Things to do while in an elevator i got to try some of them especially the box one.

1) Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

2) Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

3) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

4) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

5) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

6) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

7) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.

9) Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.

10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up. All of you. Just Shut up!!!"

11) Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside, as "Got enough air in there?"

12) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

15) Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on."

16) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!!"

17) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

1 Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

19) Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

20) Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream "That's mine!"

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes. Girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs, they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Jewellery is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special, then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner, then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when shes cold...but not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching being dead." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet, kick it. I always find stuff like that funny, why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never, ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "no she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for them.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile, then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. Not a sexy cologne smell, a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. When its raining, keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain". Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her "stop crying, you fucking baby!". Girls like a tough man, as I've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on y

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go