Katie:Why are we talking about the clitoris?
Kitty:Where IS the clitoris?!
Hayleh:GET ME A PEN AND PAPER!!!!

Hayleh:Your MUM!!!
Katie:your FACE!!!
Hayleh:YOUR MUMS FACE!!!!!

KT,Kitteh's and Hayleh's PORN STAR NAMES!
Kitty:Kitty Klitoris
Katie:Katie Kock Jockey
Hayleh:Hayley Hump-a-lot

Hayleh indicates thumb war
Caz:No! You're spikey.
Hayleh looks at nails

Chris: I got to go, Beauty Sleep.
Hayleh:Yes you need to re-charge.Your face is melting off.

Hayleh: My hands hurt from doing the dishes.
Bryan: You're such a delicate flower.
Hayleh: How does it feel?
Bryan: How does what feel?
Hayleh: Being punched in the face by a delicate flower.

Mum: Hayley, just give up anime please. You're spending all of your money on it!
Hayleh: Mum, I once gave up anime. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Hayleh: Oh c'mon i'm only a horrid bitch 99% of the time.
Bryan: What are you 1% of the time?
Hayleh: A Power Ranger!

Hayleh and Chris on Dyfrigs floor at 1am with nothing to do
Chris:Hayley...?
Hayleh: Yeahh?
Chris:Choose a letter between A-B
Hayleh: wtf..
Chris + Hayleh: *ROFL*
Chris: Okay choose a letter between A-Z.
Hayleh: erm... Y
Chris:Because I said to.
Hayleh: No! I mean..Y!
Chris:OK Y, Choose a number from 1-9
Hayleh: 9
Chris:Ok, find a 9 letter word beginning with Y
Hayleh: Oh fuck

After reading a Stephen King extract for english
Hayleh: I love Stephen King,man!
Seah: I know, he's amazing!
Hayleh: All Hail Stephen King! *Lifts arms high*
Seah: Are you praising Stephen King?
Hayleh: No, i'm stretching actaully.
Seah + Hayleh *ROFL*

Aunty Wendy: Aww Hayley, bless your cotton socks.
Hayleh: *Russian Accent* My Socks Are Made From Russian Steel,Comrade!

Bearing in mind Seah is talking about a toastie maker
Seah:I love this thing, it's my baby!
Hayleh:Riiiiight.

Dad:Everyone is scum Hayley, like turds. And as we all know, you can't polish a turd.
Hayleh:..but you can roll it in glitter.

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