Would you rather have a fun fling or a lasting relationship? :
lasting i guess tink im too old now for flings.

What was your longest relationship? :
bout 8 months, pathetic!!!! haha

What is your favorite personality trait? :
sense of humour

What is the most romantic thing a significant other could do? :
cook me a steak hand me a beer and put on a violent movie and of course do the dishes!

When you are dating someone, what is the most important thing to you? :
im making them laugh... and that im drunk

Do you like pet names (ex: baby, sweetheart...)? :
not unless it funny

What is your ideal night out with a significant other? :
food then pub, im a simple guy

What is your ideal night in with a significant other? :
food talkin pish and gettin frisky in a game of twister

Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it? :
mibbe, i dnt like to upset ppl.

Do you like relationships that invovle serious commitments? :
yah sure

If you ever got engaged, how would you propose? :
by staging a scene that i have been stabbed and fall down at her doorstep, when she comes to the door and sees my bloody mess i act like its my last moments and then pop the question wen she says yes i jump to my feet and say coushty, lets eat.

If you were engaged, would you want a wedding as soon as possible? :
wudnt care what the difference marriage is same as not bein married but with a signature

Do you like to talk about the future when in a serious relationship? :
eh... kinda but mine looks bleak amount of daft tings i get myself into i might not be around for long haha

Do you prefer a sensitive open relationship or a strong silent type? :
id say open i want to kno wat going on

When in a relationship do you have to have contact with your partner on a daily basis? :
dnt have to bt prob wud, i get ignored a lot so wud annoy them till the answer me

Do you like public displays of affection? :
if that means dancing on a table singin my name with a barber quartet then no!!

Is there anything you won't tolerate while in a relationship? :
lies!!!!!!!!!!!! like if she has a penis she better tell me right away!

What is one thing that you value most in a relationship? :
she doesnt have a penis and tolerance of my silliness

Would you ever be able to handle a long-distance situation? :
prob wudnt happen i aint going anywhere

Do you believe in moving in together before engagement or marriage? :
yea i move in with strangers haha


wow i feel slightly feminine and gay doin that survey

Kissed your cousin: not snog obviously but nice peck on cheek hello...yes.

Ran away: yes wen the neighbor tried to rape me.

Pictured your crush naked: i picture most ppl naked wen i meet them, so if i look at u funny wen u meet me thats y.

Skipped school: i wish. that wud hav bin a gd reason for my lack of qualifications!!

Broken someone's heart: not that i kno of.

Been in love: yah

Cried when someone died: no i laugh hysterically wen ppl die!

Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: that most girls i meet haha

Broken a bone: surprisingly no, i drink shit loads of milk.

Done something embarrassing: ha 'something' is singular i've done many embarrassing things but im proud of them all haha

Lied: apparently since i used to be ryan the liar. but i swear elmo did give me a foot massage before the pat boone concert.

Cried in school: everyday.

Last Person You touched?: myself haha. i duno prob girl that gave me food in mcds. not that i fingered her behind the fryer or sumthin just touched her hand wen getting my change haha

Last Person You talked to?: ma mammy.

Last Person You hugged?: myself again, im a lonely wee boy on a cold day.

Last Person You Txt?: shaz. she needs my services, u may translate that anyway u want

Last Person You kissed?: well vickie attacked me with a kiss out of nowhere that stretched my face on sat haha.

Last Person You yelled at?: my bro i think, and i had a knife in my hand at the time he was so close to the end haha

Last Person You thought about?: well now it ma bro since i just thot about his near murder experience.

Last Person Who text messaged you?: shaz, still wanting my services.

Last Person Who broke your heart?: jesus he keeps ignoring me. and that girl eh whats her name again begins with a j haha

Last Person Who told you they loved you?: i guess ma mammy, she a sweet lady thats says nice things wen she not throwing sharp things.

Girls or Guys: what ever is willing!!! a thailand lady boy is a nice balance!

Blondes or Brunettes: dont care they could be like elmur fudd.

Bitchy or Slutty: slutty. bitchyness just annoying!

Tall or Short: dont care

Night or Day: night is just the day with the lights off, not really difference to me.

What do you notice first in girls: the back of their heads wen they running away.

Last person you slow danced with: slow danced???? i dance like a smurf on acid after bingeing on red bull with a firecracker up my ass.....so never

Worst Question To Ask Opposite Sex : id guess worst question wud be y are u so hairy!!

Last Showered: it was raining a on sat nite...so yeah 3 days ago.

Your Good Luck Charm: i dont have one, explains y i struggle in life!!

Person You Hate Most: ooohhh....i dunno cuple of pps, im sure ppl cud guess who haha

Best Thing That Has Happened: £3000 injury claim was pretty sweet haha, oh trying jack daniels for the 1st time was a gd thing!!

On your desk: comp, phone, empty beer bottles, my elbow, stamps, diary, change, hemorrhoid cream, anal bleach and lip balm.

Picture on your desktop: a pic of lucy liu scantly clad looking at me me in a nice way...im a perv.

Favourite Movie: too many look at bebo bit read the selection.

Favourite Artist: of all time alice cooper. but loads other stuff.

Favourite Cars: dont care bout cars.

Breakfast Food: wheetos, love my cereal!!!

Makes you laugh the most: myself.........

Makes you smile: pics of stupid shit in the past or boobies haha

Can make you feel better no matter what: ALCOHOL!!!! and boobies

Has A Crush On You: everyone im a lovable guy haha

Do You Have A Crush On Someone: mibbe.... but they havnt noticed me following them home yet mwhahaha

Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: girls. they have emotional problems but so do guys but guys have to put up with girly emotions whereas guys hide theres.

Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: anyone with cleavage!!