one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th classers who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"

bwt me
1. Full Name: Joel samuel Bullis
2. Nicknames/Tagnames:gay boy, ascoli
3. Birthday: 30/03/88
4. Place of Birth: Swansea
5. Current Location: Haverfordwest
6. Male or female: male
7. Grade: college
8. School: pembs college
9. Occupation: Student and sexy bar man
10. Residence:
11. MSN Screen Name: ascoli loves you
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Light brown
13. Hair Length: to Long
14. Eye colour: Hazal
15. Weight: 11
16. Height: 5.11
17. Braces? no
18. Glasses? no
19. Piercings: ear.
20. Tattoos: none yet
21. Righty or Lefty: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: I was 3 how the fuck do you expect me to remember there name
23. First Award: Never got one
24. First Sport You Joined: gymnastics
25. First pet: never had one par a goldfish called duke when i was 11
26. First Real Vacation: LONG story
27. First Concert: Derty vagas
28. First Love: Haley, dont ask me about it

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Back to the future
30. TV programme: simpsons
31. Colour: That one
32. Rapper: PLan B
33. Band: chikinki or cooper temple clause
34. Song Right Now:silence
35. Friend: far too many
36. Sweet: joosters
37. Sport to Play: footie
38. Restaurant: newhere
39. Favourite brand: armarni
40. Store: tescos
41. School Subject: drama
42. Animal: none
43. Book: whats a book
44. Magazine: empire
45. Shoes: addidas

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: Dont have a cruch but i do like a girl
49. Eating: no
50. Drinking: no
51. Typing: No shit sherlock
52. Online?: well i guess so
53. Listening To: the keys on the keyboard
54. thinking about: how stupid the person is who is asking the dumn questions
55. Wanting To: finish this blog thing
56. Watching: The monater
57. Wearing: Cloths shit head, god this is starting to piss me off now but i started so i'll finish

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? i'd like to think so
59. Want to be married? yeah in the distant future
60. Careers in Mind: My currant career, being a star
61. Where do you want to live: In a house

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: dark
64. Hair length: Long
65. Eye colour: aslong as they have nice eyes colour dont matta
66. Measurment: shorter then me
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: ? look up idiot
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: i'm both
73. Fatty or Skinny: ?? just right ok
74. Sensitive or Loud: a good mix of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: well i'm the trouble maker so the other one, to keep me in line

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes lots of times
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: no, i just moved out
82. Broken a bone: yes
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone like as in hooked-up with someone: yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: deffo, is a bad habite of mine like bitting my nails
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: no
88. Cried : yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: no
91. Love At First sight: no
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: yeah, waist of space if its all for us
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: well that kinda gose along with the other
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes, yes, yes,yes, o god yes
99. Horoscopes: nah

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Hey well right now im in Manchester working t a lesure center (very boring)
i have a broken foot which hurts and i got 3 days to get a assiment in so im very rushed off my foot. lol
coming back to manchester just reminds me that i did the wright thing in moving back to pembs. i dont regret moving to manchester in the first place coz there are no wrong things to do becuse even if its a bad experiance you learn so much from it that u use it to better your self. hope you are all good
Joel