It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles, and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up. Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." He tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Pierre stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
YEH!!
2) Was your last meal a mistake?
Nope!
3)do you believe in god?
Dunnahh
4) Who did you last say i love you to?
/ Have no Idea
5) Do you regret it?
???
6) Have you ever been depressed?
A lil yeahh
7) Have a best friend?
I have 3 megan hana and saphhh!!
Are you a boy or girl?
Girll
9) What is your current status?
Veryy SINGLE!
10) How do you want to die?
Painlessly In my sleep
11) What did you last eat?
Bacon Sarnie
12) Play any sports?
Not realii
11) Do you play an instrument?
Nopeee
12) Do you bite your nails?
Yes my Badd
13) When was your last physical fight?
no idea
14) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what’s your first thought?
And he is ??
15) Do you have an attitude?
A Lil yeaa
16) Ever been in love?
Yes!
17) What is your real name?
Sian Natasha Swansborough
1 Like reading?
Only Realii Read On Holiday Or In School
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Dowtfull
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Id use the word Disslike.. And yes
21) Do you miss someone?
Not realiI!
22) Who is your best friend's uncle's cousin girlfriend's daughter's boyfriend?
Bit confusing realiii
24) Do you tan a lot?
When On Holiday Yes :S If i sunbathe
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Bored ( Hence The Fact Im doing Dis )
26) Ever ate food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes
2 Have you ever started a rumor?
Yes :S Prob a 2 years or longer ago
30) Are Barbie & Ken bad influences on people?
Yes!!
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yess !!
32) What are your political views?
??
33) Do you want to have kids?
Yes 1 boy and 1 girl Maybe more !!
34) Ever kissed somebody that name start with a N?
Probs Yes!
35) Do you type fast?
Sort of
36) Do you have piercings?
Lip,tragus,Belly. ears
37) Want any more?
Yes! tounge, And hand web
3 Can you spell well?
Yes :S
39) Do you miss your past?
Sort of yes
40) What are you craving right now?
coca cola
50) What should you be doing?
Sleeping!!
53) Does somebody love you?
Family ( I hope )
54) What is/are your favorite color(s)?
Pink&& Chocolate
55) So are you liking this survey?
Bit odd tbh
56) Do you like someone?
sort of
57) Do you have trust issues?
dunnah
5 Have you ever had sexual feelings for someone?
yes
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Aunty n grandad Ov course
61) Are you secretly in love?
No
62) Do you believe your ex thinks about you?
Yes!!!
64) Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes Cunts
65) Is this survey too personal now?
Not realii
67) Should this survey stop?
No .. Rather Enjoying This Some think to do suppose
6 Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
when i was abwt 4 or 5 :S i ran out in the street naked haha
69) Do you think you're a good person?
Yes !
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes
71) Do you take showers?
Bathsss
72) Last time you had a nice bubble bath?
few days go Nice relaxing
73) What is bothering you?
Singleee??!!!
74) Have you ever done drugs?
Yup!
75) Do you play the Wii?
Yess But only if friends r over Haha
76) How do you feel about Wal-Mart?
If i new wat it was /.. id have an answer
7 Who has inspired you the most?
My pet rock
79) What is your favorite quote?
Dont have one tbh
80) Are you excited you're almost done with this survey?
no Needs more questions
81) Are you mean?
Can be If u want me to be
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nope!
83)Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
?? Is that a decent Question to ask ?
84) Do you believe in true love?
Yes
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Bits i could of done differently.
86) Do you wanna change?
Noo!!
87) Who was the last person to make you mad?
Danny
8 Do you like the outside?
Yes!!
89) Are you currently bored?
Yes But This