# Take 24 boxes of condoms and put them in peoples trolleys when they arent looking

# Set off all alarm clocks to go off at 5min intervals

# Leave a trail of tomato juice leading to restrooms

# Walk up to an employee and say in an official tone "code 3 in housewares" and see what happens

# Go to service desk and ask to put a packet of m&ms on lay-buy

# Move a caution wet floor sign to a carpeted area

# set up a tent in the camping department and tell other customers that u will invite them in if they'll bring pillows

# when a staff member offers u assisstance cry and ask "why wont u people just leave me alone?"

# look right into a security camera and use it as a mirror and start picking ur nose

# when in the gun department ask the clerk where the antidepressants are

# dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme

# in the auto department start practising ur 'Madonna look' using different sized funnels

# hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through yell out "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

# when an announcement comes out over the speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its those voices again!"

# walk into a fitting room and after a while yell out very loudly "there is no toilet paper in here!"

Allow me to walk the valley of death alone.
Let me talk to the shadows that follow me home.
I'm going to fall off the face of society,
Just so I can stop what you all are doing to me.
I just need my head to quit spinning.
So maybe I can stop the world from winning.
I knew it was over before it started.
My heart has always been painfully carted,
Like it's just a prostitute on the corner.
Of course, I could have played harder,
Instead of being the whore I am.
Just fuck off, leave me alone because I just don't give a damn.

As you look upon me now,
Tell me, what do you see?
Do you see me as you did
So very long ago?

Like an old doll, loved until
You were tired of me,
Then cast aside? Put in
A box and forgotten about?

Is that how you see me now?
Or have you no memory of me?
Would you care if I died just now,
Or would you walk away without a second glance?

Such as that old doll, I have
Been discovered once again.
Will you let me stay now,
Or will I be shoved back into that cold, dark box?

With hair tousled and
Raggedy old clothes,
I feel like a stray dog.
Is that what you wanted?

Just throw me back in this box to stay.
I don't mind spending my time here,
Where my memory of you
Will surely disintegrate with time.

You needn't worry,
This old doll shall survive.
She'll comb her hair and wait
to be unearthed again by someone new.