i got this dollar bill as change from the ice cream store. someone has
changed where it says `one' to `boner'. that's funny, right? i'm going
to do it all my money from h ere on out.

Look at my TOUR SOUVENIRS photo album party people! Then read along

BROOKLYN
i found this on the floor of union pool. i don't know what it means,
but i like the part where it says you = love. i am afraid to call the
number.

PROVIDENCE
i found this piece of art just hanging in the back room of the gallery
we played at in road island. i like it. the boy looks like he is
waiting for his uncle zeb to pick him up at the bus station in west
virginia after he ran away that one time with all of my sister's
dresses.

BOSTON
i found this in a store in boston. it's a crab! pinch pinch pinch!

WOODSTOCK
i am not sure about this bag. caleb got it from some gutter hippies we
met at the gas station. at first i thought it was soap in a bag, but
then i took a bite of it and it was definitely not soap. it made me
feel really weird and my body feel all tingly and kinda shaky and then
i got all screamy and then the last thing i remember is caleb and that
high school kid hosing me off in the driveway. i kept the parts i
didn't eat though.

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