1) What's their name?
Robin Young

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
He actually sugstid doin aht aboot 3 oors ago :| bt naw lol

4) How old were you when you first met?
dunno 11 ir suhin

5) Do you know their secrets?
all ay thum a fink

6) Is this person older than you?
naw

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
thismornin

When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
dunno the wekend

9) Are you related to this person?
naw

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
nope wee tried aht bt it didney wurk oot (n)

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
naw

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
ayeee

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
evry day

14) Do you think they will repost this?
doubtfull

15) Could you live with this person?
aye bt eez gd et makin a mess

16) Why is this person your other half?
cos hees jst so cool

17) Have you seen this person cry?
aye

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
gallowy

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
aye

20) Have you ever sleept over with this person?
aye

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
booz nat

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with them?
loads ay shit

24) Do you know everything about this person?
most hings

25) Does this person have a job?
aye

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
it wood make sence

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
aye

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
aye cakes n aww sorts

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
dunno am rekd in aww ma piks :\

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
dont hinksa

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
naw eez no alood

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
aye more ahn me :\

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
nut its on ma to do list (I)

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
probably steemin

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
aye wat a laff aht is

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
once or twice bt eez also banned fae this

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
he steals aww myn sa aye

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
nut bt a cood probably guess

40) Do you know who this person likes?
aye

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
nut

42) Does this person have a dog?
aye iz names elliot

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
only wen ee et myn

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
dont finkso

45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
weer no rich :S

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
wat else wood wee dae :S

47) Have you licked this person?
not that i recall

4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
majin gtin chukd oot fir eatin aww eh food

4 Has this person yelled at you?
aye

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
dunno

50) How much do you love this person?
ti the moon n back twice (mcconnell) :|

Put your music player on shuffle.
* Press forward for each question.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* No cheating!

How am I feeling today?:
extreme vs mcpake

Will I get far in life?:
damo - blue leprichaun

How do my friends see me?
dance nation - words

Should I get Married?:
greenday - in the end

Whats my best friend's theme song?:
chasing cars - booty callers

Whats my theme song?
dj dbc - the ultimate seduction

What is the Story of my Life?
eminem - just lose it


What is/was high school like?:
cascada - could it be you

How can I get ahead in life?:
dare me - dan winter


How is tomorrow going to be?:
ivory - ghostbusters


What is in store for this weekend?
dj fumetti - di fumetti


What song describes my parents?:
the question is what is the question


My grandparents?:
sugababes - about you now


How is my life going?:
carry on up the morning

What song will they play at my funeral?:
blink 182 - always


How does the world see me?
frisco - sea of love


Will I have a happy life?
scott mcdonald - megans tune


What do my friends really think of me?:
green day - when i come around

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Micky Modelle Vs Jessy - Show Me Heaven


How can I make myself happy?:
darren shields - ghostbusters


What will be my biggest regret?
blink 182 - whats my age again


What should I do with my life?
coldplay - yellow



What is some good advice for me?:
sy and unknown - together again


Whats the most important thing for me?
nick lachey - resolution


Where will i be in 10 years?
the bangles - walk like an egyptian


What is my destiny?
blink 182 - all the small things

SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.

SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self.