Chris

woop birthday away with the army.. again ¬_¬

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Über mich

Motto
aka Goose
Ich über mich
Meh really, those that have me on bebo generally know me, so whats the point really :p

But just incase i'm Chris, fondly known as Goose to most, currently studying Mechanical Engineering, whilst working in the wonderful world of Tesco, I also run around with the TA now and then.
Music
Pantera, Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, In Flames to name a few
Mostly rock/metal, but theres not much i really hate
Films
Anything with action really, spaghetti westerns too
Scared Of
not much, spiders creep me out a bit to be honest, mostly when suprised by em.
Happiest When
Playing games and having a laugh with mates
Favourite Quotes
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

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  • Nelson

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

    Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

    Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"

    Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

    Nelson (reading aloud): "'England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?"

    Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."

    Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

    Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke- free working environments."

    Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle."

    Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."

    Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it .......... full speed ahead."

    Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."

    Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please."

    Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."

    Nelson: "What?"

    Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."

    Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

    Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral."

    Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

    Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier- free environment for the differently abled."

    Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."

    Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

    Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

    Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

    Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."

    Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

    Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"

    Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal- aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

    Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

    Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

    Nelson: "We're not?"

    Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

    Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

    Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."

    Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."


    Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"

    Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?"

    Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."

    Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

    Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

    Nelson: "In that case..............................
     . kiss me, Hardy."

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  • Spelling

    Something i stumbled across again lately (seen it before a while back and i'm sure others have too)

    Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

    cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
    phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

    it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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  • Samantha Weir
    luv Samantha Weir

    Well have nearly finished my first year 3 more weeks to go, U still in the TA? x

    2 Wochen her
  • Gavin Gordon
    Gavin Gordon

    fuck ogg i will agc you i am a soon to be stock controll boy you would be well to remember that blanket stacker

    2 Wochen her
  • Gavin Gordon
    Gavin Gordon

    lol i know but since i would be there on the next selection weekend i thought i would put it in writing so you can reminiss

    2 Wochen her
  • Gavin Gordon
    luv Gavin Gordon

    hey lcp lucy how come you never mentioned that name on you cominly used ones tut tut tut

    3 Wochen her
  • Samantha Weir
    luv Samantha Weir

    hiiii stranger how are u hope things going well xxx

    3 Wochen her
  • Colin
    Colin

    heres the link fer that vid i was talkin about enjoy mate
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8McK...

    (adam & joes crystal maze)

    4 Wochen her
  • Pollock
    Pollock

    New series, V... definite potential, and a cast you'll recognise quite a lot of

    5 Wochen her
  • Nicole Mcclure
    Nicole Mcclure

    heeey the plan at the mo for smiths leaving. still is the admiral on waterloo street on saturday , no time meantioned yet but id say 9 would be safe. its a street off of hope street a block or so up from the solid! you should message me your no or something so i can update you on the plan! tell folk to come too dooo it! x

    16 Wochen her
  • Colin
    Colin

    aye defo no chance of gettin rid of me unless somthing big happens like a lottery win or i somehow inherit the powers of jebus lol

    18 Wochen her
  • Colin
    Colin

    aye it was a piece of piss mate far too easy if u ask me but still a gd laugh alot of new gd mates made there.

    19 Wochen her
  • Pollock
    Pollock

    Dude, the memory stick you gave me had a virus on it - better scan your system!

    20 Wochen her
  • Pollock
    Pollock

    Yeah its been a while man. I'm working evenings and shit so much & I'm never sure when you're gonna be working first thing in the morning or away in a convoy somewhere :P

    Still not started doing anything for the Challenge, and seeing as I only just twigged its less than 3 months away I'm thinkin thats a bit daft of me :L

    20 Wochen her
  • Anne McCormack
    luv Anne McCormack

    Hey hey how come you never asked me to come on wednesday am i to slow for you? ill beat brian anyway! lol

    20 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    Aye, I think it's still in beta, but there's plenty of keys available, I think I've got a spare key somewhere so I'll look it out when I get home (working fair monday ffs!)

    21 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    Aye, they really should ¬_¬

    Check out BF heroes, I still barely game, but BF heroes rocks, it's really good for just picking up and playing for an hour or two when you've got nothing better to do. It's level based, but it's easy enough to level up with minimal play time :)

    21 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    Aye, that's how I see it, the powers that be know I'm eager to learn etc. they're not paying me much and I'm bringing in more money than some who are getting paid a few thousand more than me so they'll probably keep me for the time being.

    I had flu like symptoms for about 2 weeks and stuggled to get out of bed so NHS 24 suggested I got tested which was fun and resulted in a few days off work :)

    You been playing battlefield heroes at all? I'm pretty much addicted to it at the moment :D

    21 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    We'd need to keep you stalked up with 'bru etc. if you go :)

    tbh I don't feel too insecure about my job as I do so many different things and they're actually willing to shell out to send me on a one day training course next month (a CISCO VoIP course) , then again the person who laid off was in purchasing which is kinda an essential role so who knows :|

    I spent a good few hours updating my CV earlier this month (was off work after being tested for swine flu :D ), but I've yet to actually find anything worth applying for :(

    21 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    I still want my LAW ¬_¬

    Yeah, I know what you mean about training up for something then getting a chance to do it, if you're going to do a tour make sure you have a decent night out first so we can get you wasted :D and make sure your BFPO addy is known :)

    Ouch! Those statistics aren't encouraging :( I've been checking the job centre site every so often and there's been about half a dozen IT jobs max every time I've checked which also isn't too encouraging :|. My work laid off their first member of staff in 30 years last month so I don't feel too secure in my job although I don't think I'll be the first to go :|

    21 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    Yeah, I think the last time we spoke was on my birthday which was 6 months ago O_o. I remembered you done some sort of HNC, just don't remember anything about an apprenticeship, good luck with that, it certainly sounds better than tesco or the 'stan :|.

    I know what you mean about there being fuck all jobs about just now, I really want to move on to a better job, get a decent wage that will allow me to move out and get my own place, but I can't see that happening for a while :(

    21 Wochen her
  • Carson
    Carson

    What apprenticeship thingy?

    Aye, give us a shout if you're doing paintballing, I'm sure I'll be up for that although I think I'll be away the first 2 weeks of next month.

    21 Wochen her