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Rob Gasken

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS now that got ur attention, *cough* queer!

1/28/09 | me too! | Reply

Rob Gasken
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  • Male, 22, Luv 203
  • from Berwick...near enough
  • Profile views: 35,117
  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 7/28/12
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About Me

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il show you how a bitch go down a slide!!
Me, Myself, and I
"hello im rob and welcome to my bebo page, we`re live, please do not say FUCK or BUGGER." im bout 6ft, um av green eyes..i fink nd darkish hair wen its not dyed. i luv hangin wiv friends nd avin a gd laugh. im no an emo, in no a goth, im no a chav, im one of a kind...u just have to kno me. i have acquired the luvly nickname of gherkin.....compliments of (beetroot)-dave.. oh nd plz leave me comments or do my poll. thx =)

...and yes i do have msn...just ask!

memories....

pssssssst!

no no chris, thats not a folding table

thats not a sausage!

winning the buisy bee award at playgroup!
...not to mention the kind kitten!

st marys; y's ther a fuk off pile of sick in my tent? BERNARD!!

american ninja!

you kno u can see a baby fox if u just stand ryt ther!

hey hissa, u kno how iv just got wireless..?? gues wat im doin ryt now hahahahaha

woe-ching...... pu-dud-dud-dud-duda-ding!
The Other Half Of Me
Andrew

Andrew

sporting a massive errection

Music
hmm.. linkin park (reanimation), audioslave, offspring, him, cKy, manson, rage agnst the machine, millencollin, slipnot, system of a down, american rejects, alkaline trio, rammstein, GNAR KILL, simple plan, muse, drowning pool, JFA, transplants, pink floyd, bullet for my valentine, metallica, rob zombie, SOIL, korn, violent delight, lost prophets..................... also....................... akon, timbaland. beastieboys, bloc party, chemical brothers, ahphex twin, verve, hot action cop, jay-z, jock jams, justin timberlake, LCD soundsystem, MCR, smashing pumpkins.
Films
o.k...transformers, deuce bigalow 1+2, hot chick, pirates of the carrabien 1+2+3, casino royale, starwars, austin powers 1+2+3, theres a zulu on my stoep, forest gump, kevin and perry, mr & mrs smith, charlie nd the chocolate factory, hAGGARD, jackass..all of them (wich i own on dvd!), ace ventura 1+2, ali g nd dog soldiers, prison break box set! bo selecta, mind on tv il either be watchin family guy or wildboyz (chris pontius the god)
Sports
hmm, sailin is wat im best at. i like swimmin, gyming, water skiing, skiing...i hate running so tht puts football nd rugby out the window. i also play ma N64, gamecube, ps2 or Xbox360 lol...im ma free time i like 2 hang round berwick wiv ma friends or go random day trips all over the place...IM EXCITING
Drinks
Tequilla, whiskey, schnaps, malabu, um nd tennents! thts wat id normally choose but im nt honestly bovad..i drink anyffin! in a rush, vodka duz the job =)
Friends
..kate comes 1st..*takes a deep breath* aurora, john, marcus, danni! sam h, r hardie, a hardie, s hardie, edgar, bloco, robbie, nicole, sam c, madason, lilli, amanda, lucy, ema (happy)? frankie, katie, evee, rachael! pete, natalie, hollie, merel, amber, nicloette, bekki, hissa, loz, if ya wana be added on then jus say so ;) ..
I Like:
bass, high definition, my computer(s), buying expensive items, music played loud, my camera, stayin up late txting, sub of the day on tuesday, waking up wondering wat the hell happened, using german :L fresh bed covers, spain, my room :P ..especially the chair! redicleous slippers...and....gettn mashed :D

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    • The Ghurkin Dictionary

      Drunk
      PAR'ed (plained all round)
      Obliqued

      Morning Diarrhea As A Result Of Too Much Drink
      Beeriod

      Canned Alcoholic Beverage
      Tinnie

      Totty
      Oatie (discrete alert)

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      I know that! That's not a dream, there is a dog trapped inside my guitar!

      "Awww shit im trapped in ya guitar like!

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