architecture quotes 2006/7


It's just true, like" - Rory in reference to the "What's Hot and What's Not" column in "Style" magazine.

"There's no pictures, it's just writing" - Eoin O' Dwyer in reference to Eoin Horgan's book.

"Dead Lion?" - Katie wondering what a deceased feline had to do with an upcoming "deadline"!

"Do you know Tom Martin?" - Eoin Horgan after seeing a picture of Caitriona with Tom Martin in the paper.


Fact #1

Rory watched "The Notebook" on his own


"It was a bastard to build" - Eoin French eloquently explaining to the lecturers that the model of his house was difficult to construct.

"Not being a commercial whore or anything" - Shane "the Sellout" Garvey

"Like 101 squares, you could spend 1 hour on each square, that would actually take you like 110 hours" - Gemma showing why she shouldn't be a Quantity Surveyor or allowed near numbers in general!

"M.I.T., Mayo I.T.?" - Katie mistaking the prestigous Massachutettes Institute of Technology for the lesser known Mayo Institute of Technology.

"The proper Kevin or the other Kevin" - Rory showing a slight lack of respect for Kevin Busby.

"It was bullying, but it was for a good cause" Rory rectifying the misconception that bullying is always a bad thing.

Frankie Being an Ass to the Previously Decent Girl in Cork Art Supplies for No Reason, All Within 1 Minute!!

"I'm paying your wages! - Frankie being a patronising bastard for no reason to the girl behind the counter.

"Do you have 5c?" - Girl behind the counter "No!" - Frankie's response when he was 5c short!

"Is there a student discount on that set square?" - Frankie asking for the 10% discount on a 65c set square.

"I've spent 1000 euro here and I've only been here 3 months!" - Frankie questioning the value for money of merchandise in Cork Art Supplies.


"Why don't you build a tree?" - Rory "King of the Quotes" Love showing that living in a city really does stunt your knowledge of nature (plant Rory, you have to plant trees!!)

Quotes continued: sept 07
Ciara: "the best time i got spat on was when.............."
ciara explaining that when lead singer from green day spits on u "accidently" then it is actually ok!!

grace:"u no wat??i act hate designing buildings" its grand grace wen we'r famous we just need a concept and then we'll get other poor unfortunate ppl to plan and desing them for us!!sorted!!


1st Annual Architecture Pub Golf Provisional Rules (Stolen,I Know) -Venues & Beverages To Be Decided
The (Provisional) Rules:

1. You will be split into groups of four. You must keep an eye on the member of your own group to ensure there is no cheating
2. You can only piss in the asterisked pubs. Pissing in the wrong place incurs a two-stroke penalty
3. Par indicates number of swigs allotted to the drink
4. After one person has finished their drink, there is a 10 minute drinking-up time. If you fail to drink up in this time, there is a two-stroke penalty
5. Vomiting incurs a four-stroke penalty
6. If one must vomit, one must shout "FORE" before doing so, otherwise it will be a six-stroke penalty
7. If an individual or specific group of individuals get us kicked out of anywhere, they have to pay for the next round for their group
8. If a member of the game refuses to drink the specified drink, his shoes and socks will be removed for the remaining time in that bar and he incurs an eight-stroke penalty
9. If, at the end of the game, the scores are tied, there will be a sudden death drink off.
10. If anybody does happen to die during the game, sueing us is not allowed, even if due to gross negligence. All golfers must first sign a waver regarding death or injury (including broken wrists Eoin).
11. Any disreputable, yobbish or rude behaviour will be punishable by four strokes (Ya that means you Horgan!)
12. All pants/jeans must be tucked into socks. Non-compliance incurs a two-stroke penalty for every hole
13. N

remember;in life there is nuthn that bad that you cant run away from it!