(1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

(2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c) After wrecking your boss' car.
d)Your football team loses/wins a big match
e) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
f) When she is using her teeth

(3) Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.

(4) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

(5) If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

(6) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

(7) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

( On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

(9) When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

(10) You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

(11) It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

(12) Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

(13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

(14) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

(15) Women who claim they "love to watch sport" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sport watchers.

(16) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

(17) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both.... that's just mean.

(1 If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

(19) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours... except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

(20) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a)Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

(21) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both urinating, both queuing, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

(22) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

(23) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to do it again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

(24) It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

(25) Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

(26) The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation, end of story

(27)any woman who thinks she is better than u get a pimp slap

1. Full Name: Dylan Adam Tiernan
2. Nicknames: Dildo
3. Birthday:15th July '93
4. Place of Birth:Galway
5. Zodiac Sign:Cancer
6. Feen or Beure: Feen
7. Grade:2nd yr
8. School:Colaiste Einde (endas)
9. Occupation:guud luk
10. Residence: eastside
11. MSN Screen Name: Dylan


__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: dark brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: 8 stone
16. Height: 5' 3" or 4"
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos:no
21. Righty or Lefty:lefty

___Your 'Firsts'____
22. First best friend: Thomas or Richard
23. First Award: gold medal egg nd spoon race sports day 1st class
24. First Sport You Joined: hurlin 4 Liam Mellows bt nt nemor bball all da way
25. First pet: fluffy da white cat
26. First Real Vacation: California '97
27. First Concert: Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Pheonix Park
28. First Love:???


___ Favorites___

29. Movie: American Gangster
30. TV programme: Lost
31. Color: Blue
32. Rapper:The Game
33. Dj: Dj Jazzy Jeff (will smiths dj)
34. Song Right Now: hand on the pump-cypress hill
35. Friends:lots
36. Sweet:free kinder buenos
37. Sport:basketball
38. Restuarant: subway
39. Favorite brand:
40. Shop:easons
41. School Subject: Art
42. Animal:dog
43. Book:gotta b da ould Harry Potter
44. Magazine:Slam
45. Shoes: dunno

___Currently___

46. Feeling:hungry
47. Single or Taken?:single
48. Have a crush:mayb
49. Eating:no
50. Drinking:no
51. Typing:.....wtf?
52. Online:....ya dont say!
53. Listening To: Dj Format-B-boy code ptII ft. Fatski
54. Thinking About: Naked Girls
55. Wanting To: Make a sexy time
56. Watching:computer screen
57. Wearing: fatman pants nd a t-shirt

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?ya
59. Want to be Married?:ya
60. Careers in Mind:sumptin 2 do wit sports
61. Where do you want to live: NYC
62. Car: Ford GT

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Blond or brown
64. Hair length: fairly long...girly hair loik
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurments: C cup
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
70. Short or Tall: round da same as me
71. Easygoing or serious:easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: nt fat bt nt anorexic loik
74. Sensitive or Loud: bothrd
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends on da beor
76. Sweet or Caring: same ting!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: dnt care

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger:ya
79. Got lushed:dnt drink
80. Smoked:ya
81. Ran Away From Home:no
82. Broken a bone:no
83. Got an X-ray:ya
84. Been with someone:ya
85. Broken Someones Heart:dno
86. Broke Up With Someone:ya
87. Cried When Someone Died:ya
88. Cried At School:dno mayb in loik junior infants

___Do You Believe In___

89. God:Kinda
90. Miracles:kinda
91. Love At First sight:y not
92. Ghosts:ya
93. Aliens:kinda
94. Soul Mates:dno
95. Heaven:ya
96. Hell:ya
97. Angels:no
98. Kissing on The First Date: wat kinda date dusnt av a bita tounge?
99. Horoscopes:no

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