Noel Gnome
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Hombre, 19,
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- de sexmybridge
- Situación sentimental: Casado/a
- Accesos al perfil: 664
- Miembro desde: March 2008
- Última sesión: hace 1 semana
- www.bebo.com/Sexmybridge
- Lema
- there's no gnome like a noel gnome yaaaaa
- Información
- i was born in France and after appearing in Amelie i decided I needed a break so i went to the two euro shop where i was purchased by hot girls who take my photo.
I love my life i get around,round round,round, I get around....oooouuhhhhoohoohhho
. The house gnome is a special sort. He resembles an ordinary gnome but he has the most knowledge of mankind. Owing to the fact that he often inhabits historic old houses, he has seen both rich and poor, and heard a great deal. He speaks and understands man’s language; gnome kings are chosen from his family. These gnomes (Farm and House) are good-natured, always ready for a lark or to tease; they are never malevolent, with a few exceptions, of course. If a gnome is really wicked—which happens only once in a thousand –it is due to bad genes that result from crossbreeding in faraway places.
- likes
- travelling, being carried around by hott chicks, my photo being taken, green fingers
- Films
- Amelie
- Claim to fame...
- I am the gnome from Amelie
- Scared Of
- Cats they tend to urinate on my loins
- Happiest When
- Partying with my bitches
- Music....
- Christy Moore, Damien Dempsey, Declan O'Rourke, The Frames, Mundy love that there Galway girl ya know with the DAY I EH I EH, the Cranberries, the wife is in a tribute band
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music p-p-power
[Akil]
Yo, my metaphor, my musical madness
Move and motivate those with musical talents, uhh
Read it in bold print, we holdin it down
Lick a shot, hip-hop when we in yo' town
Uhh, master blaster sound
Freak the future far from here and now
With style, release increase the peace, uhh
Bubble with the beat 'til they feelin the heat in the streets
Now each one, teach one, reach one, young gun
On one, listen to the warrior's drum
Beatin up the block with the ghetto hop that knock
and make you wanna crash the spot
And unlock explode (BOOM) the alpha and omega code
With drum rolls and old soul, we uphold
And foretold to scores of six years ago
Fast flow from G. Rap to Kool Moe
Supasyllable, major to the minimal
Every individual, bounce to the tempo yo
Lungs collapse and raps be trapped in
The only way to make it happen, jaw-jappin, fast rappin
[Zaakir]
Yo, I'm the hot dog that run the hottest monologue
In star poetic inserts and yes y'all s
My speech is like holding two glocks apiece
The outreach that rock police
The super adventure men portend to put somethin in bitches
Win when we write, the Emmy winner get hyped, off any printer
And I came to get it (HIT IT)
Like Operation PUSH, operate the tush
Black octopus of soul, in inter-planetary patrol
I planted my gold, and low and behold
It's the brother doc, ready to rock-rock
Don't stop Hobbes, I known like the lumberjack chop chop
The wordsmith, I write in block letters of cursive
Curse my circus, serve this surface
And watch how the brother fet over
The fly Cassanova with the frankencense odor
[Percy P]
Bear witness
To where riches'll make career bitches share pictures
When the ears get this ya brainses software'll glitches
Splatter your brains
Leave scattered remains of matter and stains
That'll explain how you was battled and slain
I get rude and go, to your show and use a row
of fans to BOO and throw you off 'til you lose your flow
A pro mean like Joe Greene when I blow theme
Put your whole team on pause like cold cream
Then show laughter when I flow faster, your hoe haveta
go after her weave from the breeze when I blow past ya
I'm dapper plus ghetto and just pedal
When the dust settles we left in the rubble the crushed metal
Nurses with hearses sealin conversed with lit purses
Spit fire, make you first to bit, try me
Like Osama, OR DAHMER, I'ma cause trauma
And homicides when I collide I get kamikaze
[Big Daddy Kane]
Kane baby, walk hard, the p-jects
On streets of Brooklyn I'm a crew of D-cepts
On streets of L.A. I'm a whole E-set
On tracks with Jurassic I be the T-Rex
Still that Gucci dressin, still that coochie pressin
My pimp game smooth be-gets 'em
I don't use discretion; cop tends to be stressin
Fuck explainin it, who's he testin?
Finsta perform all physical forms
Leave your ass shakin like a Mystikal song
Please Dumb, what type of shit was you on?
Cause man to compress a nigga mean One less a nigga (uh-huh)
All I want is my niggaz all recruitin a slimmy
All I want is my liver all polluted with Remi
Duel with any, bring it, I face-off
Son you out your league like Jordan was with baseball
[Chali 2na]
Yeahhh, your majesty, word flash photography
Third class economy, blade slashed your artery
Nerve gassed anatomy, blurred past dramatically
Herbs hashed, my word splash packed agility
Never predictability
Manouvers of mind fully designed cause I'm true to the rhyme
We do the sublime, crackin yo' backbone
Attackin you wack clones
Vernacular right and exact, capital rap zone
that come back verbal assault rifle (ahhhhh)
We fight like Stokely Carmichael
Nope! We just like you
We broke and ain't no tellin what we might do
Ain't no joke
Provoke the right to reverse to seek mercy
with the King Asiatic and Percy P
Ain't heard the worst of me, until your chest 3-D
Spit venom and burn your body like a STD
[Marc 7]
Put a 20 on the next brother steppin to me wrong
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A Teddy Adventurehace 64 semanasthanks.. Your dude and teddy should meat up for a photo
that would be cool. Cant weight to go..
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A Teddy Adventurehace 66 semanasHey dude guess were im going on the 9th of Feb???
New York Wooooooooooooooooo Cant wait
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A Teddy Adventurehace 69 semanasI wish i had teddy when i was in New York. Nice pics tho.
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Shelly Ringhace 78 semanasI'm good* And you?
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Shelly Ringhace 78 semanasHello*
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Darragh O'Loughlinhace 85 semanasI hope ur keepin missus gnome happy.bring me back a crate of san miguel cheers
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Paul Khace 86 semanasha love it noel..... nah not much really went to france got drunk and fell down the stairs in a nightclub nd dislocated the ol shoulder, sure shit happens really doesnt it...
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Lisa Chace 89 semanaslast chance. you're online now. you going to tell me who this is?
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Ashleyhace 91 semanasoh hell ya..... im off friday night and im finished at 11 on saturday night
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