1. Full name: Samantha Louise Brown.
2. Nicknames: Sammi, Sam, Samiiantha, Samzi, Shamanfa.
3. Birthday: 8th July [=
4. Place of Birth: Dryburn Hospital.
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer.
6. Male or Female: Urrm.. *thinks* hermaphrodite?
7. Year: 11.
8. School: Fyndoune CC.
9. Occupation: Urrm.. drug dealer + prostitute.
10. Residence: Maffu's bed. <>
11. MSN Screen Name: - Samzi Loves Maffu. (:

.Your Appearance.

12. Hair Colour: Black.
13. Hair Length: Medium.
14. Eye Colour: Hazel. (:
15. Weight: 7 stone 8.
16. Height: 5ft 3/4. (: Something like that. [x
17. Braces?: Yep. >_<
18. Glasses?: Naw. Want some tbh.
19. Piercings: Nope. Want alot though. ;D
20. Tattoos: No, not yet.
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

.Your 'Firsts'.

22. First best friend: Jordan Thompson. Don't talk to her now.
23. First Award: Fxck knows. |:
24. First Sport: Erm, I have no idea.
25. First pet: Dog called Badger. R.I.P. </3
26. First Real Vacation: London count? If not.. Spain XD
27. First Concert: |: I can't tell you that. It's embarrassing.
28. First Real Love: Not sure.

.Favourites.

29. Movie: Too many to name.
30. TV programmes: NCIS, Sexcetera + Hollyoaks.
31. Color: All minus brown + vile greens.
32. Game: The Sims >_<
33. Band: Evanescence <3
34. Song Right Now: Always Attract.
35. Friends: Leighanne, Beth, Simon, Chrish & Lucy.
36. Sweet: Chocolate, if that counts. >_>
37. Sport to Play: Lol @ youuuu. I don't do sport mate.
38. Restaurant: Inshanghai Chinese Buffet. Or McDonalds?
39. Favourite brand: Urrm only have brands on shoes. So Etnies, Converse or Underground.
40. Store: H&M, Primark, StreetCred Doc Black or New Look.
41. School Subject: Media Studies. [=
42. Animal: Grey Wolf or White Tiger [x
43. Book: Any involving: Love+sex, sexuality, real-life issues or fantasy/magic.
44. Magazine: A few...
45. Shoes: Etnies or Undergrounds.

.Currently.

46. Feeling: IN PAIN!
47. Single or Taken?: Taken. <3
48. Have a crush: Noppeeeeeee. Love someone. (= .
49. Eating: Nothing.
50. Drinking: Nothing.
52. Online?: Nope.
53. Listening To: Greenday - Holiday.
54. Thinking About: Tonight. (:
55. Wanting To: Eat. ;D
56. Watching: Screeeeen. 8-|
57. Wearing: White top, PJ bottoms..

.Your Future.

58. Want Kids?: NONE.
59. Want to be Married: Possibly. But marriage ruins everything usually. xD
60. Careers in Mind: Journalist or Counsellor. Slightly far apart |:
61. Where do you want to live: Maffu's house.
62. Car: Black Mini or Beetle. [:

.Which is Better On Preferred Sex.

63. Hair color: Anything but ginger
64. Hair length: Love longish hair. (:
65. Eye color: Blue. [:
66. Measurements: Not extremely skinny but not fat. Taller than me.
67. Cute or Sexy: Both. xD
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both!
70. Short or Tall: Taller than me, don't take much though..
71. Easygoing or serious: Bit of both to an extent.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Same as above ^^ bit of both. Mostly romantic.
73. Fatty or Skinny: Neither. [=
74. Sensitive or Loud: Bit of both.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship! [=
76. Sweet or Caring: Bothhhh..
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Ermm both just not too bad. |:

.Have you ever.

78. Kissed a Stranger: Naw.
79. Had Alcohol: Yep.
80. Smoked: NO WAY!
81. Ran Away From Home: Yeah |:
82. Broken a bone: Nope.
83. Got an X-ray: Yass.
84. Been with someone: Yeah (: (:
85. Broken Someones Heart: Yass. =[
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah ]:
87. Cried When Someone Died: Ofc. =O
88. Cried At School: Yeah :| Loads of times.

.Do You Believe In.

89. God: No, if he's real he can prove it to me himself.
90. Miracles: Urm, not really.
91. Love At First Sight: No, that would be judging on appearance.
92. Ghosts: Yeah, kind of.
93. Aliens: There could be life of other planets like ours, so yeah.
94. Soul Mates: Yeah sure, why not.
95. Heaven: I'd like to be

1.Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
Nope. [=

2. Do you like your hair?
When it goes how I want it, which is hardly ever...

3. Do you text message often?
Whenever I have money on my phone.

4. Do you have any scars?
Four small ones on my face. >__<

5. What’s the last thing you bought, and how much did you spend?
A piiiizza & garlic sauce. About £5.

6. What is a difference between the last two people you kissed?
Urm, their gender. 8-)

8. Baseball or Football?
Hate sport, so none.

9. What's one thing you've learned in '08?
I need to work harder at makin' things right in my life.

10. What did you do today?
Went to school, half asleep. [:

11. What does the 14th text message in your inbox say?
I HAVE VODKA HAHA, SMIRNOFF YUMM XD woot xxx

12. Whats your profile song?
Don't have one.

13. Why did you pick that song?
I didn't because I don't have one, fool.

14. what is the last song you listened to?
Mayday Parade - One Man Drinking Games.

15. What does the 20th text message in your inbox say?
Cutting up Kiwi. How gangster xD

16. How do you feel about smoking weed?
Wouldn't even try it.

17. Do you open up to people easily?
Too easily. I should stop.

18. How did you wake up this morning?
Mam came in & woke me up. >.<

19. Where were you at 11:45 A.M. today?
Leaving 3rd lesson to go to dinner.

20. If it was free and it would work perfectly, would you get plastic surgery?
Maybe...

21. Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Not in a malicious way, jokingly.. yeah.

22. Have you ever been called Prince or Princess?
Nope, I wouldn't want them to. |:

23. What did you do last night?
Had a laugh, watched The Crow & Vampire Diary.

24. What's on your mind right now?
Not tellin'.

25. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?
My Dad.

26. What's the last text you received say?
Forgot to say i got a card but its in my bag at work

27. Can you keep a secret?
urm, sometimes...

28. Do you have any strange phobias?
Not really.

29. What is the most important thing in any relationship?
Love, trust, honesty.

30. What is the least important thing in a relationship?
Anythin' sexual. Not necessary!!

31. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
Yeah, I have more guy friends than girl friends.

32. Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Urm.. probably, don't remember.

33. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Don't like sportsss. |:

34. What are your plans for tonight?
MSN. What an exciting life(!)

35. How is your best friend?
I'm sure she's fine, thanks. [:

36. Are you rich?
Absolutely no way.

37. Who did you hang out with last night?
My imaginary friends, duh!

38. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yeah. (:

39. Have you ever had a panic attack?
Nope.

40. Anything you wish you could tell someone but can't?
Not really...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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