Stewart Mcilear
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Man, 22,
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- Lid sinds: April 2006
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- www.bebo.com/3_the_magic_number
- Me, Myself, and I
- Awrite you cheeky bitches?I'm Stewart BSc Hons in Maths-woooooooooppppppaaaaaa.
PROUD MEMBER OF THE MIGHTY BOOZE!
anyway got to make a stop off in Russia.....so Moscow!
- Music
- a lot of varied stuff from Bloc party, Marvin Gaye, Phonics, KOL, anythin really funky thats got a good beat to it
- Films
- Again a varied range of movies, love Die Hard. I like comedies tho and good thrillers, t.v love Lost, 24, NYPD Blue, Life on Mars, Mighty Boosh, The Wire, The office, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother
- Sports
- Rangers Man city and Barca fan
- Scared Of
- not scared of spiders just hate them!
- Happiest When
- out with my mates having a pint and dancing like a prat
- Some phrases to get you far in life
- Play the game, keep the ball on the deck, your as tight(referring to money) as a nun, Ally"s fav - I aint racist i have a colour t.v, WHO ASKED YOU?,
Wanna see my swan!!woooooooooooppppppaaaaa
aaaa!!!!!! - Uncle Derek
- http://www.policememorial.org.uk/Nat...
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Jack Bauer
1.Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.
2.Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
4. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
5. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
6. The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
7. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
8. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
9. They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
10. Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
11. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
12. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away
13. After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
14. Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
15. Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
16. Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
17. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
18. If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
19. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
20. The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
21. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
22. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
23. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
24. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
25. If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
26. Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer.
27. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
28. When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
29. When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
30. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
31. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
32. If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.
33. There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
34. "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".
35. There are 1246 things in a room Jack Bauer can kill you with, including the room.
36. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
37. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
38. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
39. Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.
40. Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
41. When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen j0 Commentaren 1027 dagen
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- ~ Razorlight ~ 5 Nummers | 308 Profielen
- Stone Roses 8 Nummers | 1541 Profielen
- Playlist that's sex 7 Nummers | 1 Profiel
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The Rapture
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Razorlight
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Kasabian
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The Strokes
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Kings Of Leon
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The Kooks
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Arctic Monkeys
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We Are Scientists
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The Killers
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The Futureheads
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Coldplay
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Bloc Party
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The Prodigy
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U2
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Guillemots Official
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Homes under the Hammer Fan CLub
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Uncle Derek
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Paris 2007
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Grad Ball 09
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Graduation 09
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Zante 07
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Ayia Napa 06
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Phone Pics
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Phone pics 3
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stolen pics
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Budd's Birthday
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August 07
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Laura's 21st
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Jennie's 21st
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Hannah's 21st
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Andy's 21st
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Bowling and Halloween
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Some drunken times
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Hogmony 2006
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Garage Outing
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Radio then Octopussy
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afsluiten Commentaar
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6 weken geleden
Chezaa
hey how ya doin? im good thanks, its all good here, settled in well. keep busy or should i say the girls are keeping me busy!!!!
you still at next? how did the workshadowing go?? worth it?? xxxx -
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Charmaine.
hey stewart
im good thanks you?
was nice to see you too at nicolas wedding yeah i had fun and enjoyed seeing everyone
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James Rooney
awrite ya tart, aye av been back a week now, was cracking. Got all my stuff sorted aswel so im heading over in Jan for good. Finish this law degree thing.lol. me and wig are having a little get together tomorrow night if u fancy it? i only have room for 3 on my bed though.hahaha. give us a txt if u wana join? x
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Garage Nightclub9 weken geledenMissing the summer already Stewart Mcilear?
Well it returns for 1 night only on Sunday October 4th at The Garage!!!!
Think beach party meets UV night
With live UV Poi Dancers and UV body paint, it's sure to be a night you won't want to miss
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Doors from 10:30pm, drinks from £1!
Check out our blog for info on our Attic Weekender. Thur 24th Sep - Sun 27th.
Live bands and DJ's come together to bring you the finest in brit pop and celebrate the triumphant return of Blur!
Drinks from £1 and doors from 11pm
Also don't forget to throw on your sombrero and your tash this Thursday for FIESTA FIESTA! Bucking bronco, drinks from £1 and some good old Garage banter!
Come join in the fun
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O'Couture12 weken geledenocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved
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13 weken geleden
Dr.IaL Yllib
hey you
yeah its gd - although other days i mighta said bad
its weird ... sometimes you have great lessons and you feel good ... when you have bad lessons you leav e not so good?!?!?! lol overall good though ... the day goes in dead fast!!!
you guessed right .... i have two classes with a pupil each in them that's troublesome ... one worse than the other ... but one is absolutely terrible.
did ur parents get you to shadow a financial advisor? you's guys still playing football?
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Emz14 weken geledeni love u
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Garage Nightclub16 weken geleden
Superheroes Returns Tuesday 4th August
For one night only, the garage will transform into a mass of comicbook characters...
Come dressed as Superman, Spiderman, The Hulk, Wolverine, Batman, Wonderwoman, Robin, Catwoman, Lara Croft, Poison Ivy, Robocop etc.
DJs: Sisters Lisa Mafia and Lil Gem make their Garage debut plus Lil Rich, Andy Wilson and Disco!
Bouncy castle is going up too plUS karaoke in snapies
Vodka Mix, Fosters and Sourz ALL £1
Jack D Mix, Heineken, Sambucca ALL £1.50
What you going to dress up as Stewart Mcilear???
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Garage Nightclub18 weken geleden
Bank Holiday Sunday - 30th August
Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous Rave Nights
Rave or die
With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1
Plus Open till 4am *Subject to license*
Its a Night not to be missed...
So start looking out your neon gear Stewart Mcilear
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18 weken geleden
Emz
ur welcome
lol a have no idea whr a was but hopefully see u soon because a miss u soo much
not kl man
ly xxx
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Ally Kay19 weken geledenerm.... excuse me ball bag!!
i know you got a BSc Hons but get your fucking page sorted out!! side pose style!!
there are only 5 members of the mighty booze, and hay isnt fucking one of them!!!
man you kill me!!
a little bit of me died inside!!!!
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Garage Nightclub20 weken geleden
Still looking for tickets to TITP Stewart Mcilear then look no further...
Just because we love you, we have decided to give some away (yip no charge )
For your chance to bag them get yourself along to the Garage Tonight
Usual drinks prices from £1
Free entry to ALL before 11.30
Free entry with snapfax before 12
Also this weekend for those of you not going to TITP, Garage is putting up its own bouncy castle so we can have just as much fun as those at TITP
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Jennie McKie21 weken geledenminge....
where have you been?!?!?! when we seein your face again?!?! your grad ball looks so cool.... i wish i had one! xxx
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Catriona McArdle21 weken geledenone is very well thanks,in ireland on bebo
glad u stole some photos,and thats ok that u were feeling vain!!lookin forward to friday???
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Maruska
HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! jennee
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A portrait of you! enjoy! x
Andy Hay 0 AntwoordenAnother Festive cracker!!! (get it!!) haha!!!! ohhh what is there left to draw!!! lmao! xxx
Jennie McKie 0 Antwoorden