NAME: michael
HEIGHT: '6 2
SHOE SIZE: 13 and a half
EYE COLOR: blue
HAIR COLOR: blond streaks
BEEN DUMPED: nope
GOTTEN INTO AN ACCIDENT: yes alota times!!
EATEN AN ENTIRE BOX OF SWEETS: yup all the time
DYED YOUR HAIR: yeah
CHOKED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE?: nope
WENT TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PJ'S: nope
GOTTEN DETENTION: yea loads damn you corrigan lol
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: yep mmmmmmmm
DO THEY KNOW: ....
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: hehe
DO YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE COMON MAN: im not gay

****prefer****
COLD / HOT: hot
BLACK / WHITE: black
RAIN / SNOW: snow
GIVE / RECEIVE: give
WOOL / COTTON: cotton
ROSE / DAISY: daisy
PRIVATE / PUBLIC SCHOOL: public
PLAIN / CHOCOLATE MILK: chocolate
pe/ SCIENCE: science
MATH / ENGLISH: english fucking rocks lol have to be in my class
summer / AUTUMN: summer
ROCK / rave: rock
PEPSI / COKE: eh..coke
LOVE / LUST: love
EAT / SLEEP: sleep

--------------------------------FRIENDS-------------------------------------

WHO DO YOU SEE THE MOST? all of them
WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE MORE OFTEN: the ones i dont see
WHO DO YOU E-MAIL THE MOST: mmmmmm....lots of ppl
WHO'S THE LOUDEST: barry in erics lol
WHO'S THE SHYEST: c
WHO ARE YOU JEALOUS OF: ...................
WHO GOTS THE BEST ROOM: dunno?! wtf
WHO'S THE HORNYEST: me!!!
WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST: 4 of them
WHO KNOWS YOU THE BEST: 4 of them
WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND: 4 of them
WHO DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS TALKS WITH: dependes
WHO GETS ALONG W/ YOUR PARENTS: they all do
WHO HUGGED YOU THE MOST: cass or nat
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOSt:...
WHO ARGUES W/ YOU THE MOST:cassie and nat lol
FAVORITE FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX:....
HAVE KNOWN YOU THE LONGEST: Staci Tasha known her all my life
DO YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT? em..all of them i tink
----------------------DO YOU LIKE TO:---------------------------------------

GIVE HUGS: love it
GIVE BACK RUBS: nah im 2 lazy
TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN: yea thats so fun
WATCH TV? ya spose so
GO TO THE BEACH: love it!!
DO HOMEWORK: nope
PLAY IN THE SNOW: make yellow snow
WORK OUT: haha no
TALK ON THE PHONE: nope
STAY UP ALL NIGHT TALKIN TO A FRIEND: yeah
GO ONLINE: yup yup
BEIN KISSED: yep! hehe
DO WEIRD / FREAKY THINGS: haha all the time!
BE WILD: yup u only live once

--------------------HAVE YOU EVER:----------------------------------

BEEN TO A CONCERT: lots
BEEN OUT OF STATE: nope
GONE SKINNY DIPPING? haha yea bring out the bullet lol
RAN ROUND NAKED: cough cough majellas
BROKEN A BONE: i have indeed
CHEATED ON A TEST: ye al da time..
RAN A MARATHON: nope
MET A FAMOUS PERSON: yip jeff waters i got a pick
BOUGHT SOMETHING AND SOLD IT: nope
STALKED SOMEONE: haha no

---------------------------YOUR LOVE LIFE:----------------------------------

SINGLE OR TAKEN: single
Is There someone You Want To be with right now? yip
IF YOU WERE TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE, WHO: lol
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: ..
LAST PERSON YOU KISSED: em., mohill last night hehe

---------------------------EXTRA EXTRA:---------------------------------------

BAD HABITS: ...
MAKES YOU MAD: angry ppl
SCARIEST MOMENTS: i have an odd few
WHERE WERE YOU: ??
ARE YOU WEARIN ANY JEWLERY? nope
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED? yesterday
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS: blue
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENIN TO RIGHT NOW: SOAD ego brain
LAST THING YOU SAID: ....
COMPUTER DESK IS MADE OF: wood
LAST THING YOU ATE: popcorn
WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO RIGHT NOW: go out lol
WHAT COLOR OF CRAYON WOULD YOU WANNA BE: i dont know what a stupid question




zodiac Sign - sagitarious
Male or Female - male
School: ...
How many buddies on your list - couldn tell ya sorry lol
Screenname - em..cant remember
Hair Long or Short - short
Eye Color - blue
Are you health freak – haha no
Height – 6 2
Piercings - none
Righty or Lefty – lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___

First piercing - ......
First best friend – staci
First Award – cant remember
First Sport You Joined – socce

1. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

2. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

3. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


5. Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

6. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt

7. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

8. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

9. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

10. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise

anser these questions with da names of songs from your fav band
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Favourite Band: slipknot


What's your Name?: nameless


What's your Age?: three nil


How do your friends describe you?: peeple=shit


Favourite food?: eyeless


Favourite Hobby?: spit it out


How would you describe your life in general?: danger keep away


How would you describe your love life?: disasterpieces


How would you describe your boy/girl friend?: virus of life


Your favourite place?:iowa


And lastly, how would you describe your favourite band?: (sic)