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Put off getting a job til August
Escape my house for a week
Get a hip flask
Get accepted to Canterbury College
See my electric guitar again
Fix my acoustic guitar again
Buy new jeans
Use vouchers [2/6]
Buy Teneka's hoodie
Reach 6000 decent songs on iTunes [5792/6000]
Hp piy eoyj bovlo or failFailed.
Survive on £163.47 til June 19th
Buy Lilly's blanket
Learn Pray For Plagues [34/38 bars]
Learn Rawwwrr! [13/15 bars]
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"I just realised i've been holding my penis all the time i've been talking to you.''
"Go on, push" *wobble*
"Lose the face."
"I don't think we should have tied her up..."
"No no wait Jamie, I got one"
*car horn* "Yeah, same."
"Are you two together?" *same time* "Yeah." "No."
"GADGET GADGET GADGET GADGET"
"The ratio that i sleep with boys to girls is a bit one sided"
"I'm bored." "Same." "Let's glue ourselfs together." "Ok."
"I was thinking that instead of carving my christmas turkey this year, I'm going to stick my dick in it and fuck it to buggery."
"YOU'RE GAY, RUN AWAY" *runs away* ... *comes back*
"try explaining this to some random person:
i wake up with a splitting head ache, my left leg is wet, i have a bruised eye, there is a pile of dental floss on the floor, a pair of muddy slippers and broken bracelets everywhere.... a note in my back pocket saying, in MY hand writing addressed to me, to help find my sim card and battery,and an empty carton of orange juice squashed up.... MAN!"
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