Bike or Girls!!! 15 days ago

1. Bikes don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bike any time of the month.
3. Bikes don't have parents.
4. Bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bike with your friends.
6. Bikes don't care how many other bikes you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bike can arrive at the same time.
8. Bikes don't care how many other bikes you have now.
9. Bikes don't care if you look at other bikes.
10. Bikes don't care if you buy bike magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bike"
unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bike goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bike is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bike gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss
politics with it.

16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bike.
17. If you say bad things to your bike, you don't have to apologize
before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your bike as long as you want and it wont get
sore.
19. You can stop riding your bike as soon as you want and it wont
get frustrated.
20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bike after you
dump it.
21. Bikes don't get headaches.
22. Bikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
23. Your bike never wants a night out with other bikes.
24. Bikes don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bike.
26. If your bike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better
parts.
27. You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without
having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bike is a
decent helment.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you
had the last time you were on your bike.

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O its the buckfast tonic wine,
Its the best wine u can find,
its the drink of all mankind,
Yes its buckfast tonic wine.

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Go get urself a bottle of shwine,
its used by all to motivate the mind!
its made by monks, surely thats a sign,
that buckfast truely is divine.

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Buy two bottles, beat them down,
go cause havoc around the town,
maybe get a third, but dont be sick,
tomorrow u'll have a nasty shit!lol

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If u can drink four, go ahead,
but if i did that i'd probably be dead,
it really does start to wreck ur head,
but fuck it! thats what i said!

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a wonderfull thing is this amazing potion,
im sure it causes a lot of commotion,
u'll start to whitey with the slightest motion,
probably in the taxi home!

Am i??

Ugly? :
Kind? :
Loud? :
Shy?
Weird? :
Selfish? :

Crazy?:
Nice? :
Mean?:
Immature? :
Rude?:
Cool? :
Brat? :
Stupid? :
caring? :
Mature? :
A friend?
More than a friend? :
Talkative? :
Boring? :


Smart? :
A flirt? :
A psycho? :
Athletic? :
Confusing? :
Sweet? :
Have mood swings?:
Annoying? :
Funny? :
Hyper? :
Laid back?
Perfect? :

IF U CUD:

Hook me up with someone, who would it be ?
Do one thing with me, it would be ?
Drop me one piece of advice, it would be ?: