Pick the month you were born:

1----I fingered
2----I smoked
3----I shot
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I made out with
7----I licked
8----I fucked
9----I made out with
10---I slept with
11---I stabbed
12---I raped


Pick the day [number] you were born on:



01------an easter egg
02------a bag of weed
03------a black pornostar
04------a cat
05------a bisexual
06------a toothbrush
07------a crackhead bitch
08------a prostitute
09------paris hilton
10------a mexican
11------a hottie
12------the burger king guy
13------an overweight Asian man
14------an orange
15------frankie gotti
16------a pickle
17------ your mum
18------a cow
19------a lesbian
20------a dog
21------a bottle of vodka
22------a drug dealer
23------a whore
24------a french guy
25------a bottle of henny
26------a jew
27------a homeless guy
28------the trojan man
29------a condom
30------a horse
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--- Because i love marijuana
Black---- Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a gangster like that
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
yellow-------Because i love to get drunk
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray----- Because she was fine
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I smoke crack
Other-----Because i have an extremely small dick
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
no shirt/jumper----Because I'm a BEAST!!!

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Six Things U Like Bout Me:
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Three Fings U Dont like Bout Me:
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Four Of My Best Features:
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fFour Words That Describe Me:
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One Question For Me:
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..you know when you love someone when...

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?SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.


?SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

?FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and IMs Over and over again.

?FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

?THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

?ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

?TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.


?NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

?EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

?SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

?SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

?FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

?FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

?THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

?TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

?ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.