewish alcholic who looks at porn 24/7... shhhh!!!!



Find the first letter in your first name:

A-Gorgeous
B-Lesbian
C-Pretty
D-Beautiful
E-Gangster
F-Retarded
G-Hot
H-Gothic
I-Girly
J-Emo
K-Jewish
L-Popular
M-Sexy
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Boyish
S-Slutty
T-Christian
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your last name

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Babe
D-Punk
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Obsessor
M-Beauty queen
N-Geek
O-Whore
P-Motherfucker
Q-Crackwhore
R- Alcoholic
S-Butthole
T-Fucker
U-Prince (ess)
V-Jackass
W-Bitch
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With their Hands
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The ass
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Purple- Who Will Do Anything For drugs
pink- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who everyone wants to fuck
White- Who Masturbates At Work
Gray- who gives great head
Teal-Who is bangable