Noel Gnome

Anyone want to be my other half....Mine left me!

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  • Situación sentimental: Casado/a
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  • Miembro desde: March 2008
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Lema
there's no gnome like a noel gnome yaaaaa
Información
i was born in France and after appearing in Amelie i decided I needed a break so i went to the two euro shop where i was purchased by hot girls who take my photo.
I love my life i get around,round round,round, I get around....oooouuhhhhoohoohhho
 . The house gnome is a special sort. He resembles an ordinary gnome but he has the most knowledge of mankind. Owing to the fact that he often inhabits historic old houses, he has seen both rich and poor, and heard a great deal. He speaks and understands man’s language; gnome kings are chosen from his family. These gnomes (Farm and House) are good-natured, always ready for a lark or to tease; they are never malevolent, with a few exceptions, of course. If a gnome is really wicked—which happens only once in a thousand –it is due to bad genes that result from crossbreeding in faraway places.
likes
travelling, being carried around by hott chicks, my photo being taken, green fingers
Films
Amelie
Claim to fame...
I am the gnome from Amelie
Scared Of
Cats they tend to urinate on my loins
Happiest When
Partying with my bitches
Music....
Christy Moore, Damien Dempsey, Declan O'Rourke, The Frames, Mundy love that there Galway girl ya know with the DAY I EH I EH, the Cranberries, the wife is in a tribute band

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    [Akil]
    Yo, my metaphor, my musical madness
    Move and motivate those with musical talents, uhh
    Read it in bold print, we holdin it down
    Lick a shot, hip-hop when we in yo' town
    Uhh, master blaster sound
    Freak the future far from here and now
    With style, release increase the peace, uhh
    Bubble with the beat 'til they feelin the heat in the streets
    Now each one, teach one, reach one, young gun
    On one, listen to the warrior's drum
    Beatin up the block with the ghetto hop that knock
    and make you wanna crash the spot
    And unlock explode (BOOM) the alpha and omega code
    With drum rolls and old soul, we uphold
    And foretold to scores of six years ago
    Fast flow from G. Rap to Kool Moe
    Supasyllable, major to the minimal
    Every individual, bounce to the tempo yo
    Lungs collapse and raps be trapped in
    The only way to make it happen, jaw-jappin, fast rappin

    [Zaakir]
    Yo, I'm the hot dog that run the hottest monologue
    In star poetic inserts and yes y'all s
    My speech is like holding two glocks apiece
    The outreach that rock police
    The super adventure men portend to put somethin in bitches
    Win when we write, the Emmy winner get hyped, off any printer
    And I came to get it (HIT IT)
    Like Operation PUSH, operate the tush
    Black octopus of soul, in inter-planetary patrol
    I planted my gold, and low and behold
    It's the brother doc, ready to rock-rock
    Don't stop Hobbes, I known like the lumberjack chop chop
    The wordsmith, I write in block letters of cursive
    Curse my circus, serve this surface
    And watch how the brother fet over
    The fly Cassanova with the frankencense odor

    [Percy P]
    Bear witness
    To where riches'll make career bitches share pictures
    When the ears get this ya brainses software'll glitches
    Splatter your brains
    Leave scattered remains of matter and stains
    That'll explain how you was battled and slain
    I get rude and go, to your show and use a row
    of fans to BOO and throw you off 'til you lose your flow
    A pro mean like Joe Greene when I blow theme
    Put your whole team on pause like cold cream
    Then show laughter when I flow faster, your hoe haveta
    go after her weave from the breeze when I blow past ya
    I'm dapper plus ghetto and just pedal
    When the dust settles we left in the rubble the crushed metal
    Nurses with hearses sealin conversed with lit purses
    Spit fire, make you first to bit, try me
    Like Osama, OR DAHMER, I'ma cause trauma
    And homicides when I collide I get kamikaze

    [Big Daddy Kane]
    Kane baby, walk hard, the p-jects
    On streets of Brooklyn I'm a crew of D-cepts
    On streets of L.A. I'm a whole E-set
    On tracks with Jurassic I be the T-Rex
    Still that Gucci dressin, still that coochie pressin
    My pimp game smooth be-gets 'em
    I don't use discretion; cop tends to be stressin
    Fuck explainin it, who's he testin?
    Finsta perform all physical forms
    Leave your ass shakin like a Mystikal song
    Please Dumb, what type of shit was you on?
    Cause man to compress a nigga mean One less a nigga (uh-huh)
    All I want is my niggaz all recruitin a slimmy
    All I want is my liver all polluted with Remi
    Duel with any, bring it, I face-off
    Son you out your league like Jordan was with baseball

    [Chali 2na]
    Yeahhh, your majesty, word flash photography
    Third class economy, blade slashed your artery
    Nerve gassed anatomy, blurred past dramatically
    Herbs hashed, my word splash packed agility
    Never predictability
    Manouvers of mind fully designed cause I'm true to the rhyme
    We do the sublime, crackin yo' backbone
    Attackin you wack clones
    Vernacular right and exact, capital rap zone
    that come back verbal assault rifle (ahhhhh)
    We fight like Stokely Carmichael
    Nope! We just like you
    We broke and ain't no tellin what we might do
    Ain't no joke
    Provoke the right to reverse to seek mercy
    with the King Asiatic and Percy P
    Ain't heard the worst of me, until your chest 3-D
    Spit venom and burn your body like a STD

    [Marc 7]
    Put a 20 on the next brother steppin to me wrong
    I mess around a lick cau

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  • Xx Aisling Xx
    Xx Aisling Xx

    Do i knw ya ?

    hace 22 semanas vía Mobile
  • Darragh O'Loughlin
    luv Darragh O'Loughlin

    been a long time Noel Gnome how have ur travels been?

    hace 49 semanas
  • A Teddy Adventure
    A Teddy Adventure

    thanks.. Your dude and teddy should meat up for a photo:) that would be cool. Cant weight to go..

    hace 64 semanas
  • A Teddy Adventure
    A Teddy Adventure

    Hey dude guess were im going on the 9th of Feb???
    New York Wooooooooooooooooo Cant wait

    Love Teddy

    hace 66 semanas
  • A Teddy Adventure
    A Teddy Adventure

    I wish i had teddy when i was in New York. Nice pics tho.

    hace 69 semanas
  • Shelly Ring
    Shelly Ring

    I'm good* And you?

    hace 78 semanas
  • Shelly Ring
    Shelly Ring

    Hello*

    hace 78 semanas
  • Darragh O'Loughlin
    Darragh O'Loughlin

    I hope ur keepin missus gnome happy.bring me back a crate of san miguel cheers:D

    hace 85 semanas
  • Darragh O'Loughlin
    luv Darragh O'Loughlin

    noelie wolie where art thou now my friend!

    hace 85 semanas
  • Schexxy Bla hace 86 semanas
  • Paul K
    Paul K

    ha love it noel..... nah not much really went to france got drunk and fell down the stairs in a nightclub nd dislocated the ol shoulder, sure shit happens really doesnt it...

    hace 86 semanas
  • Anthony Raleigh
    luv Anthony Raleigh

    you charmer! you always knew how to make a lad feel special.

    hace 86 semanas
  • Ashley
    luv Ashley

    aww cheers noel love for you too:D

    hace 86 semanas
  • Lisa C
    Lisa C

    last chance. you're online now. you going to tell me who this is?

    hace 89 semanas
  • Lisa C
    Lisa C

    you have two days.

    hace 90 semanas
  • Ashley
    Ashley

    oh hell ya..... im off friday night and im finished at 11 on saturday night:D :D :D x

    hace 91 semanas
  • Ashley
    luv Ashley

    noel:D :D :D long time no hear.... how was poland???? xx

    hace 91 semanas
  • Lisa C
    Lisa C

    still don't know you.

    hace 92 semanas
  • Steph McMahon
    Steph McMahon

    whos this

    hace 92 semanas