Simon B

im an ordinary man nothin special nothin grand I HAD TO DO DE LEAVIN CERT FUKIN TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Daryl Nolan

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i fuckin love this man!!!! some FUCKIN man!

fuck beans
i have recently decided FUCK DIS SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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cunt fukers
my head
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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wat:O :O
films
bang bang your dead fair cool
HATE
when things are shite>:( >:(
LOVE
havin the craic and ball sack sweat

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    • MEMORIES!!!!!!!!!

      write a fuckin memory with me and be snappy bout it!
      dont want anything cuntish here boys!!
      girls, BRING DE CUNTS!!!!

      seriously a FUCKIN memory!!!

      xxxxxxxxx

      6 Kommentare 170 Tage

    • things i hate

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
      know where my watch is mate, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at
      my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
      room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
      change the channel manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
      too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
      it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
      Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
      floor.

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
      give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

      7. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
      longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do
      that's longer?

      8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
      Come YET?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


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    FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: doll/paul

    FIRST SCHOOL: sacred heart by wup ya boya

    FIRST CELL PHONE: for get wat was called some brick doh ha

    FIRST FUNERAL: grandad prob

    FIRST PET: skippy!!!!!! de sea monster fekin skin disease>:(

    FIRST BIG TRIP: somehwere in england

    FIRST FIGHT: i dont fight i fart

    FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: i dunno alex best? nope

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    LAST ITEM BOUGHT: dunno...an arse?

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    Name :   simon
    Nick Name :   ginger,cool man
    Birthdate :   6-1-91
    Birthplace:   dublin
    Current Location:   carlow
    Eye Color:   blue
    Hair Color:   sexy ginger
    Height:   5 11 i think
    Weight:   11 an half
    Piercings:   want some
    Tatoos:   want some
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   ha i mean :(
    Vehicle:   car
    Overused Phrase:   UR QUARE FAT! (mainly to michelle look at her doh an ull no
    FAVORITES
    Food:   curry,sheperds pie
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   pub
    Candy:   choc
    Number:   abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    Color:   GINGER
    Animal:   monkey
    Drink:   wat evers flowin
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   face legs tits ass hands!!
    Perfume:   yea
    TV Show:   south park,prison break,friends
    Music Album:   jaze to many
    Movie:   borat,dogma,my cousin vinny,saw
    Actor/Actress:   sacha baron cohen,jim carey
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   fuk dem both (it rymed too)
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   macyds
    Chocolate or Vanilla   choc
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   choc
    Kiss or Hug:   either
    Dog or Cat:   dog
    Rap or Punk:   punk
    Summer or Winter:   summer
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   hillarious
    Love or Money:   love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   when de parents crack de whip i dont believe in bedtime
    Most Missed Memory:   when i was cute an had hair
    Best phyiscal feature:   ha.......my left arm
    First Thought Waking Up:   fukin sweat
    Ambition:   to be happy
    Best Friends:   paul doll dan podge jp
    Weakness:   pussy boy
    Fears:   my head
    Longest relationship:   17 years wit meself!! its bin tough
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   yea sorry paul
    Ever been beaten up:   by pat
    Ever beaten someone up:   messen
    Ever Shoplifted:   cough
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   dont think so
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yea
    Been Dumped Lately:   no
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   pink or fuk off
    Favorite Hair Color:   same as abuv
    Short or Long:   depends on de bitch
    Height:   migit?
    Style:   hippin
    Looks or Personality:   persanality
    Hot or Cute   hot
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   stupid q's!!! none of dat matters
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   san diego
    How do you want to Die:   happily
    Been to the Mall Lately:   6 years go
    Get along with your Parents:   sometimes
    Health Freak:   sometimes ha
    Do you think your Attractive:   in fairness
    Believe in Yourself:   oh sure
    Want to go to College:   yea
    Do you Smoke:   no
    Do you Drink:   yea
    Shower Daily:   no ha
    Been in Love:   yea ha wit my teddy some baste
    Do you Sing:   never stop
    Want to get Married:   yea
    Do you want Children:   yea
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   when it happens
    Hate anyone:   hate is strong dont think so but think some peeple are retar
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    • Caitriona Murphy
      Caitriona Murphy

      haha then wen he looked away i downd his aswell :L
      haha ah sure had ta be done, he was takin AGES drinkin it!!

      16 Stunden her
    • Niamh Quirke
      luv Niamh Quirke

      Unreal!!!! :)
      Ah no..was ok! how u? out last nite?

      17 Stunden her
    • Caitriona Murphy
      luv Caitriona Murphy

      Ah simon i wasnt drinkn atal atal last nite , im a good girl ;)
      did ya hav a good time??

      17 Stunden her via Handy
    • Caitriona Murphy
      Caitriona Murphy

      UR GETTIN ME A SHOT ON SATRDAY NITE

      or ELSE

      3 Tage her
    • Kristian M SG King
      Kristian M SG King

      Last week of college this week!!!!!
      Off till january bitch. :)
      Boo Ya!!!!!

      6 Tage her
    • Michelle
      luv Michelle

      luv yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
       aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
       aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
       aaaaaaaaaaaa



      such a fukn queer


      x

      1 Woche her
    • Edel
      Edel

      no it was not mutual.
      wat did u have to say eh ???
      shit i persume.

      1 Woche her
    • Its Maree.
      Its Maree.

      dont deny it you hugged me yesterday!!

      1 Woche her
    • -Kendy-
      -Kendy-

      Ha Oh yal c me der alri gonna be a good one..ha

      1 Woche her via Handy
    • Grace Murphy
      Grace Murphy

      Pfft i'm nice everyday!!! I'm just a super nice person :D
      Yeah you do fucking owe me love now >:(
      So no school Tueday!!! :D :D :D

      1 Woche her
    • Claire KirwanxX
      luv Claire KirwanxX

      ya i no. . :DD . .

      u twat. . :P . .

      [moon]

      1 Woche her
    • Jacob Mahon
      Jacob Mahon

      sex panther where ya headin weekend cunt?:L

      1 Woche her
    • Emma
      Emma

      :( :( :(

      awwwww y nt???
      ya made me cry sniff sniff haha :P

      1 Woche her
    • Jacob Mahon
      luv Jacob Mahon

      BANNNA FUCKIN SANDWHICHES!!!!!!:L
      some sexy beast!:P

      1 Woche her
    • Noreen Skelton
      Noreen Skelton

      eh simon

      any chance of a protracter....no a fuckin compass god ya sum man ha

      1 Woche her
    • Emma
      Emma

      oh sum fricken man aint ya???

      nope non al quiet.....cumin 2 visit ;DD???

      1 Woche her
    • Michelle
      luv Michelle

      get bent


      @_@

      1 Woche her
    • Grace Murphy
      luv Grace Murphy

      Simon I don't wanna do the christmas tests anymore!
      Devitt promised chrm would be a fair test....he lied >:(

      Geo and Maths tomorrow :O

      It's ok though we're repeaters we can just be like... "yeah we were revising stuff ye suckers haven't even done yet" :L
      I'm sooooooooo kind letting you use my locker today! :L

      1 Woche her
    • Xx.Melissa Kavanagh.Xx
      Xx.Melissa Kavanagh.Xx

      day are growin on me and i dont no y:P :L

      1 Woche her
    • Its Maree.
      Its Maree.

      im not your friend

      1 Woche her