People think that working the door is easy, They sit there looking at you like your a piece of shit a baby eater a fucking serial killer, They don’t think that when your pulling some fucking lump of them some cunt hews gunna fucking end them.

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This lemon come in one night i don’t think he was working Pete, you know big geezer, edgy cunt giving it plenty of that, any way.
His head was riveted right up his ass whole, i was very polite, i said to him, Its nothing personal son but you wearing trainers, we don’t allow trainers you know the code.

The cunt only starts poking me in the fucking chest touching the cloth, then he starts hurling quotes from fucking books, neatcher he said, fucking neatcher, beware whilst hunting the dragon, beware of becoming the dragon, i said hold up im only fucking knocking you back because you got a pair trainers on this isn’t fucking Auschwitz, then I said to him when did this neatcher geezer last work the doors on a Friday night ... he didn’t say nothing .... well they don’t do they when there unconscious.

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Meet at the cherrytree pub on mersea road at 11:30 "Gates Open at 12"

Gear needed.
Tent
Sleeping bag
Clean Clothes
Warm clothing for the evenings
Booze beer runs to tesco will be done after we have set the tents up
Food or money for food
MOTORCYCLE lol
Puck
TOOL KIT

If you dont know were the pub is let me know and ill arange to meet you some were else earlyer

So hews comming ??? </>

Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?
No bunch of ugly cunts

Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
Erm nothing really ... got a better bike than me i suppose lol

What is the best memory you have of 9?
Jade hmmmm i dunno nothing really

When and where is the next time your gonna see 4?
on the 6th hopefully

Is number 7 pretty?
SALMON .... of course .... all my mates are ... in a ugly kinda way.

What was your first impression of number 8?
Geo ... Quite but yet he wasnt that shy

What do you like most about number 14?
Jim bob .... i luv the fact that hes just as disshounest and skeaming as the teenagers lol

How did you meet 3?
Threw her bro i known him years

Do you think 12 would kill someone?
Scrottom ??? lol

Would 4 ever hurt you?
Tina .... not physicly lol

Is 11 a good friend?
Scottish, yer, a great fucking laugh

How long have you known number 1?
Only about 22 Months but luv her to pieces

Have you ever seen number 1 naked?
No thank god lol

Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
Brad .... he use to but he dumped me lmfao

What is the last thing you did with 6?
Jita ... erm ... sat up the ressevouir with the bikers

If you could give anything to number 1 what would it be?
A bike and a licence lol

Would number 5 and number 13 make a good couple?
Mayy and Brad use to be a luvly couple lol

If number 16 was a crayon, what colour would he be?
Stewy .... green like a weed hacker lol

Have you ever been to 2's house?
yer

Have you ever slept in the same bed as 1?
Nope

When and wheres the next time your see 2?
Later at bently

Are you real close to 10?
Toni.... Gotta luv that bad temperd bitch lol

Have you ever kissed no. 8?
No

Have you ever been to the cinema with 14?
Na

Have you ever been angry with 2?
Nope

Would you ever make a move on 13?!
Fuck no

Do you ever talk to 15?
See him every night at tollgate

Would you ever go out with number 2?
No lol

Is number 16 annoying?
Stew na but he is from greenstead so he nicks things lol

Have you ever fallen out with number 5?
Brad, na, he was angry at me once though because i took the piss lol

What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
Just general shit really lol