What’s Your Stereotype?

•HIGH CLASS:•
__________
•[] You go/have gone tanning.
•[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
•[] You love Starbucks.
•[] You have been called a brat.
•[x] You have tons of shoes.
•[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
•[} You have a laptop.
•[] You love shopping/ buying things.

TOTAL :1


•GOTHIC:•
_________
•[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[] You wear chains.
•[x] You like heavy metal.
•[] You've shopped at hot topic
•[] You have worn black lipstick
•[] You have/had piercings.
•[] You have/had a pair of Tripp pants
•[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.

TOTAL :3

•PUNK•
________
•[x] You can skateboard.
•[x] You like plaid.
•[x] You have Converse or vans
•[] You hate mtv.
•[] You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair
•[x] You love Mohawks
•[x] You LOVE Music.
•[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not

TOTAL :6


•EMO:•
______
•[] You are depressed sometimes.
•[] You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses.
•[] You cry easily.
•[x] You like emo music
•[] You've kept a journal/diary.
•[] You have written a sad song.
•[] You have dyed your hair black
•[] You're sad when you're drunk

TOTAL :1

•GHETTO:•
________
•[x] You like rap.
•[x] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[] You have had a free styling contest
•[] You've said the N word to a black person and didn’t get hit
•[] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
•[] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•[] you know all the words to 5 or more rap songs
•[x] you listen to songs from notorious b.i.g,tupac,ect

TOTAL :2

•HARDCORE:•
___________
•[x] You like loud music.
•[] You know the ninja turtles are GAY!!!!!!
•[x] You have slip-on shoes.
•[] You like Norma Jean.
•[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[] You love to "hardcore" dance
•[] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot.

TOTAL :4

•PREP:•
_______
•[] You like or LOVE the OC
•[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
•[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[x] You like buying shoes A LOT.
•[] You shop at Hollister,AE ,and/or Abercrombie
•[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[] You have big sunglasses.
•[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect

TOTAL :1

•ATHLETIC:•
__________
•[] You watch the Super bowl.
•[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
•[] You own jerseys.
•[] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[] You belong/belonged to a team.
•[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.

TOTAL :1

•SCENE GIRL:• (girls answer only)
_______
•[] You like putting little bows in your hair
•[] You have/had at least one mini-skirt.
•[] You have parted your hair to the side.
•[] You think polka-dots are cute.
•[] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[] You've been called scene
•[] You have dyed your hair a bright, neon color
•[] You like pink or purple
•[] You have a cell phone

TOTAL :

•JUGGALO/JUGGALETTE•
___________________
•[] Love/Like Psychopathic records artists
•[x] Down with the Clown
•[x] Are not afraid of Clownz
•[] Know all 6 Joker Cards and what they stand for
•[] Know what the DARK CARNIVAL IS BITCH!
•[x] Motha Fackoooosss
•[] Outcast (Don't fit in)
•[] Feminem (fuck yea!!!)

TOTAL:3


•REDNECK:•
__________
•[] Gone four wheeling
•[] Went hunting.
•[] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.
•[] Like to go fishing.
•[] Eat beef jerky sometimes
•[] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[] Listened to the son

BOOM! John dodged the grenade with great skill as he was a ninja master and got 12th place in the pro eva badmington championships and he could eat a pepperami in a onner, the person who threw the grenade was the great sooky sooky warrior Soodma fightalot who killed John Fighters dad with a table leg and John has been out for revenge ever since

John Fighter lived on a remote island in Kilwinning with his wife Mad Senga who walked abotu shoutin quavers and hooverin everyhin up wif henry the hoover and his son Bouncy who was the captian of the new cumnock netball thugs and his other son kneecaps who had five knuckles so he got LINDA tatooed on it and he seen titanic 2 on pirate copy from Ian Emotion up teh road.

John Fighter was that solid he killed his mum and dad when he was minus three years old and he walked about fucking peanuts off oosma uppercut's face and nothing happened cause they aren't acually nuts theyre legumes. And John Fighter is that solid he got a type of egg named after him/

One day John fighter was hanging outside the spar case that's wht maybole troops dae and a wee boy asked him to go in and get hiom three freddo's a packet a tangfastic and John Fighter thought that was too big of a cary out so he brok the wee boys neck in thirteen different places and the wee boys big cuz came down wae a COLT and shot at John Fighter but then John caught the bullets inbeetween his eyelids and walked up and smashe dthe boiz big cousin and then the boiz mum killed herself because she couldn't handle it because she just lost her husbad two weeks before that due to a dept that couldn't be payed by the patna mafia.

John Fighter was a big Abba fan and his auntie Linda always told him he looked like the guy wae the beard so he kille dhis aunty wif his keychain and spat on her body then couldn't sleep for a month because of what he did.

one time John Fighter looked up Google on Google and created a parrarlel universe where folk eat beyblades and play wif cheesestrings and the windows tan u in>

when John Fighter was nine years old he got in teh magners book of world records for bootin fuck out fences with mizuno guttys on and little did he know sum wee cutn fae tarbolton beat him by two by jist wearing sports socks sa he went up to tarbolton with his fleet who were (big johnny two rings, wee cutn fae new cumnock that got the top score in the punching macine in teh goldy and even beat the bouncer, John Fighter's unknown brother who was called "sean shins" and his mum) and smashed fuck out the tarbolton fleets windows wif roses tins but then seconds later teh tarbolton fleet came rouncd the corner wae super soakers filled wae pish sa John Fighter and his fleet bolted tae fuck intae the car wash and sean shins melted cause fo the wax


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Troy Fleet v.s Your Gran !

hahahahahahahaha ppl l be thinkin this is just a funny story but the truth is this is ross's folio pcc

but mate see last week

john fighter went 2 buy a twix at the venddy just roon near nadas bit cos nada had thrown it out n it gave him out a packet of scittles n jf is alerjicc tae all rid n yelloee hings so whats the point in skittles for him so instead a tastin the rainbow he used his maser judi chib skills n decomposed it. we then went about diving into nadas shop he lifted nada by his pakki beard n threw him through his wall nada was then lying next to the crungled vendii n was shouting some hebrew ashwin shit about rhamadahd so john picked him up n forced him throgh the pount slot n nada got stuck in the wee twisty things that hold the munchies n jf pressed 666 on the key pad n it stuck in nadas paki dot n twisted itself in then nada went into the shop n bumped 2 bottles a buckfast 4 of aftershock n 3 frosty jack bottles a toblerone some black gloves n a twix cos he wanted one all along he then drank all the booze n eat one of the twix bits n couldny be fucked eatin the other n swaggerd in

You MUST read them out loud) :

1)That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2)Are you harboring a fugitive?.. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3)See me ASAP............................. Kum Hia Nao
4)Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5)Small Horse ............... ............... Tai Ni Po Ni
6)Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7)I bumped into a coffee table .... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9)It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10)I thought you were on a diet ... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11)This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12)Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13)Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14)He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15)Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16)Great ................................. Fa Kin Su Pah