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Your dugs got tits and I like tae get stabby wae knives!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building!

Hey briefcase boy...your shoes are shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIVERSIDE MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

You should visit this website...it will instantly cheer you up www.failblog.org

Come to Pub Golf in Cumnock 29/12/09. Unless yer feert o brutally destroying your liver :D

I'm Lynsey and I'm only wee but I will rock your world. Trust me :)

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LOVE <3
Family and friends, long hair, false eyelashes, nerd glasses, sky +, losing weight, money, mad dog, red wine, sailor jerry, sexytime, hxc gigs, dance music, hot men, edinburgh, gossip, mcdonalds, good kissers, fucking good kissers, that feeling :) , being single, poppy and brandy, WWE, fake tan
HATE :@
Dan fae HBOS you are indeed HBAWS!, when people talk to my breasts not my face, rude people in general, dirty old bastards aka john wae his large teas in mcds-boke, jedward-dont even get me started, drunken texting-jist naw dont do it ever it is NEVER a good idea, things costing so damn much, bad kissers-whenever was licking or eating my face acceptable?
I mean...
... he gets lassies and disny even try tae shag them, whits aw that aboot?
Fuck mars bars a man a day keeps doctor away :D
Chace Crawford, Michael Buble, Jack O'Connell, Olly Murs, Josh Farro, Stephen Moyer, Taylor Lautner
DANIELLE
Pure dafty but I love and miss her 2 bits now shes in Gala and I'm back at uni!Helps me though the ups and the downs and for that I'm forever grateful LOVE U MAN!!!

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  • What have you done in 2009...

    lost a friend?
    dont think so

    had your heart broken
    kinda

    had a stalker?
    hope not

    done something you've regretted?
    haha if ur druk it disny count right?but yes alot of things iv regretted

    lost someone?
    physically wae them aw moving away :(

    dated a co-worker?
    hahaha...

    dated your boss's daughter/son?
    she's 2 so eh naw

    got fired from your job?
    ha no way

    cut class?
    cuppla times

    were involved in something you'll never forget?
    aye lol

    visited a differen country?
    just england :(

    cooked a gross meal?
    am a masterchef mate

    tripped over a coffee table?
    naw but tripped over loadsa other stuff

    dyed your hair?
    ha 2 many times

    came close to losing your life?
    yessers unfortunately

    went to a party?
    u ken who ur talkin 2

    read a great book?
    aye a few

    saw one of your favourites bands/artists?
    a day to remember n blur best ever!!!!!!!!!!

    saw someone famous in person?
    just folk fae bands,prime miniser pakistan,frankie boyle(shit guy)

    did you meet anyone special?
    to be honest nah no really

    did you fall in love?
    nope :(

    do you like someone just now?
    probably not

    2009: Friends and Enemies.

    did you meet any new friends this year?
    few

    did/does anyone dislike you?
    ha probably dae i care?DAE.I.FUCK

    did you make any new enemies?
    MHMMM

    did you resolve any fights?
    fuck naw

    who was your closest friend?
    all of them have been great this year

    did you grow apart from anyone?
    aye

    do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendship?
    a few yes

    2OO9 : All about YOU!

    did you change atall this year?
    ten fold

    did you get your hair cut?
    went fae red tae white blond tae brunette so aye

    did you change your style?
    aye amno as scene i suppose took out most of my piercings

    were you in school?
    uni

    did you have a job?
    maccy d's and on placement doin radiography at uni

    did you drive?
    the shitty micra u cud crap open wae a tin opener

    did you own a car?
    co-owned

    did anyone close to you give birth?
    no

    did you move atall?
    jus between logan and edinburgh

    did you go on any vacations?
    blackpool on may-pleasure beach is shit :L

    wohmmmm

    2009 : Wrap up?

    is 2009 a good year?
    no hud a gid year fae 2006

    do you think 2010 will be better than 2009?
    if it isny id be as well hanging myself off he viaduct

    i confess that in 2009 i .....

    made out in/on a car?
    yes

    kissed in the snow?
    no

    kissed in the rain?
    yup

    broke someone elses heart?
    doubtful

    mooned somone ?
    no

    went over the minutes on your cell phone ?
    yup

    had a good relationship with someone?
    nope

    came out of the closet?
    ha no

    gotten pregnant?
    .

    had an abortion?
    gid questions-least ever...

    done something you've regretted?
    everything i would re-do over and over again

    kissed under mistletoe?
    nope

    OTHER
    painted a picture?
    draw aye

    wrote a poem?
    sorta

    posted a blog on myspace?
    no since january

    got drunk?
    ha biggest part of my problems

    smoked weed?
    yes wae rosie lol we wurny stoned

    cut in a line of waiting people?
    aye

    told someone you were busy when you weren't?
    yup

    partied to celebrate the new year?
    iworked last new year-thta wis gid

    lost something/someone important to you?
    yup

    lied about how old you are?
    nah i have enough bother convincing folk am 21

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  • coz am no bored

    What is on your bed right now?
    megan fox, lube and an array of ann summers sex toys lol na my duvet cover pillows, blanket and pack of sailor jerry cards

    When was the last time you threw up?
    lesleys flat warming

    Name 5 people who made you smile today?
    michael,ross,chris,maria,seonad

    What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
    singing christmas songs wae michael in his bed

    What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
    on here fannying about n watchin x factor

    Have you ever been to another country?
    yes

    What is the last thing you said aloud?
    what the fuck miley cyrus-fuck off

    What is the best ice cream flavor?
    mint choc chip

    What was the last thing you had to drink?
    coke

    What was the last thing you ate?
    nachos

    Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
    yep new xmas dress fae river island wore it last nite :D

    When was the last time you ran?
    2day

    What's the last sporting event you watched?
    liverpoll vs everton game-tht boy will be gettin his erse kicked for that own goal btw

    If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
    dubai

    Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on bebo?
    bizz i hink

    Ever go camping?
    just at festivals really

    Do you have a tan?
    aye but its fake eh

    Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
    my soul

    Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
    :)

    Do you drink your soda from a straw?
    sumtimes

    What did your last text message say?
    i thought u were into that?lol.did you go up 2 paps?Xxx

    Are you someone's best friend?
    am every1s best pal :D LIES!!!

    What are you doing tomorrow?
    going to placement and dying a little more inside

    why are possessions suddenly important?
    coz they're fucking MINE!!!

    Where is your mum right now?
    home id imagine dont live with her so

    Look to your left, what do you see?
    bookcase and chris and seonad

    What do you think of when you think of Australia?
    never fancied it myself dont know why.think i think of fosters and crocodile dundee

    Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
    aye.

    Do you have any friends on bebo that you actually hate?
    probably

    Do you have a dog?
    2 brandy n poppy

    Last person you talked to on the phone?
    my papa

    Any plans today?
    recover then go to my training

    Are you happy?
    totter along day to day.drink still tastes the same

    Where are you right now?
    in my living room

    Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
    placement,money,boys loads really

    Last song listened to?
    sum pish george michael is singing boot jesus coming tae stay-i wish hed stay at ma bit

    Last movie you saw?
    fight club

    Are you allergic to anything
    pollen,five alive,bullshit

    Do any of your friends have children?
    yes

    Do you hate anyone right now?
    oh aye

    Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
    everyday

    How many kids do you want when you're older?
    2

    How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
    22 :O

    How did u get one of your scars?
    burned my arm on filet steamer et work its a doozy il tell ye

    If you could have any pizza in the world... What pizza would you have?
    meat feast stuffed crust

    Click the online button on your Top Friends, Who is the 3rd person online?
    coz i can be arsed dain that-MOVE!

    Look to the right of you screen, what doest the add say?
    PACK MORE DRAMA INTO YOUR WEEKEND BREAK.does this mean get to ann summers n buy a shit load of anal beads?

    Do you know any one who lives in California?
    arnold schwarzeneggar and some guy called tom cruise

    Have you ever thought of going over 100 miles just to meet someone?
    yep never utilises tho n if it did it prob wudnt be worth it

    What is usually the first thing you think of when you wake up?
    i dont wana get up and i need tae pee

    Who do you want to be online when you get online?
    cudny care less tbh

    Why did you get your bebo?
    made it just after my 18th birthday

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  • hungover quizzes make the day better!

    1.What is your name? Lynsey Thom
    2.Are you comfortable with answering personal questions? indeed
    3.Are you currently happy? ehm aye i suppose :S
    4.Who did you last fight with? my baby portrait i glesga kissed it tryin tae put off my room light steamin!!!!Dont remember tha
    5.Why did you apologise to the last person you did? Coz I thought I'd ruined their night :(
    6.What does your 29th message in your inbox say? where the fuck r uz???????????
    7.Do you regret doing anything this week? just living in general really
    8.What were you doing at 11pm last night? i dont even ken!!!!was steamin
    9.Was your last kiss a mistake? em kinda but at same time no really
    10.If you could have anything right now, what would it be? dress i want fae river island n loadsa money
    11.Do you believe in second chances? situation dependant
    12.Why did you cry last? would rather no say too personal
    13.When was the last time you smiled? when poppy dragged her arse along the carpet
    14.Have you had more than one bf/gf in the past year? no
    15.Have you ever got in a car with people you just met? taxi drivers
    16.What annoys you the most? folk that judge me before they ken wit am like
    17.Would you take someone back if they cheated on you? never they'll do it again
    18.Have you ever been in trouble with the police? nuhin serious
    19.Have you ever worn pjs to school? naw
    20.What song are you currently listening to? Sidney Samson-RIVERSIDE MOTHAFUCKA!
    21.Do you swear at your parents?aye
    22.Do you know anyone who is pregnant? yesses
    23.What is the nicest txt in your inbox? you looked really good last nite
    24.Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything? five alive,if i eat 2 many kiwis
    25.Did you kiss or hug anyone today?my grans n papas-pure coffin shagger
    26.Have you ever thrown up because of alcohol? nearly did today
    27.Have you kissed anyone in your top friends? em...aye i have actually lol
    28.How many people have you liked? ehm no many tbh but when i fall its hard :(
    29.What time did you go to bed last night? dnt even remember gettin tae my bed :(
    30.What time were you up this morning?on n off fae 7am def up at 9am
    31.Have you met someone who has changed your life? yes
    32.List all your contacts under 'A' in your phone.albert alex allan ally andrew andy
    33.Have you ever had a rumour spread about you?Aye :L :L :L
    34.Are you keeping a secret from the world that could destroy a friendship? many
    35.Have you ever betrayed a friend? id like to hope i hadnt but theres every chance
    36.Have you ever been grounded? What for? just once 4 cumin hame an hour late fae killie pictures :D
    37.What means the most to you in the whole entire world?family & pals
    38.Will you have a bf/gf in two months time? well probably no
    39.Have you ever smoked a cigarette? ayep
    40.Have you ever been caught 'doing something?' hahaha a couple o times.once in a taxi :L
    41.Do you think alot of people think bad things about you? aye but they can hink wit they want am past caring
    42.Have you ever snuck out? nah
    43.Have you ever dated someone twice? never been on a date :(
    44.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? michael mallon-tit
    45.Name something really bad that happened last year-how long huv ye got?
    46.Is this year going to be a good one? well it cani be any worse than the past 2 tbh

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  • Craig Campbell
    Craig Campbell

    TRUE.........Biggest lie ever!
    I wiz talkin aboot where I stayed in whit u call Haimheed, when it is clearly called Holmhead! Fool :L :L xx

    Il y a 39 minutes
  • Ali Kelly
    luv Ali Kelly

    I know ill look out for it myself!!!
    I just hope no-one has bought the same 1 :S :L
    I was fine wasnt too drunk!!!
    But enjoyed a lazy sunday anyway!!!
    U goin to Robbies on Sat?
    xAx

    Il y a 19 heures
  • Ali Kelly
    Ali Kelly

    Cant believe ur a man hat loser!!
    Im gutted tbh!!!
    Were u ruff?
    xAx

    Il y a 1 jour
  • Bad Santa
    Bad Santa

    Fuck knws killie or ayr a hnk dunno wat yet! Lol x x x

    Il y a 2 jours via Mobile
  • Bad Santa
    Bad Santa

    Sum1s dreeeeeamingggg :DD x x x

    Il y a 2 jours via Mobile
  • Bad Santa
    Bad Santa

    Ud luv me 2 wouldnt ya :P x x x

    Il y a 2 jours via Mobile
  • Bad Santa
    Bad Santa

    Eat meh 8) :DD ;) x x x x x x3

    Il y a 2 jours via Mobile
  • Aaron Mcgregor
    Aaron Mcgregor

    ho do dear :D hows u??

    u home fur crimbo??:D

    u been up tae much ya maddie xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 2 jours
  • Prince Charming
    luv Prince Charming

    am workin :( cunny even get the day aff :(

    x x x

    Il y a 5 jours
  • Prince Charming
    luv Prince Charming

    Aye well if its no thn a expect u there :L X x x

    Il y a 5 jours via Mobile
  • Robbie
    luv Robbie

    Its no its 9 lol but Aye a ken n were no aw gonna be gaga :) good times . . . If only bebo had that smiley haha. Well no on the night o ma party lol but al be out xmas eve for definate no been to the thursday club in months so al be makin a cum back on the karaoke :-D and al also be absolutely mongd good fukin times lol x x x x x

    Il y a 6 jours via Mobile
  • Prince Charming
    Prince Charming

    well u normally do that ursel :L

    so al jst need tae walk in when ur jst about there :) :L :L

    x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Prince Charming
    Prince Charming

    sure they wid, n if ye dnt get yr ass in gear n find me a stripper they are gawna :D :L

    x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Prince Charming
    Prince Charming

    well ye btr gt owt n meet sum !! if no ul huv tae dae it yersel :D :L

    x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Prince Charming
    Prince Charming

    naw naw tht will do just fine :D
    see if a dnt gt a stripper fr ma birthday ur in fur it btw :L

    holy fuk btw, av niver seen u get so angry :L :L

    x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Prince Charming
    Prince Charming

    eh aye a did! lol

    n a wiz lyk OMG! did she just say that?! lol
    nah a had a giggle

    n ul need tae go get sumhin else coz a got that last year :(

    x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Aaron Mcgregor
    Aaron Mcgregor

    its a japs eye!! :L :L


    ll wit u been up tae xxxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Aaron Mcgregor
    Aaron Mcgregor

    chopped dies his pubes ginger !!:D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Aaron Mcgregor
    Aaron Mcgregor

    P.s another gay man :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Prince Charming
    luv Prince Charming

    just you listen tae me okay!

    uv got a drink problem and i'm willing to help you but only if you will help urself aswell :L :L
    n tht jako hink, SICK lol

    ye been shoppin fur ma prezzie yit?? :D

    x x x

    Il y a 2 semaines