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Green Day, AC/DC, Arch Enemy, Arctic monkeys, Aslan, Babyshambles, The Libertines, Bauhaus, Blizzards, Blink 182, Rihanna, Bon Jovi, Bullet for my Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Korn, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, A-ha, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, Guns n roses, Kanye West, Eric Clapton, Feeder, Foo Fighters, The Frames, Razorlight, Evanescence, HIM, Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Joy Division, The Cure, Katy Perry, Killers, Kings of Leon, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Muse, MCR, Nightwish, Tarja, Oasis, Paramore, Nirvana, Pink, Radiohead, The Clash, The Ramones, Red hot chilli peppers, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Republic of loose, The Script, System of a down, Slayer, Soulja Boy, Thin Lizzy, The Undertones, Snow Patrol, Timbaland, Dizzee Rascal, The Strokes, Smashing pumpkins, U2, Velvet underground, Rammstein, Iron maiden, KMFDM, Lady Gaga, Scooter, Patrick Jumpen, 50 cent...lots more
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#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Ross O Carroll Kelly
Is a legend roysh
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Poker (even though I suck), rugby, GAA, Moto GP, cycling
Scared of
Nuns
Loves
My friends, my family, people in general, big sunglasses, rugby, 80s music, pretty dresses, coffee, mojitos, stillettos (stilts for me), colourful eyeliner, converse, GAA, anarchy, parties, neon stuff, Halloween, Japanese food, open mindedness, solidarity, Ross O Carroll Kelly, texting, holidays, when I'm falling asleep and it's raining outside, chatting to random people, political satire, chaos, tic tacs
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Mean people, sluts, fakes, overrated soccer players (most of them are), miller, the government, racism, hate, being lonely, boredom, Twilight, tests, the Irish language, the recession, being sick, corruption

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  • YO MOMMA!!!

    Yo Momma so fat...
    - her nickname is damn
    - she got baptised at seaworld
    - when she goez outside wearing a yellow coat
    people shout "taxi"
    - when she stepped on the weighing scale
    it read "to be continued"
    - when she jumped up she got stuck
    - she wakes up in sections
    - when she stepped on the weighing scale
    it said "one at a time please"
    - when she has sex she has to give directions
    - even her clothes hav stretch marks
    - she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
    - she uses a tree as a toothpick
    - she uses a matress as a tampon
    - weather stations assign names to her farts
    - when she went out wearing high heelz
    she came back wearing flip-flops
    - she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
    - when she looked out the window she got caught for mooning
    - when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks
    - when she farted she caused hurricane Katrina
    - i tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas
    - i had to roll over twice to get off her
    - when she tried to get up she rocked herself to sleep
    - when she goes to the cinema she has to sit in the aisle
    - when she gets cut gravy pours out
    - when she jumped into the ocean,
    the whales started singing "we are family"
    - her belt size is the equator

    Yo Momma so stupid...
    - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
    - she tripped over a wireless phone
    - she brings crabs to the beach
    - when you stand beside her you can hear the ocean

    Yo Momma so bald...
    - you can see what"s on her mind
    - when she had a shower she got brain-washed

    Yo Momma so nasty...
    - your father has to bring her to work
    so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye
    - when she gets in the bath the water jumps out
    - when we had phone sex she gave me an ear infection

    Yo Momma so tall...
    - when she did a back flip she hit jesus in the mouth
    - she hit her head off the moon
    - when she goes to the cinema
    she has to sit in the back

    Yo Momma so old...
    - when i told her to act her own age she died
    - she was in Jesus" yearbook
    - she sat beside Jesus in the third grade
    - when God said let there be light she hit the switch

    Yo Momma so small...
    - you can see her feet on her drivers license
    - she has to stand at the front for photos
    - she jumped off a kurb to commit suicide
    - she goes hand-gliding on a dorito

    Yo Momma so skinny...
    - when she turns to the side she disappears
    - she hoolahoops with a cheerio

    Yo Momma head so small...
    - she uses a teabag as a pillow

    Yo Momma so poor...
    - when i saw her kicking a can down the street,
    i asked what was she doing and she said "moving"

    Yo Momma so hairy...
    - she has afros on her nipples
    - you were born with rugburn

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    AN OLD FARMER WALKED INTO AN ATTORNEY'S OFFICE WANTING TO FILE A DIVORCE...
    THE ATTORNEY ASK, "MAY I HELP YOU?"
    THE FARMER SAID, "YES, I WANT TO GET ONE OF THOSE DAY-VORCES.."
    ATTORNEY......"WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY GROUNDS?"
    FARMER......"YES, I GOT ABOUT 140 ACRES."
    ATTORNEY......"NO...YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, DO YOU HAVE A CASE?"
    FARMER......"NO, I DON'T HAVE A CASE, I HAVE A JOHN DEERE."
    ATTORNEY......."NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND....I MEAN DO YOU HAVE A GRUDGE?"
    FARMER......."YA, I GOT A GRUDGE....THAT'S WHERE I PARK MY JOHN DEERE."
    ATTORNEY......"NO SIR, I MEAN DO YOU HAVE A SUIT.?"
    FARMER......"YES SIR....I GOT A SUIT...I WEAR IT TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS'."
    ATTORNEY....."WELL SIR, DOES YOUR WIFE BEAT YOU UP OR SOMETHING?"
    FARMER....."NO SIR, WE BOTH GET UP AT 4:30 a.m."
    ATTORNEY......"WELL, IS SHE A NAGGER OR SOMETHING?"
    FARMER....."NO, SHE IS A LITTLE WHITE GIRL.....BUT OUR LAST CHILD WAS BLACK...AND THAT'S WHY I WANT THIS DAY-VORCE

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  • ????????????????????????

    1.Band/ Artist: Thin Lizzy :D

    2. Are you male or female: She Knows

    3. Describe yourself: Dancing in the moonlight

    4. How do some people feel about you: Soldier of fortune

    5. How do you feel about yourself: Borderline

    6. Ex boyfriends/girlfriend: Still in love with you

    7. Current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Baby drives me crazy

    8. Describe where you want to be: Hollywood

    9. Describe where you live: Dublin

    10. Describe how you live: For those who love to live

    11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Whiskey in the jar

    12. Share a few words of Wisdom: Fight or fall

    13. Any general advice: Don't believe a word

    14. Share a favorite pickup line: Do anything you want to

    15. And if that one doesn't work: S&M

    16. Now say goodbye: Sha la la :L :L :L

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WHAT IS THIS?? A CENTRE FOR ANTS?? How can you expect us to teach children to learn to read good, if they can't even fit inside the building...the centre has to be at least...*thinking*...three times bigger than this!!

After Obama's election they made him speak from behind bulletproof glass. That just proves how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

Mmmm!... These Korean Meatballs Really are the Dogs Bollocks!

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I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Name :   Clara Wolfe
Nick Name :   Wolfie, Wolfe, Claz, Clatter, hay head, Cleo
Birthdate :   30/4/92
Birthplace:   Earnville hospital
Current Location:   Over there *points*
Eye Color:   Green
Hair Color:   Dark brown
Height:   5'2
Weight:   110ibls
Piercings:   Not yet
Tatoos:   Not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   No
Vehicle:   Mo rothar
Overused Phrase:   Opinion noted now fuck off!!!
FAVORITES
Food:   Japanese
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Any/Chasers/Wagamamas
Candy:   Strawberry cables
Number:   8
Color:   Black
Animal:   Wolf (what do you expect?)
Drink:   Irish coffee
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Face
Perfume:   Burberry weekend
TV Show:   Gossip girl
Music Album:   Green day's old ones
Movie:   Zoolander
Actor/Actress:   Will Farell
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   They are the same thing! wake up people!!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Hillbillys...
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Both
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both
Love or Money:   Love...I can rob a bank later
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Now
Most Missed Memory:   Too many
Best phyiscal feature:   Appearently my legs...
First Thought Waking Up:   My bed is the bomb
Ambition:   Local politician
Weakness:   Always want coffee...ALWAYS!!!
Fears:   Needles
Longest relationship:   4 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No
Ever been beaten up:   Kinda
Ever beaten someone up:   Kinda
Ever Shoplifted:   Ya...I hurt my back though shops are heavy!
Ever Skinny Dipped:   On the to do list
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Ya
Been Dumped Lately:   No
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Don't mind
Favorite Hair Color:   Don't mind
Short or Long:   Don't mind
Height:   Not too small
Style:   Daycent
Looks or Personality:   Personality...but must be goodlooking
Hot or Cute   Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Inbetween
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Finland, Japan
How do you want to Die:   While on a canoe trip
Been to the Mall Lately:   It's called a shopping centre foool!
Get along with your Parents:   Depends
Health Freak:   Butter up that bacon, bacon up that sausage...LOL
Do you think your Attractive:   No
Believe in Yourself:   Nope Clara doesn't exist
Want to go to College:   Ya
Do you Smoke:   Not any more :D
Do you Drink:   Ya
Shower Daily:   Ya
Been in Love:   Ya I Iove my ipod
Do you Sing:   Yes but not very well
Want to get Married:   Dunno
Do you want Children:   Dunno
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   90 to a 60 year old gigalo :P
Hate anyone:   Yup...the government
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The Anarcho-Capitalistic State of Westside Wolfielan is represented by Tyrant .Wolfe.. This country has adopted a free election process which allows each citizen to vote freely for whatever type of representation they feel appropriate. Upon the birth of each new child, a multi-function processor is implanted in the child's brain which provides each citizen with 100% of all new information experienced by said child. All citizens are afforded the right to free health care and the medical community frequently sponsors seminars on healthy living and dieting.

Crime is non-existent due to the constant vigilance of a well organized policing force which exclusively uses capital punishment against all violators of the law. This country is very well protected by a military force of highly specialized individuals working through a highly bureaucratic system. Any religion is tolerated as long as no one individual's religious views inhibit the complete free will of another citizen. In Westside Wolfielan, learning is held to the highest of virtues and any citizen may take free classes to further their education.

Greenpeace has just been given control of over all environmental decisions made by the government. This country's economic system is completely run by corporations working in the free market and, subsequently, only the CEO's of large corporations are eligible to hold public office, and citizens of Westside Wolfielan enjoy any freedom they deem appropriate, given it does not infringe upon the freedoms of any other citizen or offend any other citizen in practice.

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Angela Nathalie Gossow (born November 5, 1974 in Cologne, Germany) is a death metal vocalist from Cologne, Germany. She currently fronts Swedish band Arch Enemy. Her previous bands include Asmodina and Mistress. She is one of the few successful female metal singers to use growling as her primary singing style. Her main influences are Jeff Walker, David Vincent, Chuck Billy, John Tardy, Chuck Schuldiner of Death, Dave Mustaine of Megadeth and Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Gossow joined Arch Enemy in November of 2000, after former lead singer Johan Liiva was removed from the band. She had previously interviewed guitarist Michael Amott for a German Webzine. While interviewing Amott, Gossow had given him a demo and what she describes as a "poor quality" video of a performance at a club. When it came time to release Liiva, Arch Enemy called her in for an audition. Amott reports that "she wiped the floor with all the other contenders".

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  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    QUESTHOUSE

    @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@

    Sat 5th Dec - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

    We introduce Special guest

    RYAN BLAIR

    to join the Questhouse residents Colin Gent

    with support from Haywire

    Funky to Progressive House

    5 quid in
    9 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Sat night !!

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  • XXx Sumpt Xxx
    luv XXx Sumpt Xxx

    awww reali!:) dats kl!wats his name?
    hahahaha yeah lol big news!lol
    x

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    Hi There

    Check our blog section for the latest downloads just added to our website

    http://www.thehardstyleforum.net

    Thanks!

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  • DJ Cruz
    DJ Cruz

    Well i'm Still in High school lol

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  • Just Friends
    Just Friends

    Hey. Do you like Real Music?
    We go by the name 'JUST FRIENDS'.
    We represent unity and versatility in our music.
    So won't you come JOIN our band page and tell us what YOU think
    Our link is: www.bebo.com/just-friends


    Regards,

    JUST FRIENDS :D !

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  • Crotchy Crochowski
    Crotchy Crochowski

    haha you fool. it didnt even flood at all in watergrasshill its too high

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  • Scott Loves Gina
    luv Scott Loves Gina

    *shifty eyes*

    I was bored at college one day......

    Cidona?

    Looks like your nieces christening was well good fun :)

    you looked nice

    write back soon :)

    x

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  • Paul Moore
    Paul Moore

    Yea i know What happened there eh? Never on it Haha:) how ya now? Good weekend:) ????

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  • R McCann
    luv R McCann

    Yeah I know what you mean - I'd be left wing when it comes to like better conditions for workers and people on smaller wages, more money for schools and hospitals but I would be not so left wing when it comes to things like coming down heavy on crime and cmpaigning for the 6 counties to be returned and Ireland to be EU free :)

    I know, I heard 250,000 public Sector workers hit the picket lines today, that's a great result but the Gov't wont listen so they will have to do it again, I fully support what they're doing, the bastards should tax the fucking rich and not the vunerable, they have no problem bailing out the bankers who got us into the crisis but not the workers who built this country, it's criminal

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  • Daniel B
    Daniel B

    Il be your Amanda huginkiss :L

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  • Scott Loves Gina
    Scott Loves Gina

    Cider ? :O ewwwww
    tastes like goats piss :P

    I Like strong :)

    OVD kills me :)

    Yay

    hope you have a great day

    sorry for the late reply

    1 tydzień temu
  • Sold.
    Sold.

    Mass Commenter Test 4.

    ThankYou
    SeanGillies :)

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  • DJ Cruz
    luv DJ Cruz

    Queensland but people just cut it short as QLD.
    so where is Cork at??

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  • Paul Moore
    luv Paul Moore

    Haha strong child:) Haha yea your a stranger to this you are:) Haha

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  • R McCann
    luv R McCann

    Well although I agree with a lot of Socialist ideals I don't believe it could work. History has proved that all that happens is the rebels overthrow the rich and simply take their place exactly as Orwell wrote about it in the book Animal Farm...

    I wouldn't exactly call myself any committed type of "ist" ie Fascist, Communist etc but I hold a lot of combined views of each system - I would have to discuss my political views with you face to face as if I were to describe them over this I would end up taking all night :P

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  • Daniel B
    Daniel B

    A-man-da-hugandkiss :L

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  • Daniel B
    Daniel B

    Yea it will be entertaining :L

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  • Daniel B
    Daniel B

    I am indeed :)
    why do you ask ?

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  • Daniel B
    Daniel B

    Your welcome any time haha
    that lad ! That lad made a booking a week ago and never turned up ! Some ppl :L

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  • Daniel B
    luv Daniel B

    Il regenerate a soul every Day and send it too you :DD that or move in to the b&b and get free food

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